EUROVISION 2017

[Morrison Lard]

Why is every cunt wearing white this year?!?

I hope he impales himself on that moon.

[Epic Bisto]

He almost said "arse"


MATE


NOT ON


NULL FUCKING PWAS


MATE

[Mr Eggs]

Moon prick sucks all the balls. Shithouse.

[Icehaven]

What's that terrible song about waiting on a corner? This is like that only worse.

[Morrison Lard]

Which country had the horse up a stepladder in the first semi final, and did they qualify?

[Epic Bisto]

Jarboe's up next.

[imitationleather]

What's that terrible song about waiting on a corner? This is like that only worse.

Roxanne?

[Mr Eggs]

This has the best arm dancing.

[Danger Man]

Cheeky guys in white clothes will split the vote allowing some mental act to win this.

[Icehaven]

Vogue vogue vogue vogue.

[daf]

Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box

[imitationleather]

Cheeky guys in white clothes will split the vote allowing some mental act to win this.

I reckon all the TV companies want Australia for a free jolly there next year. Must have been so pissed off they came second last year.

I saw the BBC guys. I saw their "I wish we were in Sydney" faces.

[Danger Man]

Arselik more like.

[Epic Bisto]

They put the Arm in Armenia.

[Icehaven]

Roxanne?

No, some bloke saying he's going to stand on a corner until some woman walks past. Actually maybe I misunderstood and it was about drug dealing.

[imitationleather]

HASHTAG ARM

[daf]

Sugaboobs

[Danger Man]

Best one so far

[Morrison Lard]

would, would, would

[Icehaven]

This sounds like Wilson Phillips

[imitationleather]

THE NETHERLANDS. We should ask if we can be THE UNITED KINGDOM. Sounds cooler and might get us some votes. What the heck, chuck an exclamation mark at the end and we might not even come last!!!

[Icehaven]

Best one so far

Yeah this'll do well.

[Epic Bisto]

This sounds like Wilson Phillips

If you replaced one of the Wilson's with Katie Hopkins

[imitationleather]

I wonder how tall they are. Don't look very tall for people from THE NETHERLANDS!

[Mr Eggs]

This sounds like Wilson Phillips

Fucking terrible, innit.

[Danger Man]

The Dutch must have sniffed all their drugs to let this lot through

[Morrison Lard]

Solid performance from the Dutch here, Clive.

[Epic Bisto]

Nice to see that Sukie Bapswent is still working.

[imitationleather]

THE DUTCH!... Are famous... For their height!

[Morrison Lard]

Oh fuck me, it's that CUNT with the saxophone next.

Captain fucking try hard.