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Little & Large Tags: The Resurrection

Started by JoeyBananaduck, May 21, 2017, 06:26:08 AM

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JoeyBananaduck

Too good to lose. Add new ones below, folks!

Tags: GEE MUSKY / "Say goodnight, Syd!" "Goodnight, Syd!" / Stands back in amazement / Not as good as The Wire / Pathetic Tit and Fat Cunt / Syd finds blood in his urine while Eddie watches, laughing / Eddie gleefully shows Syd videos of his affair with Syd's wife / Eddie hands pictues of Syd's shrivelled penis around studio / Eddie stamps on Syd's birthday cake in big, shitty boots / Eddie scratches 'Cancerous Cunt' onto Syd's windscreen / Eddie puts kiddie porn on Syd's laptop and phones the papers / Eddie spits in Syd's face at Syd's mum's fueral / Wild-eyed Eddie grins while emptying ashtray into Syd's mouth / Syd has a nervous breakdown while Eddie pisses into his collar / Eddie uses Syd's arsehole like a cunt / Eddie stubs his cigar out on Syd's arm, to rapturous applause / Eddie leads the audience in a song called Slit Your Wrists, Syd / Eddie ties a cord around Syd's balls, tightening it each day / Eddie sews Syds areshole closed and keeps feeding him and feeding him / Eddie kills Syd's dog and eats it in front of him, laughing / Eddie forces Syd to suck on a gun like a big cock / Eddie tea-bags Syd's late wife - at her funeral / Eddie throws a pint of cum at Syd's daughter / Eddie shoves a bloated finger deep into Syd's urethra / Eddie ties Syd down and fists him up to the elbow / Syd pisses in Eddie's cornflakes, but then Eddie swaps bowls / Eddie frames Syd for 9/11 / Eddie slowly crushes Syd's glans in a car-compactor / Eddie stretches his foreskin over Syd's face, down to the chin / Eddie milks Syd's prostate with a rusty coathanger / Eddie draws a big spunking cock on Syd's forehead / Eddie eats a kilo of turds and regurgitates them all over Syd / Syd tries to slash his wrists, but Eddie nicks his razor blades / Eddie puts Syd into a decompression chamber till he pops / Eddie bums Syd while wearing Garfield as a condom / Eddie strips Syd naked and then dumps him outside Harrods / Eddie uses Syd as an ashtray / Eddie dresses up as Deputy Dawg and mouth-rapes Syd / "Rock on Sydneh!" / Eddie kicks Syd up the bum / Eddie something something Syd something something PAIN / Eddie works his Tobasco-covered fist slowly down Syd's urethra / Eddie takes a big shit in Syd's toilet at his wife's wake / Eddie puts a snake in Syd's bed, then drugs him Snoozo / Musky gee / Syd Little's.... Timing. / Eddie curbstomps Syd then makes him gnaw on the bones of his dead wife / Eddie injects sodium bicarbonate into Syd's eyes, wanking / Eddie coils his scrotum around Syd and mummifies him / Eddie drops a fat sweaty log into Syd's favourite coffee mug / Eddie burns Syd to death in a large wicker microphone / Eddie makes Syd fully understand the concept of 'pegging' / Eddie does a line of bisto and forces Cannon and Ball to spitroast Syd / Eddie fish-hooks Syd in front of an industrial fan, exposing his skull / Eddie staples Syd's eyelids open and throws him in a salt mine / Eddie buries Syd up to his neck on a beach and farts in his mouth / Eddie calls Syd at the airport and shouts BOMB down the phone / Eddie scrapes smegma from his priapistic phimosis on Syd's tongue / Eddie removes Syd's limbs and chucks him into a vat of Tipp-Ex / Eddie hands Syd over to a cannibalistic cult for a fiver / Eddie begins to give Syd a Glasgow smile but doesn't stop ever / Eddie forces Michael Gambon at gunpoint to eat Syd's burnt cock / Eddie forcibly addicts Syd to skag / Eddie dive-bombs Syd from a Junkers Ju 52 / Eddie pops his bum-grapes right into Syd's coffee / Eddie hog-ties Syd between two shire horses and starts yelling / Syd discovers that Eddie has replaced his rash cream with H2SO4 / Eddie sews concealed razor blades into Syd's favourite love-seat / Eddie films Syd wanking over Mr Hands, calls the tabloids / Syd does Simon Templar stunt, but Eddie has cut the brake cables / Eddie compares Syd unfavourably to Bobby Davro and laughs and laughs / Eddie wipes after a post-hangover shit using Syd's Sunday best / Syd eats his shit with broken glass before Eddie forces him to / Eddie gets Gary Gizmo to punch Syd in the gut / Eddie splices Syd's genes with that of sea-cucumber /


