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1001 things to do before Clowne

Started by poo, August 19, 2016, 07:41:01 AM

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Fishfinger

870. Argue that everything has been taken out of context.

New page iffy contextual wasteland.

Fishfinger

869. Grow a pair.
868. Grow a pear.
867. Mine your allotment.

Fishfinger

866. Go back in time and ban Hitler.
865. Post some shite.

Fishfinger

864. Reflect that, if you'd succeeded in those suicide attempts, you'd never have read this.


Fishfinger

862. Fling poo.
861. Fling poo.
860. Take the night off.


the midnight watch baboon

859. Rip the skin from your cock and balls off and yell an accusatory set of police slogans at the exposed red mess.
858. Outsniff a cancer dog.
857. 69 yourself using a bendy mirror of foil. Floss.

Fishfinger

856. Do all of the above, but ironically, yeah, and film it?

Dex Sawash

855. Try harder to smell what the rock is cooking

Fishfinger

854. Scream like you have no neighbours, or shame.

Fishfinger

853. Cook what The Rock wants himself and others to smell, given sufficiently precise instructions I guess. I mean, there are a lot of variables. Like square footage and attendance? I don't know, man. Yeah, people could try harder, but uhhh, really it should permeate the venue yeah?

Fishfinger

852. Waste your time and that of others.

Glebe

851. Rent a VHS of Action Jackson.
850. Have a painting competition with Tony Slattery.
849. Collect special Clowne-proof armour from Frotty.

doppelkorn

848. Consider a parrot/owl hybrid creature. Could be called a prowl? This one's more of a placeholder for a solid day's work in the shed, but I'm just booking the time in at this stage. (NB. do we have budget? Please Alan-confirm)

Fishfinger

847. Drink to forget all the horrible shit you said/did/posted last night while drunk.

Benevolent Despot

846. Shit your leg off
845. Make your cum go green
844. Stand atop a tall building in a stiff breeze to cool your chin

kittens


Sgt. Duckie

841. Visit Ruben "Flaps" Mcgonigle in the hospital.
840. Sphincter burial

Spoon of Ploff

839 laugh at an off duty clown
838 i mean really, really laugh at him... freak him out with your gales of laughter

Dex Sawash

837. One of those things from around the low-mid 900s that you laughed about then forgot

Glebe

837. Go all floppy over a nutkin.
836. Accuse the Salmon of Knowledge of bunging Roger Daltrey a few quid for a moped.
835. Enjoy a delicious bowl of new Crunch Flakes - NOW!

Dex Sawash

Quote from: Dex Sawash on August 27, 2016, 02:32:04 AM
834. One of those things from around the low-mid 900s that you laughed about then forgot

Simulpost numeration correction

Lt. Organphalia

833. Have remaining pubes styled.
832. Ring bleach.

pancreas

I realise it is quite late in the day to be asking this, but can someone please tell me what will happen when Clowne? e.g. Is there any food provided at Clowne? Will we get a lift home? What if I fall over and cut my knob: will there be any germolene during Clowne?

Glebe

831. Go on antidepressants.
830. Get for some fresh air.
829. Dress up like a clowne and go bonkers!

Dex Sawash

Quote from: pancreas on August 29, 2016, 04:16:39 PM
I realise it is quite late in the day to be asking this, but can someone please tell me what will happen when Clowne? e.g. Is there any food provided at Clowne? Will we get a lift home? What if I fall over and cut my knob: will there be any germolene during Clowne?

Never question unexplained elements of the pooniverse. The things just are and that is how it should be.


pancreas

Quote from: Dex Sawash on August 30, 2016, 01:27:27 AM
Never question unexplained elements of the pooniverse. The things just are and that is how it should be.

Yes Dex sorry Dex.

828. Learn to stop worrying and love Clowne
827. Make Clowne and influence Clowne
826. Succeed in Clowne without really trying

Glebe

825. Convince a Chinaman that your arse is blue.
824. Roll coconuts around an ice rink.
823. Sew a button on that!

DukeDeMondo

822: Shit a tree
821: Climb the tree and fuck a branch