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Have I Got News Forsk You

Started by Quincey, May 05, 2017, 06:48:46 PM

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Quincey

Odd one out round partially horrific. And in-depth.

"Is it a ptetryodaytl in a bathtub?"

Glebe


cptspalding

Missing words round from this week's guest publication ClowNews:

Children
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filled with dog crap
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as Pterodactyl makes flying visit to Norwich school.

"
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Barbed insertions
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are the least of their worries", remarked Gloylot in a live Q&A in the run-up to Clowne.

Widest
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gape
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record broken just outside Tadcaster.

Great British Bake Off production team accused of flagrant misuse of
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icing piper bags.
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Quincey

"Ian hasn't seen any of Juggy Bumming or Forsk Day Out or as his remote has the ITV button taped over"

Quincey

Merton shakes his head from side to side in "shock" as the Pirouettes from Sector 9 dance into the studio and rip the foreskins off the front six rows. The guest presenter looks at where his anus used to be and makes a comment about Corbyn.

JoeyBananaduck

Paul's mock-horror, which is one of the few tools in his comedy trick bag that he can still be bothered to employ, slowly turns real as it dawns on him that this isn't in fact a gag and Ian is in fact being bummed to death by a Clowne in front of the cameras. Fortunately everyone stopped watching 8 years ago, so outrage is minimal.

At home however, Angus Deayton gives himself a stitch from laughing as he replays the clip again and again and again.