Come up with a Morrissey Album Tracklist

[Golden E. Pump]

Unfathomable Queerness

1. Vexed and Bemused
2. Vague Air of Sodomy
3. I Can't Seem to Find My Very Angry Mind
4. Ex Nihilis
5. Wanton Buggery
6. Teenage Vegan
7. God Is Not Grated
8. Cottaging for Vagabonds
9. Unfathomable Queerness
10. Don't Tell Me I Can't Have What I Don't Need

[Shit Good Nose]

Morrissey Live(s) In America

Recorded during his 2019 tour of the US

1 - Lithium Withdrawal (Manic Suicide)



and that's it.

[Rolf Lundgren]

A Most Sincere Disease

1. Mind Your Own Business and I'll Mind Mine
2. Land of Ambitious Ruin
3. How Can You Answer Me With That Tone in Your Voice?
4. Oh Binman
5. God, it's cold in here
5. It Was All A Terrible Misunderstanding
6. Terrors in Jeans
7. I've Told You Once and I Shan't Tell You Again
8. Peter, you're forgiven
9. Last Game at the Backgammon Table
10. Hesitation is My Only Sin
11. I Really Shouldn't Be Here (But I've Nowhere Else To Go)

[Quincey]

Travels Around Fred's Anus (2013)

1. That Hard Bit That Feels Like Rubber
2. Hairs Coated In Dried Turds
3. Scar From The Only Time He Tried Spanking
4. Veins Like Stilton Cheese
5. Whiter Than Dover Cliffs
6. That's Where My Easter 1992 Werther's Original Went

[Sgt. Duckie]

Cover Me in Christmas: by Morrissey (2016)

1.   Crawling Home Through Broken Glass this Christmas
2.   Mistletoe and Whine
3.   The Fairytale of York's Homeless Community
4.   Christmas Time (Don't touch my Bell-End!)
5.   Have Yourself a Dreary Little Christmas
6.   Santa Claus is Coming to Clowne
7.   Shite Christmas*
8.   Last Christmas (before the doctors pull the plug on me)
9.   The 12 Steps of Christmas
10. Reindeer Got Run Over By a Grandma
11. Rocking and Shaking my Fucking Cold Turkey Arse Off Alone Around the Undecorated Christmas Tree

*featuring Alexander Armstrong.

[buttgammon]

The Queen is Still Alive (Unfortunately) (2017)

1. I Can't Remember the Last Time I Had a Curry
2. My Arsehole Needs the Cream (I Forgot the Prescription)
3. Junk Mail
4. Don't Stop Me if I Buy a Burger
5. Meat Can, in Some Cases, Technically be Considered Manslaughter
6. Falconry on a Balcony
7. My Boyfriend has a Nut Allergy (Do Not Open That Bag)
8. Chinaman in an Abattoir
9. For the Man Who Fixed My Sink
10. Irish Blood, English Breakfast Tea

[Thomas]

I'm Rather Late to this Thread

1. Butterside Down on a Street in This Town
2. PETA, You've Lost the News
3. Well-Hanged
4. UK Independence Palare
5. Desert Island Cyst
6. Daily Male Reader
7. Irish Blood, Red, White, and Blue Brexit
8. Suedehead (reissue)
9. Suedehead (remastered reissue)
10. Suedehead (live)

[thecuriousorange]

Under the Tutelage of Ghouls (2019)

Indian spices are calling you home
Mentor of the agressors
Oh Oscar, you are a dear!
PE teacher's arrest shocked the village
Bertha's bathtime Brexit
Come into my boudoir
Operation Me-tree

[holyzombiejesus]

1. There's a Question I've been Meaning to Ask You
2. They Found Him in the Stairwell
3. Not Raving but Frowning
4. But Why Must You Be So Very Pretty?
5. It Was the Worst of Times, It Was the Worst of Times
6. And Now, Over to Daniel
7. There's Enough Here For the Two Of Us
8. Don't Correct Me If I'm Wrong
9. And I'll Gladly Press The Button Myself
10.  Sorry, Sissy Boy, But Your Time Is Up

[Glebe]

