Were you ever silently bullied on Saturday Superstore?

[thenoise]

You know what they say about guys with small tables?

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When did you learn to write RfV?

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Fucks sake. I had that song going around my head for about a week and had just got shot of it. Thanks.

Have you ever travelled time in a Delorean, travelled time in a Delorean

Fuck!

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Never bullied on Saturday Superstore, but once I got through to Nobby the Sheep on Ghost Train. He was answering kids questions. He asked me what my question was and at first I couldn't say anything because I was a shy kid and a bit starstruck. But he asked me again and I said "oh, I don't really have a question, I just think you're really cool. Can I have your autograph please?'

After they hung up on me he turned to the camera and said "What a stupid little wanker".

Just kidding of course, readers. That didn't happen. It was "What a stupid little cunt".

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I've seen Nobby the sheep in real life. He didn't have a bottom half.

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Yes he did. It was under his top half.

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No mate I was not bullied on Saturday bullshit silently or otherwise next question

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[tag]old cunts thread[/tag]

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DO ME DO ME

[Spoon of Ploff]

This is my favourite thread right now. Don't balls it up.

[clingfilm portent]

More of this kind of thing.

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BlodywynPig's Wizbit-cock one nearly gave me a heart attack when another member of staff came into my room while I was trying to take a photo of it.  Luckily there's a cupboard next to the door, and when the cupboard has its doors open anyone entering the room has a barrier of two cupboard doors they have to slam through before they can have a full view of my seedy surroundings.  I shifted from attempting to take a photo to suddenly erasing a Wizbit-cocked man from my whiteboard, frantically saying "Good morning!  How was your evening?"

Would have assumed I'd been wanking, definitely.  Which on this occasion is arguably a better outcome.


Since I hadn't managed to take the photo, I had to start it all over again, super-conscious of the threat of visitors as I carefully redrew the Wizbit-cock.  And BlodwynPig's was the first one, so I still had all the rest to do afterwards.

[pancreas]

I think mine is a little derisory, no? How am I supposed to know what I look like?

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I think mine is a little derisory, no? How am I supposed to know what I look like?

Everybody only gets what they are given, I'm afraid.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Everybody only gets what they are given, I'm afraid.

firm but fair

[Glebe]

This is a crucial turning-point in CaB history... you've taken CaB to another level, Replies.

firm but fair

Grisly but gripping.