Do you "do anal"?

[Norton Canes]

"No"

[im barry bethel]

You bunch of dandy amateurs, get yer fist up there...to the elbow...make her your Sooty

[MoonDust]

What's people's opinions on straight men enjoying having something up their arse too? Like, men have a prostate, women don't, therefore I don't see what pleasure a woman can derive from being bummed.

I hear some straight men wouldn't have anything go near their anus at all, with some thinking enjoying arse play is for "the gays" only. Get over it, and get a massive dildo up there. It wouldn't and doesn't make one any less straight.

[buttgammon]

We like it, but as an occasional treat rather than the more everyday pleasure of vaginal from behind.

A word of advice: never do anything from behind on a tiled floor, because you'll hurt your knees.

[MoonDust]

For the record I haven't had a dildo up my shitter. Just asking a question regarding straight men and their arses.

[im barry bethel]

I don't see what pleasure a woman can derive from being bummed.

Sometimes they like to feel a little bit dirty and a little bit used and a little bit owned

I hear some straight men wouldn't have anything go near their anus at all, with some thinking enjoying arse play is for "the gays" only. Get over it, and get a massive dildo up there. It wouldn't and doesn't make one any less straight.

Bender


Edit: too late to back track now moondust you've let the cat out of the bag

[Quincey]

Do women enjoy bumming men with a strap on? Or is that just in grumble?

Anyone experienced this particular sex act?

[im barry bethel]

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,60271.0.html

[billtheburger]

[tag]Sod 'em and go more, eh?[/tag]

[Buelligan]

PS, I'm well aware that there's an inappropriate juxtaposition between OP and subject matter which would have been rich tagging fodder not so very long ago. Sic transit gloria fundi.

I haven't read the thread yet, just don't have time, too many arseholes to fuck, but I had to post to register my grief over the tags.  Look at this ^ and weep for lost larks (my bold).

[kittens]

i've said it before and i'll say it again - don't go anywhere near my ass
not in the slightest bit interested in anything going in to my bum hole, it seems like it would be very uncomfortable.
as for entering a lady's ass - also uninterested. it's the smelly poo hole. why penetrate small dry smelly hole when there is one that's all nice to go in which both parties enjoy. don't even like seeing it in porn. second blokey there tries to knob up her guts i'm switching vids. not my bag, the ass.
that said, please feel free to do what you like to one another's ass holes. just don't expect me to join in

[Buelligan]

Wise words from kittens there.

[mothman]

I struggle to see the attraction. It was never something I ever really thought about doing. In fact the first time it was my girlfriend who inserted me of her own volition and I didn't immediately realise until she whispered coyly in my ear "do you know where you are?" We did it a couple of times after but she went off it, and I'm not fussed about the lack.

[Paul Calf]

i've said it before and i'll say it again - don't go anywhere near my ass
not in the slightest bit interested in anything going in to my bum hole, it seems like it would be very uncomfortable.
as for entering a lady's ass - also uninterested. it's the smelly poo hole. why penetrate small dry smelly hole when there is one that's all nice to go in which both parties enjoy. don't even like seeing it in porn. second blokey there tries to knob up her guts i'm switching vids. not my bag, the ass.
that said, please feel free to do what you like to one another's ass holes. just don't expect me to join in

Bless.

[kittens]

I struggle to see the attraction. It was never something I ever really thought about doing. In fact the first time it was my girlfriend who inserted me of her own volition and I didn't immediately realise until she whispered coyly in my ear "do you know where you are?"

you're in the jungle baby
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIE

[Buelligan]

I love a bit of Axl.

[Cerys]

[tag]I am not admitting in front of Neil that I've had it up the bangle[/tag]

[Dex Sawash]

[tag] Donal Logue's wedding ruined by priest's slip of tongue [/tag]

[Kelvin]

What could possibly go wrong.

If the arse is so full of shit that they would soil themselves right there and then, you don't want to be having anal sex with them anyway.

[Mr Brightside]

Pancreas not posted in here yet?

[touchingcloth]

I presume the anus has to be very clean before the act takes place? And does the hole need to be shaved/trimmed?

Does your hole have hair that could be trimmed? My cheeks are covered in a fine, downy fluff, but my actual sphincter is smooth as, well, a baby's sphincter. And I'd know.

[tag]Richard Herring leaves thread in search of a gnat's chuff.[/tag]

[Glebe]

[Tag]Not even the best bummer in The Beatles.[/tag]

[touchingcloth]

you're in the jungle baby
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIE

I miss karma.

[Tag]Not even the best bummer in The Beatles.[/tag]

And tags.

[Dex Sawash]

I've  been singing that song as "welcome to my bunghole" since the 80s.

[Quincey]

Does your hole have hair that could be trimmed? My cheeks are covered in a fine, downy fluff, but my actual sphincter is smooth as, well, a baby's sphincter. And I'd know.

[tag]Richard Herring leaves thread in search of a gnat's chuff.[/tag]

It does, yes. Never tried trimming my anus hair.

[touchingcloth]

[Tag]Not even the best bummer in The Beatles.[/tag]

Doubly good, this, because, of the four of them, he's the one who sounds most like a bummer.

[Glebe]

Doubly good, this, because, of the four of them, he's the one who sounds most like a bummer.

Imaginary Karma.

[EDIT]Ringo Brown-Starr.

[Hangthebuggers]

Done it once (giving) didn't see the big deal to be honest. But the girl in question insisted I try it. So I did. Didn't feel much different to regular sex - despite all the claims that it's tighter. Didn't use lube either, but I did nodder up.

Being honest I just prefer a good blow job (a good one, not a bad one, some girls just cannot do it right).

[QDRPHNC]

All this talk of prep, just put it in, it'll probably be fine.

[touchingcloth]

A question for those who indulge regularly: what level of prep is actually involved? A good emptying and a thorough wipe goes without saying, but is a rinsing out (douching?) also necessary? And as for lubing - applied to the orifice? The probe? Both? If the orifice, pushed in with a finger, or merely applied to the exterior? And done in advance in the bathroom along with the cleaning, or there and then in the bedroom immediately before insertion?

It's all of this admin that puts me off more than anything else, really. In truth there's no real ick factor, but what I like about sex in the hand and the vagina and, with a prevailing wind, mouth, is that there's very little involved in setting things up before agreeing upon a plan and then putting it into action. Anal seems like it would involve pre-flight checks.