Do you "do anal"?

[touchingcloth]

From here:

Come to that, I'm fairly sure that the title itself is a reference to anal sex: a rush of blood to the cock, a push up the arse... or maybe I'm just an overthinking pervert.

_{I don't even like anal sex very much.}

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Of relevance, I've actually been considering for a few days now starting a thread titled "do you 'do anal'?". Perhaps I'll get on that now.

So, giving or receiving, do you? I never have. The whole enterprise appeals to me not a jot: the preparatory slucings, the sourcing and application of an appropriate synthetic lubricant,_^[1] the, I assume, constantly repeating thought train of "oh god, my willy's in an arse/his willy's in my arse"...nah, mate. The fanny, the mouth, the fist - these are my domains.

Do any of you lot like a bit of The Greek Way? Are you a happy catamite? An eager sodomite? A dull nil-by-bangle-ite? Talk to me candidly about your deeply personal sexual preferences on this public segment of the internet.


     _{^{1. Although I am led to believe from Brokeback Mountain that gozzing up the bum[2] is an acceptable solution in a pinch.
        2. Not "Gosling up the bum". It's Donnie Darko.[3]
            3. Oh. So nested footnotes are hopeless now, then.}}

[imitationleather]

I used to love it like Kevin Keegan anticipating a Premier League title but now I'm in well into a proper long-term relationship it's a pretty rare occurrence and one I'm not too fussed about pushing as an issue so I never demand it and it's only suggested when she's clearly in the mood for that sort of lark. I guess this is just what happens when you've been with someone for years, unless they are a pornstar or something.

As for receiving it, I've only had fingers up there and to be honest I didn't enjoy it too much. Far too worried I'd shit myself. I only really ever agreed to it because they were keen.

[touchingcloth]

PS, I'm well aware that there's an inappropriate juxtaposition between OP and subject matter which would have been rich tagging fodder not so very long ago. Sic transit gloria fundi.

[Kelvin]

Pushing out as if you're having a poo makes penetration a doddle.

I truly believe that millions more people would be loving anal sex if this fact was more widely known, as opposed to "relax", "breathe properly", or even "just use lube". It's like those ads on porn sites that say "This one trick could improve your sex life 4ever".

Well, this one really could.   

[touchingcloth]

Is that because it deposits a thin membrane of oily shit onto the tip of the penetratee's member?

[gib]

The whole enterprise appeals to me not a jot

Bollocks.

[touchingcloth]

Bollocks.

...anus, ring and knob (ring and knob).

[Bhazor]

I like anal in porn but in real life theres just too much... prep work. I mean can you imagine maintaining both an erection and the sexy atmos when you can hear your lover taking high pressure watery enema shits in the next room? The smell of it wafting in, her tummy still gurgling. Naw mate. Leave it to pros.

[VelourSpirit]

I've done it a few times but only because the girl was keen. She must have been okay with it but I feel like she only kept doing it because she thought I liked it. Wasn't really fussed. For me, it's the kind of thing that only seems good when you're not actually doing it.

[thenoise]

Just the once and it was a genuine accident (which says it all really - I was incredibly pissed).  Once I realised where i was I carried on though, it was exciting to be doing something new and she seemed to be into it.

I'd be too nervous about poo disasters to go in sober.  I think I can tick it off the bucket list and move on.  Physically, it's tighter, but not as friendly as a fanny, you know?

[JoeyBananaduck]

I've done it before (giving) and enjoyed it a lot. It's one of those things people who don't get it want you to explain, but frankly you'd have just as much trouble explaining the pleasures of p in v to someone who wasn't into that too. It's just different, for all sorts of reasons. Different level of trust, different kind of intimacy, differently kinky, different feel. But I'm talking years since I did it and really I'm not that bothered. I'm a bit of a wuss when it comes to sex these days. I enjoy feeling a warm touchable body right against mine and everything else is a bonus.

[Mr Brightside]

I've come to expect this kind of utter filth from touchingcloth. He's obsessed with arse stuff.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I enjoy feeling a warm touchable body right against mine and everything else is a bonus.

