PHWOARR!!!! (the sexy ladies and gents thread)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Some Udmurtian Russians, yesterday.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Some more. Probably leave the ones at the front for a few years.

[Frazer]

[Neville Chamberlain]

And Jenny Agutter with a wonderfully dirty smile

...not to mention a wonderfully crooked foot!

[willpurry]

[the midnight watch baboon]

Been compiling the OST for baboon's forthcoming (next Aug!) godless marriage ceremony and decided I wanted Velocity Girl by Primal Scream upon it. YouTubed it to show Mrs B to be and almost had to call it all off and hunt down pester admire the girl in this vid and the rather trenchant sexual symbolism there. She gets her flower rubbed and everything!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNz3opmn42E

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[Benevolent Despot]

A new player arrives on the scene. Just been watching Real Time with Bill Maher and saw this unreasonably pretty Republican, waffling some waffle about politics and things:




Kristen Soltis Anderson. A nice change from the usual severe Republican lady. I wasn't really listening to anything she was saying, so all I can judge at this point is her looks, and those are: pretty.

[popcorn]

Just found out that I need to kiss Doona Bae. Is there a course I can go on?

[newbridge]

Grace Kelly!

[popcorn]

Never realised how much Rosamund Pike resembles her.

[Mr_Simnock]

Time to stick a couple faves of mine in, the Soderberg sisters from First Aid Kit. Shame there music isn't as interesting as their looks [nb]Yes Yes Yes I know all thats subjective etc[/nb]

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Irish stand-up Aisling Bea was on Buzzcocks the other day[nb]thats not a euphemism, you filth monger, you.[/nb] and is lovely.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Julie Newmar

[Gulftastic]

That last pic. Oh my.

[El Unicornio, mang]

It's from this episode of The Monkees, btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYgtHKtvTAE

Heh



She's in her 80s now, still looks pretty good.

[Thomas]

Emma Stone stars in Broadway musical Cabaret.

[PAGATRON]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYgtHKtvTAE

BLIMUS!!!

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Shirley Maclaine.







Sigh...

[pigamus]

Sorry I've gone a bit obsessed. I already know what our children are going to be called.

[Benevolent Despot]

There's a Whole Series of These

What is the right size for a Chobot?

Which phase of gigantism does your penis favour?

These are questions which can be answered by measuring your responses to the following parade of inflation.

We start on modest human scales:


Jessica Chobot under pain of rampant growth hormones. Some are foil for the 'Mini-Giantess'.




Jessica Chobot enters stage 2. A frightening prospect of statuesque propotions




Men clamber over each other for the chance to be crushed beneath her titanic presence and copious flesh




Godzilla in heels




Begging for a smite. Helicopter perverts fly up to Giantess Chobot for a closer look.




A strain is put on the land and on her fans as we try to find eroticism amidst the crushed neighbourhoods. Giga Chobot rules the land and the sea.




Unfortunately the gigantism ends here. There's evidently nothing erotic about ladies any bigger than mountains.

[olliebean]

Irish stand-up Aisling Bea was on Buzzcocks the other day[nb]thats not a euphemism, you filth monger, you.[/nb] and is lovely.

Currently appearing as the boss's daughter in the new series of Trollied, in case anyone wants to know where to see more of her.

[biggytitbo]

She is lovely, and one of those mythical funny women you hear about on some comedy forums.

I like these big nosed twin singers -




If it wasn't incest I'd like to have sexual intercourse with both of them at once, perhaps entering one from behind whilst the other is laying underneath working my balls? Any other suggestions are welcome.

[Jack Shaftoe]

Ooh who are they? Dark hair, longish faces and lots of eyeliner, that's my thing.

(no pics of Noel Fielding please)

[Mobius]

That's an Australian duo called The Veronicas. I remember coming home late one night after doing quite a lot of drugs and one of their live gigs was on the telly and it was amazing. I was blown away by the music and their beauty. The effect had worn off by the morning. They're sort of like a friendly T.A.T.U

[Neville Chamberlain]

Irish stand-up Aisling Bea was on Buzzcocks the other day[nb]thats not a euphemism, you filth monger, you.[/nb] and is lovely.

Good lord!

[Neville Chamberlain]

She is lovely, and one of those mythical funny women you hear about on some comedy forums.

I like these big nosed twin singers -




If it wasn't incest I'd like to have sexual intercourse with both of them at once, perhaps entering one from behind whilst the other is laying underneath working my balls? Any other suggestions are welcome.

How about enjoying a nice chat with them on the sofa over a cup of tea and perhaps some biscuits?

[Neville Chamberlain]

German telly presenter Seraphina Kalze:

[mook]

hell no. face is all out of whack mate!

[Neville Chamberlain]

The only thing that'll be out of whack round here is your face - after I've whacked it!!!!!!!!!!