Twat Laureate

[Mr Brightside]

My post about the Twat Laureate seems to be gone. Here it is again in case anyone missed the news.

If the Conservatives win the election, there is a strong rumour that they will appoint a 'Twat Laureate'. The role of this 'Twat Laureate' will be to walk around the high street or stroll through parks and get people to say 'Why?' so that he can reply 'Meat and potato pie!' and then laugh like a dickhead.

e.g.

Twat Laureate: 'You can't go into Boots today, love.'
Person: 'Why?'
Twat Laureate: 'Meat and potato pie!'
*Twat Laureate then laughs like a dickhead*

If the person tries to avoid saying 'Why?' by saying 'How come?', the Twat Laureate will simply say 'Bum!' and then laugh like a cunt.

e.g.

Twat Laureate: 'You can't sit on that bench, mate.'
Person: 'How come?'
Twat Laureate: 'Bum!'
*Twat Laureate then laughs like a cunt*

If any response is given other than 'Why?' or 'How come?', the Twat Laureate will simply walk away and try his routine on the next person.