Caption Me This (Redux)

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[Captain Crunch]

Only one of you will win a feature in Oink magazine, 100,00 won and the title of PORK MASTER.

[spamwangler]

a man is having a tattoo, also a pig is.

[thraxx]

Pork scratchings.

[biggytitbo]

Shit ham, bad tattoo.

[non capisco]

Next on Dave: Jason Statham's Cheese Dreams

[Cerys]

Cameron's latest conquest demands it in writing

[FredNurke]

Long-awaited sequel to Voynich manuscript 'nearly finished'.

[Cerys]

I wouldn't want one of those swimming up me arse!

[Steven]

Prison Break Season 5 - Michael's toughest break yet. Breaking Pongo Poo Pig out of Wall's sausage factory.

[touchingcloth]

"Too avant-garde, a health-and-safety headache and animal welfare nightmare" - IOC in ruling against inclusion of human-pig synchronised tattoo and skeleton bob in  PyeongChang 2018 Winter Games.

[touchingcloth]

It's ancient Chinese for "fuck off PETA".

[touchingcloth]

...it means bendy bananas, powerful vacuum cleaners, and the freedom to tattoo your pig.

[ollyboro]

Are you totally sure about getting this done in Arabic?

[touchingcloth]

For me: "I <3 EDL". For my friend: "If found, please return to nearest mosque".

[Captain Crunch]

Babe III:  A Kavos Kaper

[Sherman Krank]

...and to this day Colin remains the only pig to attain full membership of the Yakuza.

[Glebe]

DONALD TRUMP: I'm meeting you halfway here, hippies!

[touchingcloth]

I'm loving my new oink.

[touchingcloth]

Not what I had in mind when I said I wanted the backs of my hams doing.

[robotam]

It got slightly weirder when Wilbur asked for a happy ending.[nb]I think if I ever did comedy I'd be one of those "hacks" you sometimes see.[/nb]

[ollyboro]

Corden and Kemp bond.

[Glebe]

"I'll tell you, that Roger Waters is a right prick."

[Norton Canes]

"Shoulders, stomach?"

"Yes?"

[Glebe]

[JesusAndYourBush]

Can you tattoo this quotation from the Koran just above the arse...

Spoiler alert

...and on the pig just do a few more circles and diamonds or something, I dunno.

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[Johnny Yesno]

Gee Dubya puppeteer fails to find child minder at short notice.

[Small Man Big Horse]

"When George saw Harvey twenty two years ago he insisted upon having an imaginary friend. But of course he doesn't have an imagination so we had to hire this guy instead."

[Quincey]

When George blows his whistle, bunny, begin to kill people

[Quincey]

"The tattooists looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

On a serious note, anyone involved in the tattoing of a pig or who buys a tattooed pig is a cunt.