PHWOARR (the sexy people thread)

[Bhazor]

I've become enamoured by the social accounts of retired pornstars from my formative years. Like Oliva O'lovely formerly of Asses of Face Destruction 6 and DP The Hole DP And Nuttin' Butt DP. Now tweeting pictures of her cakes and cuddling her 5 year old son. In between tweets selling underwear and "Throwback thursdays" of her being bummed.

https://twitter.com/oliviaolovely1/status/848359830079250432
Cake

https://twitter.com/oliviaolovely1/status/776454466971181056
Cuddling son

https://twitter.com/oliviaolovely1/status/694377532913614848
Bummed

Its a real rollercoaster ride following her timeline.

Still would mind.

Nikita Denise is similar only with a small dog instead of child, eye brow waxing tutorials instead of cakes. And quite a bit more bumming.

[mothman]

It's hard to avoid the feeling that a lot of porn performers, if whey weren't damaged to begin with, certainly are when they stop living that life. Few seem to be able to escape it completely - and if they do, you never really hear about them as a result. If youve gone off and have managed to become an anonymoud parent somewhere living in the suburbs and not automatically associated with your pornstar persona, are you going to want to cooperate with Where Are They Now? retrospectives? I'd assume not...

[holyzombiejesus]

Susanna Hoffs and Michael Steele

I like that she's named them.

[Mr Brightside]

[Spiteface]

[Bhazor]

Hark the shoulders on that.

[mothman]

I want to know who she is so I can GIS her with all sorts of added keywords that would make her father want to punch me if he ever found out.

[Spiteface]

After some "research" I eventually found a name.

Daisy Pettinger.




I would drink her bathwater.

[im barry bethel]

The little sexpot that is Khatia Buniatishvili





not only does she wear slutty red lips to perfection,

Buniatishvili speaks five languages fluently: Georgian, French, English, German and Russian.

Now imagine being told 'fuck me like the little Georgian whore I am you English pig' in five different languages

[JoeyBananaduck]

That was certainly specific.

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Elsa Martinelli.

[hedgehog90]

That cat's face.

[shiftwork2]

That cat's face.

It's certainly something.  The expression in the eyes is at odds with the teeth-baring.  Sort of have-you-got-enough-can-I-go-home-now?

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[Mr Brightside]

Who is the fittest ever Catwoman?

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Deffo Lee Meriwether.

[hamfist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4wde9KH5dQ

[JoeyBananaduck]

Julie Newmar.

[Dr Rock]

Julie Newmar
Lee Meriwether
The other two tied*, not bad at all though.




*there's a joke there somewhere I do realise.

[MuteBanana]

The other Catwoman has just turned 18.

[Mr Brightside]

The other Catwoman has just turned 18.

Oh aye. I forgot about that one.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

As seen in the new series of Twin Peaks, Chromatics singer Ruth Radelet is quite the icy fox.

[Dead Soon]

Daisy Ridley as Rey in Star Wars

[DrGreggles]

As seen in the new series of Twin Peaks, Chromatics singer Ruth Radelet is quite the icy fox.

I'm rewatching the first 2 seasons before getting stuck into the new stuff.
And, therefore:

[PAGATRON]

And the rest

[Chairman Bodog]

And the rest

Is that actually the Californication Files guy in drag?

[Bhazor]

Looks like she has a detachable mouth. Wonder how that will play into season 3.

[Mr Banlon]

Are The Bangles getting back together ?

[Mr Banlon]

I recall David Lynch once describing Sherilyn Fenn as 'Five feet of heaven in a ponytail'

[newbridge]

The little sexpot that is Khatia Buniatishvili

What the hell. Literally perfect.

I bet she's dating a fucking Mumford Son.