Omegle Adventures

[Artemis]

This one was better.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

Stranger: m

You: how're you doing?

Stranger: you m or f

You: f

You: I'm Cassie

Stranger: I'm good.my names Duane

You: you?

You: get out

You: really?

You: my brother's name is Duane

Stranger: hahaha

You: you shouldn't laugh, he's disabled

Stranger: not at him .

Stranger: was laughing at that

You: hang on, he's here and saw you laughing... would you mind apologising quickly if I bring him to the screen?

You: then we can chat :)

Stranger: Sorry for laughing.It was not at you.

You: TAHT OK BRO SHES MA SISTER

You: sorry, he's gone now

Stranger: umm.ok.

Stranger has disconnected.

[Lost Oliver]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like fuck.
Stranger: m
You: M
Stranger has disconnected.

[Lost Oliver]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like being in the Vietnam War.
You: So, er, what did you do then?
Stranger: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.
You: Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?
Stranger: Quite the opposite, actually.
You: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?
Stranger has disconnected.

[Lost Oliver]

Final one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like cyber.
Stranger: Hi there, 19M here, you? :)
You: hi
You: f
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: age?
You: 15
Stranger has disconnected.

[Twibbie]

You: .sdrawkcab epyt s'teL
Stranger: wtf is that
You: .sdrawkcab ti gnidaer yrT
Stranger: suck my dick
You: .oN
Stranger: I can read backwards I dont want to type backwards why would I do that
You: .egnellahc evitingoc a stneserp tI
Stranger: I dont need a cognitive challenge I need to find someone who isn't incompatible with the typing for of today's human intelligence
Stranger: form
You: .sdrawkcab dootsrednu eb ylno nac ti tub, sdrawrof devil eb tsum efiL
You: .enoemos yb etouq suomaf a s'tahT
You: .ghuoht ohw rebmemer t'naC
Stranger: here's another one. who would have guessed that even the weakest of men can have such a massive start
You: .tnereffid eb ot gniog saw ecnetnes taht fo drow tsal eht thguoht I
Stranger: different how?
You: .ekoj yttums a saw ti ,dnim reven hA
Stranger: hahaha oh I see
Stranger: that was funny
Stranger: witty but funny
You: xxx .suoegrog eyb eyB .og tsum I lleW
Stranger: im a guy
You: nuh oot eM
Stranger: -_- gay ass nigga go die

[Thomas]

Stranger: hi
You: alright there mate
Stranger: what???

[kittens]

fucking cunts i just spent two hours arguing with people on omegle thanks to this thread, bullshit

[BritishHobo]

No juicy highlights to paste in?

[elnombre]

I asked the question. May I say, 'fuck stranger 1. Kate's better off without your lazy arse.'

[kittens]

No juicy highlights to paste in?

nothing funny happened, i just made myself sad :((((

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

[Artemis]

Bringing this baby back from the proverbial dead.

Site is full of bots these days but occasionally you can catch a live one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh, hello!
Stranger: hi
You: How's it going today
Stranger: fine
Stranger: asl
You: That's good. Tell you what, I've had it up to here with them terrorists, know what I mean?
Stranger has disconnected.

[Cuellar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: M
You: Alright
Stranger: M kr
Stranger: Or f?
You: Big, big M
Stranger has disconnected.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I'm currently trying to pretend to be Charlie from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (albeit one from a parallel universe where he can read and write, and isn't funny).

You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: How you today?
You: Good I hope
Stranger: Fine
You: ASL?
Stranger: M
You: I am M too
You: Why are you not a woman?
Stranger: Idk
You: Try harder
Stranger: How
You: Tuck your penis between your legs
Stranger: Ok
You: Put on bra and fill it with grapes
You: Have you done this yet?
Stranger: Yes
You: Good. Now put on lipstick on chest. Write I Like Man Yes Pls.
You: All women have this now
You: Thanks to 9/11
Stranger: Ok
You: Also make sure you never shave legs or armpit. Women now equal rights to man for hair
Stranger has disconnected.

[Old Gold Tooth]

"Fussy" indeed.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, Do you believe in ghosts?
Stranger: Yo
You: Yo
Stranger: Do you believe in duck
Stranger: Gender
You: Yeah I've seen loads of those
You: M
Stranger: Fussy
Stranger has disconnected.

[Bad Ambassador]

WELL DO YOU BELIEVE IN DUCK OR NOT???

[Old Gold Tooth]

I do! I... did. Sigh. I'm going to have to think on this.

[Twed]

Stranger: Do you believe in duck
Stranger: Gander
Stranger: Perhaps the myth of swan

[spamwangler]

fucks sake guys YOURE NOT DOING IT PROPERLY:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!Question to discuss:

is it day or night where you are? no need to do any funny responses or tangents, just anwer the question

Stranger 1: M19

Stranger 2: F 24

Stranger 1: Snapchat?

Stranger 2: Nope

Stranger 1: Kik?


Stranger 1: Wuu2?

Stranger 2: Thats for fags

[Chairman Bodog]

Nice guy.