They're always warmest when you pick them up straight from the roadside.

[touchingcloth]

I've come to expect this kind of utter filth from touchingcloth. He's obsessed with arse stuff.

Your mum's obsessed with it. Me, I can take it or leave it, except she won't let me leave it.

[up_the_hampipe]

I'm a fiend for it. Probably got several arse babies across the world.

[Lemming]

I'm hypothetically up for both giving and receiving, but receiving remains purely a fantasy as I can say with 100% certainty that my anal integrity would not hold firm in the event of a monster-cock being rammed up there. My boy-pussy is just too tight, fragile, sensitive, moist and alluring to ever actually be used in such a way.

[JoeyBananaduck]

I'm a fiend for it. Probably got several arse babies across the world.

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[Dr Syntax Head]

Anal porn. Brilliant. Anal sex in real life. Underwhelming. A vagina simply feels much nicer

[Small Man Big Horse]

Anal hurt my penis. I'm sure anuses vary across the land but this particular anus was shockingly tight, and my poor lad throbbed for a good six hours afterwards.

[Dex Sawash]

Anal hurt my penis. I'm sure anuses vary across the land but this particular anus was shockingly tight, and my poor lad throbbed for a good six hours afterwards.

I think the bending it around to go in there is more a cause of lingering discomfort than the size of the opening.

[machotrouts]

Pushing out as if you're having a poo makes penetration a doddle.

What could possibly go wrong.

[popcorn]

I have accommodated some fingers in my time and it didn't hurt, it just felt like I needed to have a shit. I'm not sure how the receiver is supposed to get pleasure from it. I know the g-spot is supposed to be up there somewhere, but I feel no great urgency in finding it.

As for giving, I'm curious, but the lady has expressly forbidden it. Does it actually feel much different from the vag?

[Konki]

I have accommodated some fingers in my time and it didn't hurt, it just felt like I needed to have a shit. I'm not sure how the receiver is supposed to get pleasure from it. I know the g-spot is supposed to be up there somewhere, but I feel no great urgency in finding it.

As for giving, I'm curious, but the lady has expressly forbidden it. Does it actually feel much different from the vag?

From my limited experience the entry area is much tighter but after that your old chap is essentially flopping about in a big shit-filled balloon.

[thenoise]

As for giving, I'm curious, but the lady has expressly forbidden it. Does it actually feel much different from the vag?

Does for her.

[MoonDust]

The problem with having so many of you on Facebook now means I can't answer these types of threads honestly anymore.

This isn't an admission of bumming at all.

[Pijlstaart]

I reckon it's not needed, the actual bumming, the action is secondary to the person. It's codified now, just ceremony, like those hairy men who flop swords about on the india-pakistan border, they don't actually fight, they just fill a societal role. Spike the hair up, gurn out of the foliage, do the squat walk and you're the village bumgandhi, the hub of bum, but no-one ever sees it, the action achieves nothing, they need to have order to their society, they need the boundaries you provide for them.

[Cloud]

... certainly can't call this a forum of prudes!

Given, not yet tried taking, which has never appealed to me.  "Not arsed" seems the appropriate term... rather just wank each other off... always seem to find a partner keen to give it a go though.

[Quincey]

I presume the anus has to be very clean before the act takes place? And does the hole need to be shaved/trimmed?

What happens if nookie is taking place via that hole and the receiver suddenly really needs a poo?

[zomgmouse]

My shelves are sorted in alphabetical order by author but I dunno about the sex butt

[thenoise]

I presume the anus has to be very clean before the act takes place? And does the hole need to be shaved/trimmed?

What happens if nookie is taking place via that hole and the receiver suddenly really needs a poo?

The anus should be kept clean anyway (it's a bit off-putting when we go down to perform cunnilingus and there is a bit of pooey toilet paper stuck to the bum hole, eh lads?), for the anals the inside must also be cleaned out.

And you have to make sure that you don't need a poo, make sure you have already gone that day and cleared it all out.  Accidents happen and I've heard enough to put me off tbh (unless a really hot girl begged me for it I guess).