Who would you feel most inclined to fuck out of Torvill and Dean?

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Now you have opened this thread, you have to choose one of them.

And then actually do it in real life.


Torvill or Dean?

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Anyone who tries to sidestep the issue by saying "Pearl" from Pearl and Dean will be sent to prison.

[batwings]

Keith Harris

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Nope.

[Buelligan]

I couldn't manage either if I'm honest.  In fact, I'd go so far as to say I'd hate to, even when they were in their prime, there's something utterly horrific about them.

_{Torvill and Deans wants you to get jiggy, earlier}

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That's not fucking good enough.  Everyone who enters this thread needs to answer the question.


To help you decide, here is a gif of them at work:

[Buelligan]

I did answer the fucking question, you utter peach.

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I did answer the fucking question, you utter peach.

BY CHOOSING ONE OF THEM PLEASE.

You are the same as someone who answers "Neither" to "Who do you prefer out of Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn?"  It's not a fucking answer.  It's blocking the cunting question.

[JoeyBananaduck]

Torville. Titwank. Squint and pretend she's Kylie.

[Steven]

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The Keith Harris joke was done earlier in the thread and THAT DOESN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION.

[Buelligan]

BY CHOOSING ONE OF THEM PLEASE.

You are the same as someone who answers "Neither" to "Who do you prefer out of Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn?"  It's not a fucking answer.  It's blocking the cunting question.

Alright then, I'll have Dean but only because I'd like to fuck the polis and you forced me.  I won't pretend I'm happy about it, so you can nip that in the bud right now.

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Alright then, I'll have Dean but only because I'd like to fuck the polis and you forced me.  I won't pretend I'm happy about it, so you can nip that in the bud right now.

Right well you are happy about it.


Next person please.

[Twed]

fuck the polis

Calm down Ice Cube

ICE SKATING CUBE!!!!!!

[Buelligan]

You disgust me.

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Alright then, I'll have Dean

THE POLL STILL SAYS 0 (0%) FOR DEAN YOU LYING CUNT.

YOU MUST THINK I AM SUCH AN IDIOT.



WELL I AM NOT AN IDIOT.

[Buelligan]

Jesus Christ, nine people said they'd fuck Torvill, that is so nasty.

[biggytitbo]

I have already fucked Christopher Dean. We got 3 9s and an 8 from the judges before we were moved on by the police.

[Buelligan]

I'd love to have seen your triple salchow.

[biggytitbo]

They could see it from the top deck of the bus apparently.

[Buelligan]

In that case, I think the 8 was ungracious.  Russian, I take it?

[Glebe]

[tag]The Krankies backstage in the '80s.[/tag]

[billtheburger]

Phwoar-vill

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I'd love to have seen your triple salchow.

They sell these in Sainsbury's Locals - they're downright awful.  I don't know what you see in them.

[Buelligan]

That's an outright lie for a start.  You.  Are.  Banned.  Now.

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That's an outright lie for a start.  You.  Are.  Banned.  Now.

Explain the point of them and why it is crucial for them to be so fucking vile.

[Cuellar]

and

[Buelligan]

Explain the point of them and why it is crucial for them to be so fucking vile.

They don't even sell them in Sainsbury's, that's what I'm saying you twat.  Go to Sainsbury's now if you don't believe me. 

[im barry bethel]

Is Dean the him or the her?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I fancy them both, and dream of sex with evil beings and aliens.  If someone makes a genetic hybrid of Torvill and Dean, it'd be Devil or Treen, and I'm in clover.