PHWOARR!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)

[Kelvin]

This guy, this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SReQ_b06_0s

Combines the absurd with the erotic.

[willpurry]

Kimberly Jones.

[Maurice Yeatman]

This guy, this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SReQ_b06_0s

Combines the absurd with the erotic.

*searches garage for spacehopper*

[Jim_MacLaine]

Ooh La La, it's Sophie Marceau

Then



Now

[Guy]

That's fucking disgraceful:



It's no wonder a country is in a mess

[Guy]

... There, that's better.

[Beagle 2]

After last night's Doctor Who I'm a bit taken with Jenny...

You've saved the thread from pages of meh.

[BlodwynPig]

by posting the personification of meh

[wasp_f15ting]

Oh Hellen, just your mere look makes me want to unload Europe unto linen..



This pose is so darn sexual..

[maett]

Ooh La La, it's Sophie Marceau

Now

No problem, Mylene Jampanoi is the new Sophie Marceau

[Benevolent Despot]

It seems only two pages ago that I last posted pictures of this girl. In fact it was three. It might as well have been three millennia. For your eyes only, it's:

Nozomi Sasaki Redux

Queen of atrocity[nb]Wikipedia[/nb], Nozomi Sasaki, horrifies you all with her nonchalant oversight and endorsement of terrible violence:


Nozomi smiles gently after poisoning her modelling contemporaries




Nozomi looks gleefully forward to the prospect of stamping on kittens




Nozomi is imbued with a sense of serenity upon hearing of the Srebrenica massacre




Nozomi finds comfort in a pillow amidst the distress of slightly podgy colleagues




Nozomi 'big fat ugly bug-faced baby-eating O'Brien' Sasaki




Nozomi merrily wipes the floor clean of arterial blood, and in the process, tacitly embraces The New Domesticity




Thus proving her worth

[poo]

Dear God.

[Mr_Simnock]

Marion Bartolli turns up on Sky Sports to cover the US Open a lot and I just find her mesmeric, she just looks fab

[newbridge]

Greta Garbo doing publicity photos with the USC track team

[willpurry]

Abbye ' Pudgy' Stockton.

[ziggy starbucks]

happy to bring a bit of class back to this thread

[Mr_Simnock]

This is how you bring a bit of 'class' back into a thread

[ziggy starbucks]

not sexy at all

page 3 level drabness

Nozomi Sasaki is a bit interesting, mainly because she is a psychopath who would happily nail Benevolent Despot to the ground and amputate his feet with a machete.

[Spiteface]

I don't get the school uniform fetish. I just don't.

[ziggy starbucks]

its a safe expression of one's paedophilic tendencies

[Mr_Simnock]

I don't get the school uniform fetish. I just don't.

Because it's just so wrong for all the right reasons

How about a nice run of the mill teacher then for you Ziggy?

[ziggy starbucks]

No school would allow a teacher to carry out such an heinous breach of health and saftey guidelines. The unions would be outraged.

[Old Nehamkin]

Jennifer Connelly!

[Birdie]

Have we done this yet? Absolutely gorgeous.

[BlodwynPig]

Enough to turn every one of us males into a raging Paul Ross.

[Birdie]

He makes me very, very tense.

[Deanjam]

Have we done this yet? Absolutely gorgeous.

Yeah, I get this.

[Deanjam]

Lucky pillow ...

[Deanjam]

Gillian Anderson with (kind of) the Creature from the Black Lagoon.



Ticks a worrying amount of boxes.

[willpurry]

Damsels in distress fetish is it?