Japanese translation needed (very short) for pachinko game

[Pinball]

A very short translation needed for some Japanese speech on my Alien vs Predator pachinko machine- see clip (left-click):

IMG_6237.MOV (11.18MB)
https://www.sendspace.com/file/4kwj69

I think it's an alarm of some kind, but I have the dongle attached which is supposed to stop the unnetworked alarm you otherwise get.

Thanks guys!

[Consignia]

I make it:
球を抜いください tama o nukui kudasai
Please take the balls out.

The error code is also at the top.

[Pinball]

Many thanks- this is much appreciated!

It makes good sense, as there are a lot of pachinko balls around. Do you have any pachinko knowledge, and idea of where the balls should be removed from (as they are everywhere)??

[Consignia]

I'm afraid my pachinko experience amounts to me going to a pachinko parlour once, putting the minimum bet on, some lights flash and balls bounce around, then nothing happening and getting confused and promptly leaving.

I think there's a payout of the balls at the bottom. If that's the case, it might be trying to calibrate some weight on the bottom tray. Pure guessing though.

It does say "Error 1" at the top, although it might be 1-something as the alien claw is in the way. If there's any support guides or forums on it then the code might be useful.

[Pinball]

Thanks. I've posted to a pachinko forum so will see what happens.

[Dex Sawash]

Thanks. I've posted to a pachinko forum so will see what happens.

I'm hoping unemployed bald men take the piss for starters

[Pinball]

Why? I don't understand.

[Pinball]

Ok I solved that first problem- too many balls in the lower tray so that my ball 'winnings' couldn't come out of a hole on the left side of said tray. Ooh err.

Now another translation is needed for another machine (Matrix). What is the Japanese woman saying this time in relation to what I need to do with my balls??

[Tiny Poster]

"Check them every thirty days for lumps"

[Pinball]

Here's the link details. Sorry, my connection has been very BT (i.e. shit) tonight.

MG_6249.MOV (10.92MB)
https://www.sendspace.com/file/eonx1n

[Pinball]

"Check them every thirty days for lumps"

My shaft is very healthy and regularly checked. Does that count?

[Tiny Poster]

That's not the right place to check for testicular cancer

[JesusAndYourBush]

Here's the link details. Sorry, my connection has been very BT (i.e. shit) tonight.

MG_6249.MOV (10.92MB)
https://www.sendspace.com/file/eonx1n

I'd await Consignia's second opinion, but I make it
球クリアーです
Tama clear desu
Clear your balls

Wait, there's no background sounds at all.  Either you're in the quietest pachinko parlour in the world (or you're there after hours) or you bought your own pachinko machine.  It's an old woman's game anyway.

[Consignia]

Now that you've said it, it's all I can hear and that alarm noise really grates. I'm not sure that it's actually that though, that would be more like stating "It's clear of balls". Is the machine empty?

The screen's no help, just the usual attract mode telling you no under 18's or goats.

[Pinball]

Yes the alarms are horrible sounding.

Thanks for the translations again. It seems to be the same issue- clear the balls. And now it works. I played it tonight- an addictive game. I love the animatronics (using the rear screen as their animation e.g. phone comes out into the screen with colour video display), and the 2-layer screen for a real 3D effect. Here's some video from 'Enter The Matrix':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO8chqpsNU

Back in the day (2010), the Japanese adverts for this pachinko were funny too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzTE7i1TAyo

[Pinball]

Another fault on another pachinko machine. There is text on the screen, and also 2 sets of verbal messages (so 2 files uploaded):

https://www.sendspace.com/filegroup/QPUCiZUEm%2FiuRhMoxVKIpA

N.B. There are 2 files to download at this linked page.

Please can you help??

The machine is 'Ashita no Joe':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHAQutRCdJA

[Pinball]

I'd await Consignia's second opinion, but I make it
球クリアーです
Tama clear desu
Clear your balls

Wait, there's no background sounds at all.  Either you're in the quietest pachinko parlour in the world (or you're there after hours) or you bought your own pachinko machine.  It's an old woman's game anyway.

These machines are at home :-) I'm not an old woman though. I love Japanese culture, and had a girlfriend from Tokyo. Wonderful times :-)

The amazing thing is the amount of tech in these networked games.

[Consignia]

First message:
RAMクリア準備中　もう一度RWM消去スイッチ押してください　- RAM clear junbichu mou ichidou RWM shoukyo-Switch oshite kudasai
Preparing RAM clear - Please push the RWM erase button again.

Not looked at the other one yet. I'll have a look later.

[Pinball]

A very short translation needed for some Japanese speech on my Alien vs Predator pachinko machine- see clip (left-click):

IMG_6237.MOV (11.18MB)
https://www.sendspace.com/file/4kwj69

I think it's an alarm of some kind, but I have the dongle attached which is supposed to stop the unnetworked alarm you otherwise get.

Thanks guys!

Here's the promo video for AvP pachinko:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erpk0yuaVVE

How cool is that!

[Consignia]

Apologies, I've just watched them both with sound, and it's all the same the message. So I've done it all in the message above. And RWM stands for Read Write Memory according to the version with sound.

[touchingcloth]

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Haha.

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fucking foreigners and their "words".

[Pinball]

error sorry.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Haha.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [snip]

Wait until you find out the Japanese word for 'clothes', then you'll really shit brix.

[Consignia]

Wait until you find out the Japanese word for 'clothes', then you'll really shit brix.

[garbed_attic]

I think I am justified in posting a link to the Nic Cage pachinko adverts here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5htPw0

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

Today I ordered from a menu which contained something called "bukkake udon".

[MojoJojo]

While I don't know much about Japan, I did know bukkake was named after a Japanese Noodle.

[Danger Man]

Wanko Soba

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

I never wanko soba. Only after a few Superdrys.

[Pinball]

All the errors were sorted, and the pachinkos are working- thanks for the translations, guys!