VINYL RECORD SIDE ONE

1. I Have Decided to Embrace Toulouse
2. Chinese, Japanese...
3. The Cats of Los Angeles
4. Them Mexians are Cute
5. My Ivory Tower, Packed with Cats

VINYL RECORD SIDE TWO

1. Your Revolution is a Pointless Frippery
2. We're All in the Gutter
3. My Increasing Irrelevance is Proof of Genius
4. Another Tragedy, But What About the Animals?
5. I Turn My Nose Up at Your Foolish Doings

Copyright 2017 Sony-Columbus Recording Multinational

Recorded in America by Pete Waterman

Morrissey - The Voice
Seasick Steve - The Guitar Playing
Bootsy Collins - Bass Mumblings
Dave Grohl - Guest Percussions

BONUS JAPANESE DOWNLOAD: Ooh, So Ambiguous in Your Soccer Pants!

[Huxleys Babkins]

Unfortunately Primula (2017)

1) Why Didn't You Tell Me? (He Can't Have Milk)
2) Dissenting Gerald
3) Batteries? The Crisis!
4) My Fat Mum's Chest Infection
5) Wet Off The Index Book (Autumn/Winter 1992, Page 376)
6) Bill Murray? Bill Murray.
7) Hold The Bacon, Defy The Egg
8) Couldn't Be Bothered To Shower For Whitsun
9) Put Your Blouse On Beryl, The Postman Needs A Signature

[New Jack]

Carnivore Holocaust

1. I Like The Sound of My Own Voice
2. Pick Me Up At 5, Dad
3. Gawky Checkout Belle
4. No More Biscuits Left For Me
5. Backing Band Required
6. Sister In a Layby
7. Devious, Truculent, True
8. What's It Got to Do With You?
9. The Bumper Falls Off
10. This Charming Man 2

[Ferris]

Bumping this because I think it's hilarious.



The Smiths
"In Times Of Peace"
(1988 [c] Parlophone)

Side A

1. In Times Of Peace
2. First Of The PTA To Die
3. Sheikh, Rattle, And Roll
4. Business As Usual
5. The Working Wounded
6. Any Other Day

Side B

7. My Brother's Keeper
8. Forecourt Falsetto
9. Vibrations
10. Peter Shilton Dreams Of Ibiza
11. In Times Of Peace (Reprise)

12. Could We Really Do It Ever Again? (Japan bonus release)

Morrissey - "The record's about life, and death - about everything, and also nothing. About Clive's commute to collect his giro, and Gina's bathroom-mirror fawning about Hollywood from her bedsit in Levenshulme. It should be taken seriously, but not literally; as any piece of art should."
- The NME, November 1988

[JohnnyCouncil]

EP
Nursery Crime
Mysoginistic Rex*
King Charlie's Voicemail
Le Pen (is mightier)
All my heroes
Gibbering wreak
Mexican't

*stolen from this board

[Chairman Bodog]

I want these tables turning (from a letter with my name)
I have become diligent in my search for occult bonding.
I have learned to teleport as a fiddling fit clothing cospending my pits and my bro locks.
I have, in the most cold and calculable way, earned my right to choose a weekend juice.

[Howj Begg]

Low in High School (2017)

My Love, I'd Do Anything For You
I Wish You Lonely
Jacky's Only Happy When She's Up On The Stage
Home Is A Question Mark
Spent The Day In Bed
I Bury The Living
In Your Lap
The Girl From Tel-Aviv Who Wouldn't Kneel
All The Young People Must Fall In Love
When You Open Your Legs
Who Will Protect Us From The Police
Israel


Suitably ludicrous, I trust.

[Cheesewogg]

Album: 'Euclid Lived in Euston'

Track list:
1. Only ever Paddy
2. Little Durham Boy
3. Legally Tender
4. Eff Your Heifer
5. Lamppost pillory
6. Go on, drop your drawers.
7. String Vestibule
8. Hunk of an Uncle
9. Colder than my Shoulder

[JoeyBananaduck]

Wondering if people genuinely aren't aware that Howj just posted Morrissey's actual new album tracklist there. To be fair, he's reached enough of a level of wallowing in stagnant self-parody that it's almost beyond parody.

[weekender]

Why isn't this in HS Art?

