Celebrity Big Brother 2010 (the last one ever)

[Spiteface]

Making them walk through fire to get to the diary room seems a bit cruel, even for Big Brother.

Not cruel enough in my book.  I'd be a right bastard if I ran BB.

[Ja'moke]

Not cruel enough in my book.  I'd be a right bastard if I ran BB.

It appears a mad fairground operator is running the house this year judging by the new Diary Room chair:



And here is the supposed line-up:

                   
Vinnie Jones        Stephen Baldwin        Alex Reid

                   
Nicola T             Ekaterina Ivanova     Dane Bowers

                   
Basshunter            Heidi Fleiss        Stephanie Beacham


Lady Sovereign

And potentially Ivana Trump.

[Uncle TechTip]

The Sun's page is pretty certain about most of those names, with profiles for each. But no Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne! Seems overloaded with Americans of dubious fame.

[Ja'moke]

The Sun's page is pretty certain about most of those names, with profiles for each. But no Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne! Seems overloaded with Americans of dubious fame.

The Sun and the NOTW have an almost exact line-up, except that the NOTW has Lady Sovereign rather than Ivana Trump. Lady Sov was one of the first rumoured so I think she's more likely, but it could be both as otherwise that is only 10 housemates.

[Artemis]

It would be a shame if Gazza wasn't included. I'd pick him over Dane Bowers any day. Bowers' inclusion leaves a pretty nasty taste in the mouth as his inclusion is fairly transparently only so Reid and him can share some horrible things about Katie Price. It's almost as if the producers looked at I'm A Celebrity and thought they'd cash in on the hatred toward her. Very unpleasant.

Far better to try and get some laughs out of a mentally unstable alcoholic!!


Christ, we won't have lost anything when this show goes, will we. Look what it's become.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Well Stephen Baldwin is right.

And he's a Republican and a Born-Again Christian.

[Artemis]

Baldwin in first, then. I wonder if they'll mention his off-his-rockers religious chapter? Oh, they just did. A friend of mine served him at Jonny Rockets a few years back and he attempted to convert him on the spot. When my friend politely declined, he aggressively thrust a religious tract in his hand and refused to pay!

[papalaz4444244]

Hello brotherfuckers.

Housemate number 1 - CUNT

Yes!

[papalaz4444244]

For those of you watching in Ireland, get this.

God doesn't exist! hahahah! I cannot be arrested for my opinion.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Nicola T - some Page 3 WAG - Bobby Zamora's WAG - woo!

[Abbatoir worker]

This is already terrifying

[papalaz4444244]

Give me a shout, fellas, when the celebrities arrive. Thanks

[Artemis]

Heh, the crowd are desperate to boo, aren't they. So far the 'better not - he's religious' and 'better not after that bit about charity and her kid' factors have stopped them. God help Vinnie Jones.

Christ, Baldwin's voice is creepy.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Wow - David Tennant!

Actually this is hardly worth it now we know who is in.  No Galloway/Barrymore WTF moments.

[Lee]

Give me a shout, fellas, when the celebrities arrive. Thanks

Oh I'm sorry, is Barney Rubble not good enough for you?

[Ja'moke]

I like the entrance music, it's like wrestling. It alsp blocks out the idiotic crowd.

[joeyzaza]

Can we please have lots of "So Nicola, you're a glamour model, that's a bit like our Lord Jesus"-type conversations.

Spoiler alert

also, Richard Dawkins.

[close]

[papalaz4444244]

Oh I'm sorry, is Barney Rubble not good enough for you?

No. Fred himself? I would accept.....

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

A bloke who has fucked Jordan.

Peter Andre?  no
Dwight Yorke? no
Gareth Gates? no
Dane Bowers?  not yet

It's some knucklehead.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Stephanie "Tenko" Beacham! I've heard of her!

[Ted-Maul]

8 wins and 8 losses? thats shit.

got jibbed by bobby 'scorer' zamora and now marrying a Crewe player? thats shit.

Barney rubble? thats shit.

This is fantastic!

[confettiinmyhair]

The GILF Quota has been satisfied.

[Artemis]

If Peter Andre or Richard Dawkins goes in now that really would be good. Shame it won't happen.

What a knob, smashing open every door. Hopefully the machofest between him, Bowers and Jones will spice things up a little, though.

[papalaz4444244]

Baldwin probably shite-ing himself and wondering if he actually has gone to the real Hell.

Ooooh. Now a zombie is entering. Balwin's gonna panic!

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

If Bowers is going in, then it might be interesting!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/2791410/Alex-Reid-thumped-Jordans-ex-Dane-Bowers-at-a-New-Years-Eve-party.html

You don't need to click it, it's all in the title.

[Lee]

No. Fred himself? I would accept.....

Cuh, you want to have your cake...

FAKEDIT: Look Cerys, it's Bad Girls!!

[joeyzaza]

Ooooh burn. Beacham dissed by a Baldwin.

EDIT: Sov!

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

How did it go so wrong for Lady Sovereign?

[massive bereavement]

Is this lady sov a Harry Enfield character?

[confettiinmyhair]

Davina can't ad lib