is poo dead?

[pancreas]

No sign for two weeks.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Pecked to death by beaked scarecrows

[Glebe]

Yes, been a bit worried about him, although I was actually thinking he may have created a new account (Mr. Brightside, I'm looking at you). In any case, hope he's okay, obviously.

[pancreas]

Accident involving Mr Brightside's fart-toasted bread and wank-session.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Flushed away.

An ex-Poo.

A skidmark and a memory.

[purlieu]

No, the board's just constipated.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Why would someone who had secured the username 'poo' abandon it?

No reason at all - they wouldn't. It would be insanity.

[Mr Eggs]

He's likely wanking. Possibly 300m down on the Irish sea.

[spamwangler]

based on his last post, i thought he just didnt want to be part of that was driving barry to the point of madness any more

i will miss your low energy anal whimsy poo. none of us can touch your particular off hand, half arsed obscenity. we try but we fail. and we will bear that failure for the rest of our days.

the mark of poo.

mr brightside, shoulders, sploff, blod, all of you (and me), youre just a bunch of naive over keen cunts compared to poo.

he is Mark E Smith,

we are a rage against the machine cover band, and not a particularly good one at that.

im actually glad he is dead, his shining light of brilliance constantly made us look like a bunch of mediocre cunts

now we can carry on as if he never happened, eternally lowering the bar, the arctic monkeys of fecal whimsy, the fucking SLAVES of flopsie up the gary inserts

all hail the new flesh of quater arsed, post glory pseudo-whimsy hauntology.

H.S art is worse than shit now.

is fucking VAPOURWAVE

its fucking KUNG FURY

its recycled the water so much its beggining to taste like dutch lager

its FOSTERS

i make me sick, but into my own mouth, and back down again, then up again, and then into this post.

the dog days are over,
but theres so much left after that

[manticore]

He said goodbye. He's clearly gone, maybe for good. Which makes me sad.

Re: Why Was This Thread Moved?
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2017, 09:58:40 pm »

Barry, you seem to be tormented by this website. I don't want to be a part of another man's misery, I really don't. Got internationally significant papers to write anyway.

EDIT: Pre-empted by Spamwangler.

[spamwangler]

poo= CARDIACS

us=BLUR

[Mr Eggs]

He's just wanking.

[spamwangler]

EDIT: Pre-empted by Spamwangler.

but said with a brevity that would have made poo proud, if he had ever existed in the first place

[Glebe]

Come on poo, pop in and reassure us you're okay, mate.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Not bothered really




*sniff*

[BlodwynPig]

based on his last post, i thought he just didnt want to be part of that was driving barry to the point of madness any more

i will miss your low energy anal whimsy poo. none of us can touch your particular off hand, half arsed obscenity. we try but we fail. and we will bear that failure for the rest of our days.

the mark of poo.

mr brightside, shoulders, sploff, blod, all of you (and me), youre just a bunch of naive over keen cunts compared to poo.

he is Mark E Smith,

we are a rage against the machine cover band, and not a particularly good one at that.

im actually glad he is dead, his shining light of brilliance constantly made us look like a bunch of mediocre cunts

now we can carry on as if he never happened, eternally lowering the bar, the arctic monkeys of fecal whimsy, the fucking SLAVES of flopsie up the gary inserts

all hail the new flesh of quater arsed, post glory pseudo-whimsy hauntology.

H.S art is worse than shit now.

is fucking VAPOURWAVE

its fucking KUNG FURY

its recycled the water so much its beggining to taste like dutch lager

its FOSTERS

i make me sick, but into my own mouth, and back down again, then up again, and then into this post.

the dog days are over,
but theres so much left after that

Got to disagree with that. Dog days just starting.

[Quincey]

He's preparing for clowne. Ensuring his anus is fully cemented before moving on to his cock and balls.

[spamwangler]

Got to disagree with that. Dog days just starting.

yea not sure what  was going for there, bit drunk, sorry lads

[BlodwynPig]

yea not sure what  was going for there, bit drunk, sorry lads

Showing your true donkey.

Pinning the tail on the donkey.

Putting the cart before the donkey.

A bit of one updonkeyship.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Yes, he is dead.

DEAD UNFUNNY, that is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%&+!!!!!!!!!!!*!!!!!¡!!uks :-D

[Dr Rock]

Seriously though, does anyone know if mook is ok?

[Janie Jones]

^Yes SMBH got a message reply to say mook's fine and on a break

i will miss your low energy anal whimsy poo. none of us can touch your particular off hand, half arsed obscenity. we try but we fail. and we will bear that failure for the rest of our days.

the mark of poo.

Well this is the thing. We can all go 'Spitty gape Boswego a botty cum-cum forsk' till the pterodactyls with piping bags full of dogshit instead of beaks come home, but we'll never equal poo. That man has undoubtedly seen things of which an internationally successful senior Welsh academic cannot speak, so it was only here that he could be himself.

[vanilla.coffee]

poo strikes me as a guy on top of his mortgage.
Probably the most together bloke of all of us.
That's it really - nothing else to add.

[pancreas]

Glebe! Why don't you PM him. It'll go to his email address.

[greenman]

i will miss your low energy anal whimsy poo. none of us can touch your particular off hand, half arsed obscenity. we try but we fail. and we will bear that failure for the rest of our days.

He's the jazz obscenest whilst the rest of us plug along our overly considered and fake sounding furrows, a Coltrane of infantilism in a sea of Yngwie Malmsteens.

[thraxx]

Didn't Poo kind of flounce?  Said he had internationally significant papers to write and was sorry to be a bother to Neil on his own forum.

[Bhazor]

Another victim of Blair's wars.

[Twit 2]

Turns out he's no academic. He works the penultimate shift in Londis, keeping the chair warm for Bertha. As for mortgages, he'd have to beat his Twix addiction first.

[spamwangler]

He's the jazz obscenest whilst the rest of us plug along our overly considered and fake sounding furrows, a Coltrane of infantilism in a sea of Yngwie Malmsteens.

were the Kenny g to his Anthony Braxton
were the Creed to his Gg Allin
the white stripes to his cramps

[JoeyBananaduck]

The gape in my arsehole is now matched only by the gape in my actual soul.