Your breakfastl

[Dr Syntax Head]

What would Stephen Toast have for breakfast?

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[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Skyr and then smoked salmon on toast and a side of tablets, washed down with a nespresso (2 arpeggio caps)

[Mr Banlon]

Cup of Earl Grey and two satsumas.

[wasp_f15ting]

Diet red bull, prett croissant and a fruit pot.

[Pijlstaart]

Granola in soy, unfermented. Great stuff, very heavy and mould grows in it very slowly, so you only need to clean the bowl every couple of months. Very occasionally I'll do bran flake day, I just have bran flakes the whole day. Delicious things, but I can't justify the milk to cereal ratio of flake-based cereals, it's insane, so it's a rare thing. Bran flakes all day, nothing else, you feel energised and you'll have a world-changing bowl movement. Wellness. I get through a pile of fruit throughout the rest of the day, fruit-rich, the verdant south coast, a paradise, so I limit my breakfast fruits.

[Jockice]

I've run out of cheese! Only had two pieces left and I had them last night. Getting a Tesco delivery later today so I'll soon be restocked. This morning I'm having a bowl of muesli and a Weightwatchers raspberry yog. I have some fruit in front of me (grapes, a plum and an orange) and a half-eaten bag of hazelnuts but I have to go out in about 45 minutes so I may not have time to eat them.

[RDRR]

toast with goat's cheese on, microwaved

took the peanut butter into work. fucked if i'm owning two peanut butters, i've got my feet on the ground

[Repeater]

jockice that's far too much

[Repeater]

OJ, coffee, banana or a mad wee breakfast bar thing. Used to go mad on the crumpets, coffee, OJ, yoghurt, toast and a banana. Naah. Much too much.

[Repeater]

fuckin love a big bowl of branflakes at midnight but

[MuteBanana]

Banana on Ryvita and black sugary coffee was a good pick me up after a night on the ale.

[Jockice]

jockice that's far too much

Don't worry. I only had two of the grapes. The rest of the fruit in still untouched next to me.

[checkoutgirl]

Bowl of fecal droppings in chilled piss.
Turd on toast.
Cup of hot urine.
Glass of chilled turds with a straw in it.
Jizzfart yogurt pot.

Copy of the Financial Times.

[checkoutgirl]

Jockice's dairy nut allergy delight.

[Lord Mandrake]

Nutty. I eat my morning portion of Nutty.

[Dex Sawash]

most days, 2 packets instant cinnamon oatmeal porridge and an equal amount of plain uncooked oats (did 4 packets/day until I was 40)

arsed to cook, breakfast burritos  (peppers, onions, eggs, veggie sausage, red pepper flakez, maybe some cheeses or tater tots too)

[Harry Badger]

A big fucking pint smoothie - berries, porridge oats, psyllium husk and skimmed milk. Necked.

Still end eating up one of my lunchtime sandwiches by 10.30.

[Jockice]

Sugar Puffs (like Marathons and Opal Fruits I refuse to call them by their changed name) and a Weightwatchers blackberry yogurt today.

[remedial_gash]

Couple of fags, a strong white coffee and a wank - though I bought some frosties today, so maybe a big bowl of them too.

[Shit Good Nose]

I ate a Tesco Finest lamb moussaka at 9.30 this morning.

I wouldn't normally do that - and, as I said earlier in the thread, I rarely "do" breakfast - but little 'un has a bad cold and I was up with her from 4am, consuming nothing but a cup of tea.  By the time it got to 9 it felt like lunchtime.

[MuteBanana]

Half price(75p) Ginsters Cornish Pasty with tomato sauce, mustard and black pepper cor

[Jockice]

Weightwatchers cherry yogurt, two cheesey bits, some grapes, some coconut chunks. And a Bounty.

[MuteBanana]

Two Richmond sausages - 3 minutes.
An egg, cooked in the fat from the sausages with a knob of butter - 90 seconds.
Two Birdseye Potato Waffles - 2 minutes.

Stacked: Waffles, egg, sausages. Seasoned with salt and pepper. Reheated together for 30 seconds.

[imitationleather]

My missus is making me a fried egg sandwich because it's the weekend.

THIS IS SO FUCKING INTERESTING.

[HappyTree]

Cup of Earl Grey or Nescafé, depending on mood. 2 of those Belvita breakfast biccies: yog and jam. Done. Oh look, there's a picture of my exact breakfast. Minus the apple. Never eat apples. Hate them.

[Mr Brightside]

[Dr Syntax Head]

I had beer and vodka for breakfast this morning. I'm not doing well with the alcohol and I am a let down in the Noodle Lizard thread

[Noddy Tomkey]

Two slices of near-black toasted pumpkin/sunflower seed cob, spread with Clover

Strong coffee (early shift) / strong Earl Grey (late shift and weekends)
 
+ poached eggs (weekends)

If there's any wine left after Friday or Saturday night I'll have that too. Feels FANTASTIC in the AM.

[Dr Syntax Head]

Two slices of near-black toasted pumpkin/sunflower seed cob, spread with Clover

Strong coffee (early shift) / strong Earl Grey (late shift and weekends)
 
+ poached eggs (weekends)

If there's any wine left after Friday or Saturday night I'll have that too. Feels FANTASTIC in the AM.

AM wine is the best wine. Stops the Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas shakes

[Sebastian Cobb]

Workdays: more often than not a couple of butteries unless I've got my shit together and made overnight oats.
Weekend: bacon and egg sandwich, fish finger sandwich or shakshuka.