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LEGEND GARY

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, February 09, 2016, 11:19:54 PM

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Berthas Fat Leg

Legend Gary - the man in the background bearing his arse going 'whueergh!' on every BBC3 programme about Holiday Reps.

Berthas Fat Leg

Legend Gary got a tattoo of an arse - on his arse.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Drink this says mate of LEGEND GARY

Alright then says LEGEND GARY

Hahaha LEGEND GARY

Sam

Legend Gary rides an inflatable aardvark through Haywards Heath.

Legend Gary walks barefoot over a pebbly beach to check out a pair of knickers in a rockpool.

Legend Gary has a total nervous breakdown and stuffs a chicken cavity with gravel.

Legend Gary runs over his own foot in a mescaline daze.

Legend Gary pretends to be a stone mason in order to woo the clergyman's daughter.

Legend Gary retains his semen in sandbags in case of flooding.

Legend Gary nurses a finch.

Legend Gary prank-shits on a popular stile.

madhair60

LEGEND GARY takes his copy of Inception off the shelf, between Ice Age 2: The Meltdown and Insidious.  Watches it with the commentary, fascinated.

poo

Minotaurs in French Legend maids outfits stealing uncooked turds from people's arses Gary with sink plungers.

Berthas Fat Leg

Legend Gary, 1:17am, a traffic island, arms aloft: 'THREE LINES ON A SHIRT, JEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING'

madhair60

Legend Gary vomiting on a shit.

Berthas Fat Leg

Legend Gary still says Chinkies.

Steven

Quote from: Berthas Fat Leg on February 15, 2016, 12:53:26 PM
Legend Gary got a tattoo of an arse - on his arse.

Gavin McInnes the social pundit has a tattoo of an arse, on an arse, on an arse, on his arse, on an arse.


madhair60

Drunken reveller interrupts christening.  Lager Steve turns from TV, a grin on his crispy face.  "Legend Gary".

madhair60

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on February 11, 2016, 02:02:56 PM
Legend Gary ahaha wasn't even invited to this christening!

Holy shit I genuinely hadn't seen this one when I wrote that

Old Nehamkin

Legend Gary watches four consecutive episodes of UK Border Force.

Legend Gary administers a Keith Lemon parody Twitter account which was once retweeted in error by Dapper Laughs.

Legend Gary violates the Geneva Convention.

Hangthebuggers

Legend Gary follows himself on twitter.

Steven

Legend Gary logs into his Jim Corr parody account to post more bollocks.

Legend Gary googles Jim Corr parody account and sees a bunch of cunts on an internet forum fall for it.

Legend Gary laughs a big Legend Gary laugh and punches the air shouting 'Legend!'

Legend Gary's Legend Mum shouts from upstairs for him to keep it down.

Legend Gary shouts back "But Legend Ma, I'm tryin' do this now!"

Beagle 2

Legend Gary livetweets his attempt to literally shit through the eye of a needle.

Berthas Fat Leg

Legend Gary pulled a moonie during a funeral.

Legend Gary once phoned up the CBBC Broom Cupboard just so he could shout 'tits!!' at Toby Antsis.

Legend Gary's ringtone is STILL Crazy Frog.

Steven

Legend Gary wants Crazy Frog played at his own funeral and for all his mates to simultaneously moon the open-casket coffin while someone calls Toby Antsis ex-directory just to shout 'tits!!' and broadcast it over the tannoy system. The wreath shall read 'LEGEND'.

BlodwynPig


Shoulders?-Stomach!


Beagle 2

Cheeky Nandos for Legend Gary how cheeky he's farted on it.

Berthas Fat Leg

LEGEND Gary, doing pelvic thrusts behind a blind old man.

BlodwynPig

Legend Gary gets an Andy Warhol of himself.

Chucks it out of window when Lager Steve says its gay.

poo

Legend Gary done a bumdozy :(

Vodka Margarine

Legend Gary hates seeing so many foreign footballers in English teams but "doesn't mind it with Chelsea".

Steven

Quote from: Berthas Fat Leg on February 16, 2016, 12:52:36 PM
LEGEND Gary, doing pelvic thrusts behind a blind old man.

Wasn't that Dom Joly, to an indie soundtrack?

Berthas Fat Leg

Legend Gary, too many WKDs, Whipsnade zoo, broken collar bone, dead meerkat.

Legend Gary, massive turd, camera out, new Facebook profile pic.

Legend Gary, just outside Heathrow, laser pen poised.

Hangthebuggers

Legend Gary once punched a horse.

RDRR

Legend Gary knew he was addicted to caffeine when he started making cups of Nescafé using a tablespoon instead of a teaspoon like it says in the instructions!

batwings

Legend Gary knows what's up, what time it is, what he's doing, his onions, his way around, his arse from his elbow, up from down, when to lay back, when to give it plenty, the score, which way the wind is blowing, where he's going to, the way to San Jose, when to stop.