Rolf Harris to be let out of prison tomorrow

[JoeyBananaduck]

People do love stories of success in the face of adversity. But I'd say it still errs on the side of 'my dad told me I'd never be able to play piano' rather than 'I lied about groping children'. And quite frankly, that seems to be pretty fair to me.

[Urinal Cake]

There is some satisfaction that despite all his wealth his self-worth was seemingly based on his fame and status as a living treasure.

Though he still is a wealthy cunt though.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Hope he's not paedo-lynched when he's freed.

[BlodwynPig]

Just bumped into a freshly released Rolf this morning in Lidl. He was fondling a pair of honeydew melons rather salaciously as a mother and her daughter perused the slightly rotten vegetables and fruits.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Maybe angry demonstrators will picket the jail over his release, one getting plaited round an axle, another fired from a giant catapult to a window, and ending with his neck as an internal organ when he hits the wall.

[BlodwynPig]

Just bumped into a freshly released Rolf this morning in the local park. He had his cock out and was simulating sex as a mother and small child were feeding the ducks at the edge of the small pond.

[Custard]

Rolf just came in this thread

You can imagine the rest of the joke

[ajsmith]

It's official:

http://news.sky.com/story/rolf-harris-released-from-stafford-prison-10883811

[biggytitbo]

It is also alleged that the former host of Animal Hospital touched a 13-year-old girl's breast after filming a children's TV show and asked her: "Do you often get molested on a Saturday morning?"

http://news.sky.com/story/rolf-harris-released-from-stafford-prison-10883811

[studpuppet]

Thank god for that, this has been a terrible ordeal for us all. Can't wait for him to pop up as the surprise housemate on celebrity big brother.

Or doing the voiceover for Googlesprogs.

[hamfist]

I dreamed last night that I was in some remote hotel, in the restaurant having a drink. In there I ran into some friends, then I noticed Steve Martin was in the bar. And then I noticed Rolf Harris was there too. In the dream I was trying to take a photo of him to upload here. I dreamed of CAB. And Rolf.

[Cerys]

He won't appear in court on Monday.  He'll be too busy dying of natural causes.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Shouldn't he be deported? If we can't deport a foreign paedophile, why the fuck are the Tories even in power?

[JoeyBananaduck]

There is some satisfaction that despite all his wealth his self-worth was seemingly based on his fame and status as a living treasure.

Though he still is a wealthy cunt though.

I wouldn't put it past his ego to think the phone will be ringing off the hook with hosting opportunities and back to business as usual. Well, minus the touching up children. Hopefully.

[selsdon man]

He'll be starring on Eastenders in 10 years time.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Just bumped into a freshly released Rolf this morning outside Battersea dogs home. He had a carrier bag full of jars of meat paste and a look of glee on his face.

[darby o chill]

[Phoenix Lazarus]

He won't appear in court on Monday.  He'll be too busy dying of natural causes.

Or his wife's ill?

[Cerys]

Nope.  Natural causes - stroke* on Sunday, respirator on Monday, dead by Tuesday.



* quiet, you.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

He'll be starring on Eastenders in 10 years time.

If they do a scene with a medical school with a hanging full skeleton.

[Glebe]

He'll be starring on Eastenders in 10 years time.

UTTER DESOLATION.

[biggytitbo]

Say what you like about Rolf but he's absolutely refused to go bald.

[Glebe]

Say what you like about Rolf but he's absolutely refused to go bald.

We haven't seen any post-release pictures of him yet Biggy, so don't jump the gun.

*fingers crossed*

[biggytitbo]

I saw a picture just now and its thicker and more lustrous than ever. I don't know what conditioner he is allowed to use in prison but its worked a treat.

[Glebe]

I saw a picture just now and its thicker and more lustrous than ever. I don't know what conditioner he is allowed to use in prison but its worked a treat.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

#pleasebeatoupee

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Here's newly-released Harris, with hair-a-plenty, and more denim than an early-80s heavy metal gig.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3599659/rolf-harris-released-stafford-prison-pictures/

[Glebe]

Here's newly-released Harris, with hair-a-plenty, and more denim than an early-80s Heavy Metal gig.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3599659/rolf-harris-released-stafford-prison-pictures/

Fuck, 87?!

I see he has his own toothbrush among his bag of 'belongings'. Holiday camps.

[TheMonk]

That Shakin' Stevens costume is fooling no one.

[im barry bethel]

Isn't the convention that ex prisoners leave their stuff behind to fellow inmates, okay not the toothbrush but fuck me Rolf you cheap git bringing a deodorant home with you

[Sebastian Cobb]

Isn't the convention that ex prisoners leave their stuff behind to fellow inmates, okay not the toothbrush but fuck me Rolf you cheap git bringing a deodorant home with you

Probably, although HMP lighters have always been quite sought after 'outside'.