Grindr Pirate Roleplay

[Mr Brightside]

I've come to realize that you lot are a bit prudish, so I'd thought I'd pop on Grindr to see what dirty fuckers were on there. I'm not gay, but men are more perverted than women and are up for weirder stuff. Today, I fancied some pirate roleplay. Went well until I lied and said I was married. I'm not, so I don't even know why I said that. Shouldn't have.

http://imgur.com/a/taav0

If anyone on here is up for this, PM me.

[pancreas]

This is very funny, but I hope you don't make a habit of catfishing the poor gays.

[Steven]

Arrr Jim Lad, surrender your booty.

[doppelkorn]

More of this I think

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

This is very funny, but I hope you don't make a habit of catfishing the poor gays.

The rich ones who crashed our economy and thrive by acting as parasites from the productivity of ordinary people however, are fair game.

[Mr Eggs]

We deserve a Grindr Pirate Roleplay subforum.

[doppelkorn]

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Pretty cool, huh?

[zomgmouse]

Clearly your mistake was misinterpreting the guy's final question. He asked if you were "marred", not "married". As in tainted. Dirty. Have you fucked before. That sort of thing. Really common slang in the gay community. "u marred mate" is often the first thing a gay man will ask you in a nightclub. Apparently there's a virgin fetish among certain groups. So there you go. You can look it up.