The Willy Whacker

[Mr Brightside]

The Willy Whacker, Whilly Whacker
Comin' for you
The Willy Whacker, Willy Whacker
Boo hoo hoo
The Willy Whacker wriggles with his willy like a wally
And his winklepickers wobble when he wiggles with his brolly
Will he wobble when he waffles when he walks into your room?
Will he whistle like a wizard when he wheezes out your doom?
The Willy Whacker, Whilly Whacker
Comin' for you
The Willy Whacker, Willy Whacker
Boo hoo hoo

[JoeyBananaduck]

Oh aye. Him.

[canadagoose]

Looks like Bertie Bassett. Does he make confectionery when he's not whacking willies?

[doppelkorn]

Got any nude pics of him? Semi-urgent

[Mr Eggs]

Can I summon him by repeatedly slamming the fridge door on my erect cock or AM I COMPLETELY WASTING MY FUCKING TIME?