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PHWOARR (the sexy people thread)

Started by 303, February 26, 2016, 05:02:40 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

That playboy page was err...stimulating.

Still, it goes really rubbish when the pubes start to vanish.

Steven

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on March 06, 2016, 12:29:18 PM
Still, it goes really rubbish when the pubes start to vanish.

Sort of the opposite philosophy to Savile, then.

303


Gulftastic

Quote from: Steven on March 06, 2016, 12:44:26 PM
Sort of the opposite philosophy to Savile, then.

I always want to correct people when they imply that Savile was just a peado. In true Bishop Of Bath & Wells fashion, he'd do anything to anything. To say he was only after kids really undersells what a colossal pervert he was.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Gulftastic on March 06, 2016, 04:31:08 PM
In true Bishop Of Bath & Wells fashion, he'd do anything to anything with anything.

Fixed

dark now my pies



Not cos she's PHWOARR but because the photo is a bit PHWOARR. Tis a bit racy for the BBC. Looks like you can see everything. Legs like a jar of Nutella. I wouldn't mind getting my fingers caught inside that cracked lid of hers. Face like phil lynott though so I wouldn't go any further north.

dark now my pies

Carey Mulligan. The real deal (but not with short hair).


purlieu


Kelvin

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on March 06, 2016, 12:29:18 PM
That playboy page was err...stimulating.

Still, it goes really rubbish when the pubes start to vanish.

It's pretty remarkable, really, that the style doesn't consistently change to the modern day hard lit, close up, FHM style pictures until 2014, or thereabouts. It's only 4-5 years before that point that those sorts of pictures start appearing at all. Even in the early noughties they're still sticking to the blurry pics of woman sat on rugs. Interesting[nb]not really[/nb] that they stuck to their traditional style so long past the point that porn images changed.   

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I guess it became a trademark style and unlike FHM the mag had a wider readership who might not have been looking for the new style.

One thing the page really emphasised is just how much a bush of almost any kind adds to the sexiness of a woman. The last few from the shaven years are really doll-like rather than human.

One consistent theme has been an uncanny eye for a fabulous tit - you can't ever take that away from Hefner and the lads.

DangledTeeth

Kyla Moscovich





They're all giving me the horn and blowing it by the time etc.


Dannyhood91

Quote from: purlieu on March 07, 2016, 11:37:15 AM
Charli XCX

Again.

Fun fact, she has  sound-to-color synesthesia, much like our much beloved Aphex Twin.

MoonDust

Quote from: Dannyhood91 on March 07, 2016, 06:59:30 PM
Fun fact, she has  sound-to-color synesthesia


Bet she's very blue in the bedroom.

Entropy Balsmalch

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on March 06, 2016, 12:29:18 PM
That playboy page was err...stimulating.

Still, it goes really rubbish when the pubes start to vanish.

I miss pubes so much.

It was properly exciting to feel them bulging under there.*

I suspect they'll make a come back at some point.

Although eyebrows have gone for good it seems.

*Under where? Underwear.

Entropy Balsmalch



Johnny Yesno


Dannyhood91

Two very different but very fit ladies.



Entropy Balsmalch


Entropy Balsmalch

I can never get pictures to work very well, so you'll have to do your own research.

Liz Kingsman.

I've fallen for her twice in two separate things without realising it was the same woman cause I'm bad at recognising people.

Plays gawky nerd beautifully.

EDIT: IMDB list her as "Liz Kingsman is an actress, known for Ballot Monkeys (2015) and Comedy Playhouse (1961)."

She's much older than I thought.

pigamus


Entropy Balsmalch

I always think Sarah Alexander looks like she's trying really hard to recognise who you are.

Dead Soon

Charli XCX looks unnervingly like a slim version of my ex.

My XXCX.

purlieu

Quote from: Entropy Balsmalch on March 09, 2016, 08:29:34 PM
I can never get pictures to work very well, so you'll have to do your own research.

Liz Kingsman.
I've done an image search, and I've narrowed her down to one of these:










Entropy Balsmalch



purlieu

Quote from: Entropy Balsmalch on March 09, 2016, 09:53:07 PM


I can't do images.



If you click 'Quote', top right of my post, you'll see the code I used to make the image appear.

purlieu


Spiteface

How come we haven't had Alica Witt in this thread yet? I'm disappointed in you all.