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The Thornton-Cleveleys Clitdinger

Started by Mr Brightside, May 18, 2017, 11:41:34 PM

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Mr Brightside

Instrument invented in County Library, Thornton-Cleveleys in March 2017 by local man Barry S.

When played non-stop for five minutes, the Thornton-Cleveleys Clitdinger can 'charm' open the vaginal flaps of women within a fifteen yard radius and 'ding' their clits. Squirting ensues. Have a mop and bucket ready.

Glebe

There was nothing about this in the local newsletter.

pancreas

What you don't mention is the human cost. Unless perfectly calibrated the instrument can cause female 'gushing'. Whole female women reduced to crinkly, hole-ridden beach balls.

You are irresponsible, sir.

You are reprehensible, madam.

I have called the police.