Author Topic: Who do you consider to be pleasing to the eye? (the guilt baps years) (Read 147585 times) Tweet Share

Jake Thingray · « **Reply #150 on:** August 29, 2010, 08:17:04 pm »

This link involves Sue Perkins, and a phallic object.

http://forum.smokingpalace.net/attachment.php?nojoe=3&attachmentid=66794&d=1213756979

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #151 on:** August 29, 2010, 08:43:33 pm »

EDIT: nevermind - brainfart.

Serge · « **Reply #152 on:** August 29, 2010, 08:53:44 pm »

Quote from: tisonlyme on August 29, 2010, 06:01:56 pm

PS
Note my Mick Hucknall search on the screen cap. I still don't know why he is screaming .

This might explain why. I find every one of those tags indescribably hilarious, by the way.

surreal · « **Reply #153 on:** August 30, 2010, 04:15:27 pm »

Marlee Otto

and

Anna Kendrick

both from "Scott Pilgrim" - even though ms Otto was on screen for about 3 seconds...

Also I'm heartened to discover that Ellen Wong is in her mid-twenties, so I don't feel like such a collossal pervert now...

El Unicornio, mang · « **Reply #154 on:** August 30, 2010, 10:41:47 pm »

I've not been into Asian women but after seeing martial arts expert Mindy Kelly get through a room full of laser alarms by contorting her body into all kinds of shapes, my opinion has changed somewhat

Prepare to be astounded (and possibly aroused) by this vid of her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIBd2pJYc7Y

and this is the one of her going through the lasers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qovry1ySCVY

Mary is not amused · « **Reply #155 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:16:30 am »

Quote from: Jake Thingray on August 29, 2010, 08:17:04 pm

This link involves Sue Perkins, and a phallic object.

http://forum.smokingpalace.net/attachment.php?nojoe=3&attachmentid=66794&d=1213756979

Cor! Thanks!

_{I approve the Giles Coren joke, too.}

Johnny Yesno · « **Reply #156 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:54:02 am »

Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on August 30, 2010, 10:41:47 pm

I've not been into Asian women but after seeing martial arts expert Mindy Kelly get through a room full of laser alarms by contorting her body into all kinds of shapes, my opinion has changed somewhat

Crikey!

thecuriousorange · « **Reply #157 on:** August 31, 2010, 11:17:42 pm »

Quote from: surreal on August 30, 2010, 04:15:27 pm

Anna Kendrick

I didn't know about her before, thanks for the heads-up. (not an erection joke)

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth · « **Reply #158 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:36:07 pm »

The Scott Pilgrim film is chock-a-block with lovely young ladies. It's probably the first film I've seen starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead in which she wasn't automatically the prettiest actress (although that's partly down to the silly hairdo she sports in it).

I found Aubrey Plaza's big features - and, presumably, bad language - rather appealing.

Squink · « **Reply #159 on:** September 01, 2010, 05:13:11 pm »

Whenever I hear Aubrey Plaza's name I can only think of...

buttgammon · « **Reply #160 on:** September 01, 2010, 05:14:53 pm »

Actually, Jane Horrocks in that film is definitely worthy of this thread - chocolate spread and all.

Jake Thingray · « **Reply #161 on:** September 01, 2010, 05:45:47 pm »

The thing is, I genuinely don't find Billie Piper pleasing to the eye. But last night, I had a dream in which she had a crush on me, and was upset, and in tears, because I'd referred to her as a chipmunk-faced prossie from an over-rated children's programme. I wonder what it meant.

The Boston Crab · « **Reply #162 on:** September 01, 2010, 05:59:35 pm »

I bet you guys like this girl as she is pale, has red hair and big tits.

mycroft · « **Reply #163 on:** September 01, 2010, 06:07:26 pm »

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I bet you guys like this girl as she is pale, has red hair and big tits.

Yup.

Although a closer look may suggest angles giving the impression of more substantial norkage than there may be.

Still Not George · « **Reply #164 on:** September 01, 2010, 06:11:58 pm »

Used to be a man, right?

Wouldn't stop me, of course.

