Topic: Please don't CRUSH me Mr. Fat Man

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3127295/30st-worker-given-push-in-case-he-lands-on-mates.html

A 30-STONE factory worker has been laid off - in case he falls on his pals and CRUSHES them.
Tubby Barry Fowers had to climb on platforms despite being prone to blackouts.


But he was considered a danger to himself and others and took an offer of redundancy at his job making power equipment.

[Garfield And Friends]

His parents had such prescience to name him Tubby.

[biggytitbo]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3127295/30st-worker-given-push-in-case-he-lands-on-mates.html

He's clearly capable of working, as an obese Santa, a giant or a comedy fat man at parties and barmitzvas.

[HAYRDRYAH]

His parents had such prescience to name him Tubby

Om-nom-nominal determinism

[idunnosomename]

I like how the comments is unaminous agreement that if he was an immigrant he would get lots of benefits

But have you ever seen a fat immigrant?????

[Zetetic]

I like how the comments is unaminous agreement that if he was an immigrant he would get lots of benefits

As of now 2 of the 14 comments take that viewpoint, 1 specifically opposes it so it's hardly unanimous. (The only difference between the time of your post and now is the addition of another irrelevant comment, so "of the 13 comments"  if you prefer.)

[idunnosomename]

I must have missed that one and therefore apologise for any offence my misportrayal of The Sun readership has caused

edit: Actually two people agree with Jac163 it is just Richard7 who disagrees so you miscounted too so there

[boxofslice]

I'm not superstitious but if I saw a fat man up a ladder, I'd think twice about walking underneath it.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

If I saw a Bear on the back of a model triceratops, I'd fucking shit myself.

[SetToStun]

I'm not superstitious but if I saw a fat man up a ladder, I'd think twice about walking underneath it.

I've never been superstitious myself and touch wood that's not going to change.

[fat_abbott]

I'm touching wood now, after seeing a fat man on a ladder.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I'm touching cloth.

[boxofslice]

I'm touching myself.

[biggytitbo]

I'm touching your mum.

[AsparagusTrevor]

I'm touched.

[sirhenry]

Touché

[dr_christian_troy]

In other fat news....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3111237/Too-fat-Hooters-girls-are-sacked.html

'TWO busty waitresses are suing Hooters after being sacked for getting TOO FAT.'

Yes, that's right. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

One comment that caught my eye:
'I'm not sure that being a bit bulky should stop the customers from enjoying the size of their noses. Although thinking about it anorexic's noses do start to look larger as they lose weight, so maybe they have a point.'

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?

[biggytitbo]

In other fat news....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3111237/Too-fat-Hooters-girls-are-sacked.html

'TWO busty waitresses are suing Hooters after being sacked for getting TOO FAT.'

Yes, that's right. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

One comment that caught my eye:
'I'm not sure that being a bit bulky should stop the customers from enjoying the size of their noses. Although thinking about it anorexic's noses do start to look larger as they lose weight, so maybe they have a point.'

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?

Some wacky japester is making a pun on hooters?

[dr_christian_troy]

Some wacky japester is making a pun on hooters?

Oh....I see that now.

*coughs*

Still, The Sun eh?