Glebe

Eddie eats one of Syd's steak and kidney pies and gets all botulism while Syd laughs.

Epic Bisto

Eddie wraps a calloused fist around Syd's uvula /  Eddie scratches chipped fingernails down Syd's glans /  Eddie puts termites under Syd's foreskin and sews it shut /  Eddie grins, wide-eyed and sweating as he sandpapers Syd's face /  Eddie downs cups of curry powder while sitting on Syd's face /  Eddie fucks Syd's throat with a granite strap-on /  Eddie holds a woodpecker to Syd's eardrum /  Eddie sellotapes Syd's nostrils to an ill dog's arsehole /  Eddie cums in Syd's contact lens /  Eddie digs up Syd's mother and fucks in her in Syd's bed /  And then leaves her there /  Eddie throws a carrier bag full of fish heads into Syd's bath /  Eddie pulls Syd's arm out of socket, inserts gravel, then sets it /  Eddie pours fag-ends in custard over Syd's Christmas dinner /  Eddie hurls naked Syd into meat freezer and takes photos /  Eddie practices his golf swing on Syd's adam's apple. /  Eddie suspends Syd from the ceiling by his loose neck-skin /  Eddie stamps on Syd's knuckles in Timbaland boots. /  Shit, that should be Timberland, shouldn't it? Bollocks. /  Eddie glazes Syd's Christmas ham with particles of glass /  Eddie carves a swastika into Syd's forehead /  Eddie dresses Syd up as Muhammed and ships him to the Taliban /  Eddie injects Syd with 10mLs of liquid paraffin /  Eddie takes Syd on a day trip to a brewery and throws him in a vat /  Eddie bails Syd out of jail before shanking him in the rectum /  Eddie replaces Syd's fish flakes with polonium-210 /  Eddie smiles as Syd gets into the Police Helicopter /  Eddie chuckles and shits into Syd's eyes /  Eddie poses as a Samaritan and tells Syd to jump off a car-park roof /  Eddie swigs Angela Rippon's piss just to make Syd jealous /  Eddie drugs Syd and leaves him shaved and naked at a primary school /  Eddie rips out Syd's bladder and chokes him with it /  Eddie digs up Syd's dead wife and leaved the body on his doorstep /  Eddie gets a blood sample from Syd using nothing but a lawnmower /  Eddie fists Syd with a hessian gloved hand /  Eddie humps Syd like Deputy Dawg would hump ya /  Eddie hypnotises Syd into fucking his own daughter, then films it /  Eddie sets Syd aflame; tries to stop fire with a tidal wave of cum /  Bash Syd's balls, Eds /  Eddie tears off Syd's perineum and feasts upon it

JoeyBananaduck

Eddie consumes the cake Syd baked for his wife in 5 minutes flat with his bare hands / Passes Syd a paper bag of his warm shit / 'Here's yer anniversary cake, Syddeh!' he chortles.

JoeyBananaduck

"So boo as loud as you can every time he says anything. It'll be our little secret." Eddie tells the audience, prior to Syd's arrival to deliver the eulogy of a beloved friend

JoeyBananaduck

"Can't you at least spit on it first? It's gonna really hurt, Eddie." "No, Syd."