Pubes Daz spin-off series pitches

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By the Short and Curlies
Weighed down by the daily torment of a peer group he despises, Darren Pubis (played by Mackenzie Crook) moves to his uncle's farm in Dumfries to start a new life as a sheep shearer. In this classic, gentle 'fish out of water' sitcom, we go on an emotional journey as our hero realises that his life will always be defined by tightly-curled hair, and that's absolutely fine.

REQUITAL
Weighed down by the daily torment of a peer group he despises, Darren Pubis (played by Paterson Joseph) arms himself to the teeth, plucking off his enemies one-by-one in increasingly inventive and horrific ways. In this gritty, gory revenge flick, the body count runs as high as the drained lifeless bodies he leaves hanging from the treetops. But who will stop him? The answer is Ross Kemp.

Daz!
Weighed down by the daily torment of a peer group he despises, Darren Pubis (played by Sheridan Smith) follows his dream of becoming a singer and TV personality. In this tear-jerking drama we follow our hero from his early days of performing in 1960s clubland, his relationships with Bobby Willis and Brian Epstein, right up to the top of his success as host of ITV's Blind Date.

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Pubes In Your Face

Darren Pubis takes a sideways look at current events in his own inimitable, off the wall fashion. Anything can happen, and probably will!

Pubes On The Toilet Seat

Darren Pubis interviews C-Listers and D-Listers alike, thanks to the miracle of Skype, all from the intimate comfort of his shitehouse.

Cox And Balls Obscured By Pubes

Hidden camera prank show in which Sara Cox and Johnny and Zoe Ball find their TV appearances becoming a frustrating mess  as they are repeatedly photobombed by legendary funnyman/japester Darren Pubis.

Is That Your Dick, Or Just Pubes?

Wild-eyed Mirth God Darren Pubis receives the latex makeup treatment to resemble a celebrity as closely as possible. He will study their speech patterns and mannerisms, before finally attempting to slowly replace the original celebrity in their day to day life. How long will it be until Dominic Wood identifies that something is askew with his long-term CBBC partner? Next week: Judy Finnigan remains oblivious that Pubis has taken over her husband's life for 3 staggering weeks.

Trimming Pubes Down To A More Manageable Length

TV nerds rejoice! This behind the scenes look at what goes on in the edit suite focuses on the Richard Madeley episode of 'Is That Your Dick, Or Just Pubes?' Can depressed, borderline alcoholic editor Nick Skip reduce 3 weeks worth of golden footage down to a tight 44-minutes in time for broadcast?

[Glebe]

Das Bootz.

Monseigneur Pubes moves to Dumfries and opens a shoe shop. With hilarious results.

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Pubes' Tube
Pubis hosts a show that visits the major tube networks of the world.  Each week we watch the unfolding madness and depravity when five contestants are given an all-zones pass to tube hell.  They must subsist by any means necessary.  The aim? To be the last to leave the tube and so be crowned the Choob Champ for that week.

[cptspalding]

Daz's Doorstep Challemge
Daz aims to lose 2st of weight strictly by making deliveries of white wee-wee to the doors of a typical Moss Side estate.  The delivery must be made on the doorstep in real time and finishes when the door (or general entrance area) is adorned.

Each time he is caught, i.e. the owner realises he is there knocking one out over their clematis, Daz must ask if they want to take the Daz Doorstep Challemge.  If the owner accepts then Daz must continue the milking until completion, saying nothing and looking directly into the eyes of the property owner.  If the owner does not accept The Challemge then Daz will probably get a good old kicking.  Each kicking results in Daz being forced to consume a whole birthday cake.