Worst Dancing by A Pop/ Rock Star

[the ouch cube]

I think Axl really took to heart that naff old carpe diem self-helpism "dance like there's no one looking".

[Johnny Yesno]

I lasted up to the point Stipe crouches at the edge of the stage posing in his sarong to earnestly chug mineral water. Looks like a gibbon about to take a crap.

Jesus wept. The earnestness on display there is enough to make me want to throw up. That's one video to avoid if you're feeling a bit ill-disposed to the world. 'Michael Stipe, suck my pipe', indeed.

Talking of which, Chaz Jankel appears to have crapped himself in this clip. Tune though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8LvYKXdUe0&list=RDJ8LvYKXdUe0#t=44

That's a great vid. You've pulled me back from the brink with that. The drummer's fucking hilarious. And I was having a good hard laugh at the singer's dancing when I realised why it looked kind of familiar: minus the air guitar bits, it's pretty much how I dance. No wonder it's never reeled in the ladies. We have an entirely different conception of the monster in my pants.

As you say, tune.

[MiddleRabbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IpJBZEosk

Junior Reid sacrificing himself in order to curtail the myth that all black men have rhythm.

[Johnny Yesno]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IpJBZEosk

Junior Reid sacrificing himself in order to curtail the myth that all black men have rhythm.

Probably trying to dance to yer man's random tambourine shaking.

[studpuppet]

Nick Cave in the video for The Ship Song, about 2.40 onwards:

https://www.vevo.com/watch/nick-cave-the-bad-seeds/the-ship-song/GBAJH0300966

[Utter Shit]

Serviceable mid-noughties R&B hit 'Let Me Love You' by Mario features the sort of dancing only usually seen in a viral Youtube hit starring a naive, skinny white kid who didn't realise he was about to become a worldwide laughing stock. The bit around 40s is especially good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64QG4UsrGI

[Black_Bart]

No mention of Bowie/Jagger?

[Dr Rock]

Rick Astley wasn't a gifted mover was he?

[TheManOne]

http://dai.ly/x2rproi?start=2150

[Mr Banlon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IpJBZEosk

Junior Reid sacrificing himself in order to curtail the myth that all black men have rhythm.

He dropped a clanger there.

[thraxx]

http://dai.ly/x2rproi?start=2150

He can do worse than that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g--Cq_7x7nA

[thraxx]

6 for the price of 1.  It's hard to know what to say really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E2T_WbA9AM

[Black_Bart]

Might be unpopular to say, but Iggy did most of the time move like a 5 year girl whose just discovered cheerleading.

[DrGreggles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4eyhEi9m8

[TheManOne]

I'd forgotten Blondie.

https://youtu.be/Hvqgb1D6Opw?t=2m4s

[gmoney]

Touch of 'dad at a wedding' here. Not that I'd be any better.

Mental as Anything - Live It Up

https://youtu.be/kK_eQImKnPA

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I always thought that George Michael was surprisingly shit at dancing.

Now how could anyone think that...?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff7IY1kPafM