Fun game: Guess how long it will take this thread to drop off the front page of

[Captain Z]

I'm going to guess this won't make it to 4 pages before it drops off.

[Bazooka]

Pork Stir Fry tonight, I'll try and check on this between stirs.

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Film '92 with Barry Norman was really popular but it was axed the year after, only to be replaced with Film '93, also with Barry Norman.  I've never understood that.  What was the point of the upheaval?

[canadagoose]

Film '92 with Barry Norman was really popular but it was axed the year after, only to be replaced with Film '93, also with Barry Norman.  I've never understood that.  What was the point of the upheaval?

Well, back when I was an easily-placated teenager, I was rather disappointed when Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross ended, as "Film 2004" wasn't quite as funny when said in Ross' voice.

[Morrison Lard]

Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

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When I was about six years old there was a kid at school who said his mum had put a cork in his bum to stop him farting all day.

[shiftwork2]

I wish you cunts would stop bumping this thread, it's not funny.

[shiftwork2]

You've no idea how close that was.

[Ambient Sheep]

Film '92 with Barry Norman was really popular but it was axed the year after, only to be replaced with Film '93, also with Barry Norman.  I've never understood that.  What was the point of the upheaval?

Back in the late 1980s, more than one stand-up comic used to weave a gently amusing narrative about what it was going to be called in the year 2000. "Film Ooooh!"?

[Danger Man]

I wish you cunts would stop bumping this thread, it's not funny.

+1

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When I was about six years old I went to a party which had too many balloons for me to count.

[Ambient Sheep]

+1

I'm not sure whether that's extreme irony there Danger Man, or you've done something a little odd

[Small Man Big Horse]

When I was about six years old I went to a party which had too many balloons for me to count.

I went to that same party and there were only two balloons!!!!

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I think I counted around 450 balloons before losing count.  It was a lot.

It was tricky because everyone was running around with them.

[Mr_Simnock]

I am so tempted to add a post full a certain pathological liars trigger words it's taking all my energy not to. This thread would never drop till the end of time if I did.

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In Hertfordshire they call Dick Whittington "Fuckwitted Son".

[Bazooka]

Not many people called Rory are there? The chances of a Rory coming in this thread is low to very low to possibly Rory McGrath.

[canadagoose]

I'm not sure whether that's extreme irony there Danger Man, or you've done something a little odd

It's PURE DUSCUSTUN. I bet anyone who bumps this thread is a massive PEEEEEEEEEEEDO.

[Danger Man]

I'm not sure whether that's extreme irony there Danger Man, or you've done something a little odd

The latter

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

I've got to say , I was expecting this thread to have at least *some* humour. It has been a disappointing experience. Sad!

[Dr Syntax Head]

Do you say avatar or profile picture around here?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

I take issue with the thread title. Is this really fun?

My guess: It'll drop off the page before this Christmas, due to a blizzard of world events worth discussing and a plethora of copycat lolrandom threads.

[Danger Man]

Nice profile pic

[Ambient Sheep]

What is the front page of NEW anyway?

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I take issue with the thread title. Is this really fun?

My guess: It'll drop off the page before this Christmas, due to a blizzard of world events worth discussing and a plethora of copycat lolrandom threads.

Alright we'll raise the stakes a little.

If this thread drops off the front page, you will need to endure blisters on your cock, arse and balls for a full year.  Really big, bulbous blood-blisters.

[Dr Syntax Head]

I take issue with the thread title. Is this really fun?

My guess: It'll drop off the page before this Christmas, due to a blizzard of world events worth discussing and a plethora of copycat lolrandom threads.

Nothing of any note is going to happen this year.

[Danger Man]

+1

[doppelkorn]

Wigan Fatty Fuck

[Bazooka]

I wonder if corned beef will ever reach the same level of popularity it once had, we can only hope it will.

[New Jack]

I've posted in it now, that'll move it down a bit.