Jonathan King plans another musical

[TheManOne]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/25/jonathan-king-charged-with-18-sexual-abuse-offences

[Howj Begg]

♫ "There's nothing wrong with buggering boys" ♫

Wait, you've not thought that one through, have you mate

[batwings]

Right. That's him off my Christmas card list.

[momatt]

I'm starting to dislike this cunt.

[Steven]

When Louis Met?

[PaulTMA]

They must have named it Operation 'Ravine' after the eerie instrumental track on side four of The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway

[steve98]

Jonathon? Are U there? Tell us it's not so - we're hurtin' here.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Oh well, that'll be his retirement years taken care of.

[Howj Begg]

That reminds me, I must start a thread about Roy Harper.

[Default to the negative]

♫ "There's nothing wrong with buggering boys" ♫

Wait, you've not thought that one through, have you mate

To be fair, the next line line is: 'So long as he's doing what he enjoys/ don't startle the horses or make too much noise'

It's a fairly reasonable couplet of rules for us all to follow, as we go about our daily boy-buggering business. Unfortunately Jonathan can't seem to follow either of these two simple precepts, even though he made them up himself.

It is quite a catchy tune. I sometimes sing it to myself - within the privacy of my own mind. Not out loud, obviously.

[Twed]

It's just The Divinyls - I Touch Myself though.

[Twed]

I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I bugger boys.

[Gulftastic]

We'll never see the USA bits of old TOTPs now,

[shiftwork2]

It was a great day when he started posting and got a new arsehole ripped over a single afternoon on here.  Nursery Cryme etc.  Didn't stay long though and it became obvious all his posts were limited to the fascinating topic 'Jonathan King'.  Not holding out a massive amount of hope that he will return now.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'm starting to dislike this cunt.

Well, don't be too hasty.  Once is a mistake, twice is unlucky.  If he gets done for a third series of assaults, then the time to say he's a wrong-un.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Guess he won't be coming to any CaB meets any time soon

[PaulTMA]

Did anyone else get a Xmas card from him?  He offered to send them to Verbwhores. I've got mine somewhere.

[thenoise]

It was a great day when he started posting and got a new arsehole ripped over a single afternoon on here.  Nursery Cryme etc.  Didn't stay long though and it became obvious all his posts were limited to the fascinating topic 'Jonathan King'.  Not holding out a massive amount of hope that he will return now.

Still a better poster than Claude Balls.  Or Swayzetrain for that matter.

He may be a paedophile, but he's our paedophile.

[Kelvin]

Did anyone else get a Xmas card from him?  He offered to send them to Verbwhores. I've got mine somewhere.

Yeah, I have one; a picture of him in "sexy" women's underwear and stockings. I also got a signed copy of his short story, written for the pope.

I know that all sounds like whimsy, but it's an actual thing that happened one year.

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

I was tempted to go for a card, but then decided I didn't especially want Jonathan King to have my address.

I remember your interview with him, Kelvin, and being astonished at some of the gags that seemingly sailed over JK's Tortoise faced head.

[Ambient Sheep]

I was tempted to go for a card, but then decided I didn't especially want Jonathan King to have my address.

Yeah, that's what put me off too.

I still kinda regret not going for it though.


Mind you, I still have his autograph from when I met him trying to pick up boys young men conducting research for Entertainment USA on Old Compton Street one afternoon.

_{Actually I probably don't any more.  I strongly suspect that my autograph book got left behind when escaping from a bad relationship a few years ago. :-(}

[Noodle Lizard]

Vile Pervert is one of my favourite things ever.  It's ghastly in every way, but the idea of an old man with a lot of money and a completely fucked reputation just sitting around his house spending weeks making this fucking thing is so great.  "Wilde About Boys" is an absolute banger.