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Who would you feel most inclined to fuck out of Torvill and Dean?

Started by Replies From View, May 23, 2017, 06:01:35 PM

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Torvill or Dean?

Torvill
28 (82.4%)
Dean
6 (17.6%)

Total Members Voted: 34

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im barry bethel

#31
May 23, 2017, 08:39:09 PM
Then definitely Torvil while she pegs Dean









(possibly with a cheeky reach around)

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#32
May 23, 2017, 09:06:47 PM
Quote from: Buelligan on May 23, 2017, 07:55:12 PM
They don't even sell them in Sainsbury's, that's what I'm saying you twat.  Go to Sainsbury's now if you don't believe me.

I've been there and they sell them.

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#33
May 23, 2017, 09:07:21 PM
Quote from: im barry bethel on May 23, 2017, 07:58:54 PM
Is Dean the him or the her?

Dean is the girl's name but it's the him.

Ian Drunken Smurf

#34
May 23, 2017, 09:28:02 PM
Quote from: im barry bethel on May 23, 2017, 07:58:54 PM
Is Dean the him or the her?
Christopher Dean

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#35
May 23, 2017, 09:36:52 PM
Quote from: Ian Drunken Smurf on May 23, 2017, 09:28:02 PM
Christopher Dean

"Yeah but is that the him or the her?" they will ask.


The answer is that even though Dean sounds like the girl's name compared to Torvill, Dean is the him.

THAT IS THE ANSWER AND STOP DEVIATING FROM IT.

Dex Sawash

#36
May 23, 2017, 11:33:05 PM
Is this Dean Gaffney?

Lemming

#39
May 24, 2017, 02:47:34 AM
There's got to be some way out of this. Some kind of outside-the-box solution that allows you to fulfil the conditions without having to actually fuck either of them.

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#40
May 24, 2017, 07:21:34 AM
Quote from: Lemming on May 24, 2017, 02:47:34 AM
There's got to be some way out of this. Some kind of outside-the-box solution that allows you to fulfil the conditions without having to actually fuck either of them.

There absolutely isn't.  Make your choice please.

biggytitbo

#41
May 24, 2017, 07:26:18 AM
I'd use a very long cock to fuck them both simultaneously.

Norton Canes

#43
May 24, 2017, 10:18:50 AM
Torvill. I'd ruin her Bolero.

Quincey

#45
May 24, 2017, 10:11:31 PM
Can the nookie take place whilst skating?

HappyTree

#46
May 24, 2017, 10:25:43 PM
I choose "or". No option for that in the poll. I send a derisive shrug in your general direction.

hamfist

#47
May 24, 2017, 10:29:26 PM
I will do either or both. But crucially I NEED Ravel's Bolero as the soundtrack. I want to feel it swelling and pounding to an almighty crescendo as I deliver the fuck of their lives to those naughty purple clad twirling ice dervishes.

pigamus

#48
May 24, 2017, 10:30:45 PM
Are they still alive?
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