EUROVISION 2017

[Danger Man]

Fucking right, I love Eurovision, getting pissed and CaB.
The three align perfectly just once a year, and thank Neil this place is back in action.

Amen.

[Epic Bisto]

"I Feel Alive (Now That A Sizeable Amount Of Palestinians Are Dead)"


EDIT TO ADD: Oof! Less gurning more singing in tune mate.

[daf]

Good Moaning!

[Morrison Lard]

He has more hair on his forearm than CaB's men's heads put together

[Mr Eggs]

Imri just winked at me. The gay bastard.

[Icehaven]

Tch, I thought Eurovision was supposed to be camp. And my god is he out of tune.

[Epic Bisto]

This is a phimosis-free stage.

[Mr Eggs]

Illegal Israeli munitions song.

[Icehaven]

Did anyone else just see that massive inflatable hammer with the Israeli flag on?! I wonder where else they take that.

[Mr Eggs]

Fleshlight.

[Epic Bisto]

Subtle that.


Also, no milkmaids this time around. Poor show, Poland.

[Danger Man]

He has more hair on his forearm than CaB's men's heads put together

He has more forearm than CaB's men put together

[Icehaven]

That dress is not doing her boobs any favours.

Edit; that sounds a bit bitchy and sexist, what I mean is it actually looks like it's squashing one of them and flattening the other. 

[imitationleather]

Did anyone else just see that massive inflatable hammer with the Israeli flag on?! I wonder where else they take that.

Yeah. I think my boo at the telly was so loud it could be heard in the Greggs downstairs. I hope so, anyway.

[daf]

Embonpoint!

[Morrison Lard]

That dress is not doing her boobs any favours.

I disagree. Look lovely all squashed up.

Sounds like a shit Bond theme this,

[Danger Man]

What a dull song.

[Icehaven]

Alfonso Bonzo's looking well.

[Epic Bisto]

Bobby Chariot's love child and a bird.


Where's the inspirational poem about banking that should be playing over this?

[Mr Eggs]

I want this pair dead.

[daf]

The state of those kecks!

[imitationleather]

Norton: It sounds a bit like Mumford & Sons.

Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Greggs downstairs: What is going on up there?

Also they're not singing in English! On the other hand, at least I know what Mumford & Sons sound like now.

[Here Comes Mongo]

Is it possible to get through this sober?

[Danger Man]

The White Shites

[Paul Calf]

Israel and Poland dull as fuck - taking this far too seriously. Belarus don't disappoint though. Alan Davies does Mumford and Sons.

[Epic Bisto]

Norton: It sounds a bit like Mumford & Sons.

Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Greggs downstairs: What is going on up there?

Also they're not singing in English! On the other hand, at least I know what Mumford & Sons sound like now.

Just shout "GIMME FUCKING LOADS OF VANILLA SLICES AND I'LL STOP. FOR A BIT."

[Icehaven]

That was godawful.

[imitationleather]

Was that an... Open mouth kiss? Fuuuuc...

Shit. Record! Record! Don't change the channel by mistake! They were brother and sister, right?!

[Epic Bisto]

It just gets worse.

[Mr Eggs]

Is it possible to get through this sober?

HAHAHAHAHAH fuck no.