Bizarre websites

[MoonDust]

Found this after googling "Riding for Jesus" which I found over on the terrible album covers thread on Oscillations.

Came across this.

http://www.jimkeelingministries.com/jimsings/jimsings.htm

Fucking bizarre.

Clicking on the song titles redirects you to a separate page where you can hear the song, read the lyrics and be perplexed by the choice of pictures used to accompany them.

What have you found recently?

[Van Dammage]

http://bossconnery.ytmnd.com/

There's really no words.

[MoonDust]

Bizarre, but great.

[anal_footing]

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/

[Bored of Canada]

Edit: Actually that sites pretty grim.

[Bored of Canada]

There was also fatchicksinpartyhats which doesn't appear to be around anymore. It was late 90's, early 00's site which had that kind of 90's design which was solely designed to post pictures berating fat people, except the person had english as a second language and it was just a clusterfuck of bizarre ranting. It's gone now, unfortunately.

[Bored of Canada]

Does Winoa have a website?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

http://www.moaipowerhouse.com/

[Dex Sawash]

passedoutwookies.com

Long gone site with images of bearded and/or tie-dyed men and/or women covered in vomit and/or piss.
Mostly at music festivals.
A few action shots where passout is obviously coming soon were also offered.
GIS brings up some of the old content

[Mr Eggs]

http://www.moaipowerhouse.com/

He told me he was turning my gold into hydrogen.

I will no longer invest in his scheme.

[Hank Venture]

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

[PaulTMA]

John & George's Website From The Afterlife:

https://web.archive.org/web/20040211233105/http://johnw_lennon1.tripod.com/johnandgeorge/index.html

The rest of the website suggests it's made by a genuine fruitcake, but then again, there was always this:

A Beatles & Friends Concert


Everybody keeps asking, "What would it be like if I went to a performance of Beatles & Friends in The Afterlife?"  Well, let me try to give you an idea of what an average performance would be like by posting the set lists.



GREATEST HITS:
1. Soul Beat
2. Stand Up!
3. We'll Stand Together
4. Care
5. Heaven Needs Some Heroes
6. Let Me Be Your Mighty Man
7. Remember It!
8. Remember The Springtime
9. It's Heaven That We're Fighting For
10. Don't Make Heaven Mad
11. Alura
12. Our Darling Mary
13. Weird Stuff
14. England Rocks!
15. The Man From Memphis
16. I Won't Bite That Bat!
17. We Ain't Lost Yet!

ENCORE: It's Not Easy Being King

NOSTALGIA:

1. Ready Teddy
2. The Hippy Hippy Shake
3. Splish Splash
4. Chick-A-Boom
5. Sugar
6. Georgie
7. Got My Mind Set On You
8. My Sweet Lord
9. Spirit In The Sky
10. Abraham, Martin And John
11. Fat Bottomed Girls
12. American Woman
13. Chevy Van
14. Signs
15. Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road
16. 9 To 5
17. I Am Woman

ENCORE: Ghostbusters

[Head Gardener]

http://www.trypap.com/
or
http://weavesilk.com/ (quite nice actually)
or
http://heeeeeeeey.com/
or
http://eelslap.com/

[DangledTeeth]

NSFW

This one might be tough to beat:

http://www.sketchzilla.com/

You can add your own content once you've clicked on the flashing 'pill' icons.

Somebody posted a list of online painting programs on an old forum that used to be active, he posted the above purely because it had 'sketch' as part of the web address, although he did add 'it doesn't seems to be about sketching'. Perhaps he knew.

[Bored of Canada]

http://www.trypap.com/
or
http://weavesilk.com/ (quite nice actually)
or
http://heeeeeeeey.com/
or
http://eelslap.com/

I'm not clicking on any of those. They sound like the kind of sites friends would link each other back in my mid teens that had horrifying things in them. Like Blue Waffle, Lemon Party, or One Man; One Screwdriver.

That last one is the single most upsetting thing I have ever seen. All are NSFW and should not be googled, unless you are some kind of filthy Hobbit. A Proudfeet or a Gangee.

[anal_footing]

https://factcheckme.wordpress.com

[MoonDust]

I'm not clicking on any of those. They sound like the kind of sites friends would link each other back in my mid teens that had horrifying things in them. Like Blue Waffle, Lemon Party, or One Man; One Screwdriver.

I can tell you honestly that eelslap and heeeeeey are completely safe and not in any way dodgy. I don't know about the other two because I feel my luck is treading a fine line so I haven't clicked on them.

[Hangthebuggers]

Does Winoa have a website?

Several facebooks, several twitters.

Not that I've been paying attention.

[MoonDust]

Chris Morris has let himself go a bit.

[Colin Sanction]

http://whatcolourisit.scn9a.org/

Generates the HEX colour of the time or something

[Paul Calf]

Cockroach Britain:

http://shakespeareassholes.wordpress.com/

[Birdie]

Cockroach Britain:

http://shakespeareassholes.wordpress.com/

I made the mistake of asking myself "how long does all this go on for?" and scrolled to the very bottom[nb]An unfortunate choice of word[/nb].  Very NSFW.