Winjer · « **Reply #165 on:** September 01, 2010, 06:13:51 pm »

She looks either heavily made-up, or she's been created by the latest 'weird science' software.

mycroft · « **Reply #166 on:** September 01, 2010, 06:14:01 pm »

So I flipped her over, and fff... funnily enough, it landed on its wheels and they just drove off.

The Boston Crab · « **Reply #167 on:** September 01, 2010, 07:06:05 pm »

I'm pretty sure she's a real girl, I just have no further information. All whom I consider pleasing are anonymous tumblrs - safer that way for everyone.

Still Not George · « **Reply #168 on:** September 01, 2010, 07:21:10 pm »

CURSE YOU GORGEOUS ANONYMOUS LADY IN HER OBVIOUS MAKEOVER PHOTO!

CURSE YOU FOR MAKING ME THIS WAY*!

_*erect

jutl · « **Reply #169 on:** September 01, 2010, 09:13:25 pm »

The Duck Man · « **Reply #170 on:** September 02, 2010, 01:09:04 am »

I am watching Sky Sports News and the new lass Rachel Wyse. She is rather attractive and, frankly, they may as well have based their HD campaign on her MASSIVE BANGERS, considering the astonishingly clevevage-y top they've put her in.

boxofslice · « **Reply #171 on:** September 02, 2010, 06:51:09 am »

Watching BBC Breakfast who have the lovely sports reporter, Amanda Davies.

Reminds me of one of my former girlfriends.

MuteBanana · « **Reply #172 on:** September 02, 2010, 05:12:47 pm »

Quote from: Jake Thingray on September 01, 2010, 05:45:47 pm

The thing is, I genuinely don't find Billie Piper pleasing to the eye. But last night, I had a dream in which she had a crush on me, and was upset, and in tears, because I'd referred to her as a chipmunk-faced prossie from an over-rated children's programme. I wonder what it meant.

What was that then?

Ginyard · « **Reply #173 on:** September 02, 2010, 06:54:12 pm »

Gabby from Desperate Housewives.

Tokyo Sexwhale · « **Reply #174 on:** September 02, 2010, 07:14:14 pm »

Quote from: MuteBanana on September 02, 2010, 05:12:47 pm

What was that then?

Sshh. He doesn't like to talk about it.

MuteBanana · « **Reply #175 on:** September 02, 2010, 07:20:02 pm »

Quote from: Ginyard on September 02, 2010, 06:54:12 pm

Gabby from Desperate Housewives.

I always thought she was quite small and curvy, but I saw some of Desperate Housewives today and she was really skinny. Bordering on being bony. Not very attractive.

I'm going to assume the childrens programme is Doctor Who.

America Ferrera as Betty Suarez in Ugly Betty is currently the object of my affections. There's no screencap that does her justice. Utterly gorgeous, lovely and cute.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #176 on:** September 02, 2010, 07:20:44 pm »

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Watching BBC Breakfast who have the lovely sports reporter, Amanda Davies

Susanna Reid was giving her evils this morning.

And by evils, I do not definitely not mean oral sex.

The Boston Crab · « **Reply #177 on:** September 02, 2010, 10:21:40 pm »

Just started watching Twin Peaks, only seen little bits of it before, fabulous show, wonderful music, the most beautiful women of any television show I've ever seen.

I don't even know where to begin with Sherilyn Fenn but she is the aesthetic equal of any human being who's ever lived and so bursting with character, Jesus...as I say, I don't even know where to start.

Joan Chen. Again, I'm lost for words, I have to rewind her scenes to catch the dialogue, there's only white noise as the blood swims around my brain.

Oh, have another of Sherilyn Fenn for crying out loud.

El Unicornio, mang · « **Reply #178 on:** September 03, 2010, 03:01:16 am »

Wow, Kelly Osbourne sure looks different these days

Jemble Fred · « **Reply #179 on:** September 03, 2010, 09:23:18 am »

Yeah she looks like one of the emaciated little Geldof junkies.

My girlfriend can do that cherry-stalk trick that Sherilyn Fenn does in Twin Peaks. So I've sort of slept with Sherilyn Fenn. In a sense. In a Hugh-Laurie-shagged-Michael-Douglas sense.