Fun fact I learned today: The Actor Neil Morrissey has had more number 1 singles in the UK (2) than The Singer Steven Morrissey (0), thanks to the former's sterling singing work as Bob The Builder.

Bonus points to the first person who names Bob The Builder's second number 1.

[Vodka Margarine]

Bonus points to the first person who names Bob The Builder's second number 1.

It was The Boiler, wasn't it?

[Ferris]

Wondering if people genuinely aren't aware that Howj just posted Morrissey's actual new album tracklist there. To be fair, he's reached enough of a level of wallowing in stagnant self-parody that it's almost beyond parody.

I actually had to look that up. Wow. Well played.

[newbridge]

Morrissey - My Age Is Not the Answer (2019)

1. Light Through My Window
2. Blush
3. Dogs in Love
4. Mother Mary, Why Hath God Given Me Testicles?
5. Hang the DJ's Barber Too
6. I Spit on Your Grave
7. Hello, Children
8. Billy the Wombat

[Ferris]

The Smiths

"Can The End Come Sooner"

Parlophone (R) [1992]

Side A

1 - Can The End Come Sooner (Please Please Please)
2 - Hubcap Of My Heart
3 - If The Shoe Fits (Wear It)
4 - Wreckage
5 - Walter Waltzes On Wednesdays

Side B

6 - Lemmings In Leominster
7 - Animals (Are Not The Only Fruit)
8 - Knives Out For Nigel
9 - Once In Guadeloupe
10 - Adirondacks
11 - Please Please Please Return To Me [Slight Reprise]

[newbridge]

Morrissey - My Age Is Not the Answer (2019)

1. Light Through My Window
2. Blush
3. Dogs in Love
4. Mother Mary, Why Hath God Given Me Testicles?
5. Hang the DJ's Barber Too
6. I Spit on Your Grave
7. Hello, Children
8. Billy the Wombat

Japanese bonus tracks:

9. There's a Genie in the Cowshed
10. A Constipated Heart (Live from the Golan Heights)

[Ray Travez]

It was The Boiler, wasn't it?

Yeah, great track!

Bob the boiler!
Can he fix it?
Bob the boiler!
[prolonged screaming]

[Fisher Goes Berserk]

Bumping this thread because it's amazing, and also because he's spouted a whole new load of shite this week.

Idiot Nephew, 2019

Cancer Never Really Came a-Calling
Hispanic Hole
Le Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword
Old Man, Failing
You Can't Even Say Christmas Any More
Rebellious Scots Crush
The Day My Cat Absconded
Corner Shop Conniption
Pretending That I Like Vaginas Too
Vera Versus Leerer
Christ, I Could Murder A Steak
Free Tommy Robinson

[non capisco]

1. Send 'Em All Back
2. I Hate Brown People
3. I've Always Been A Racist, Why Are You Surprised?
4. Blah Blah Blah I'm A Cunt
5. More Boring Shit Coming Out Of My Prick Mouth Sung In That One Melody I Can Do
6. I Think Nigel Farage Is Good Actually, Not An Arsehole Like You Thought, Because I Am An Impossibly Tedious Div
7. A Bigot You Say? Well Am I Or Aren't I? Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho (Obviously I Am)
8. Someone Once Told Non Capisco There Was A Section Of The Smiths Biography 'The Severed Alliance' Dealing With Morrissey Arguing With Mike Joyce Because Joyce Kept On Wanting To Watch 'He-Man' On The Tourbus But There Wasn't. I, I Mean He, Read The Whole Fucking Book Waiting For This He-Man Anecdote And It Never Came, What An Oddly Specific Thing To Lie About
9. I Voted Leave And There's Still Loads Of Nig Nogs About, Shouldn't They Have Left By Now?
10. Lantern Jawed Pillock In A Coma, I Wish, I Wish, It Was Serious.
11. To Clear Things Up Once And For All, I Am Definitely A Racist
12. The Vengabus Is Coming (cover)

[Fisher Goes Berserk]

Johnny Who? EP, 2020

I'd Recognise That Anus Anywhere
Sore Thumbs in Tower Hamlets
Pablo Riding Pedro Like A Pony
Where Were The Parents?

[idunnosomename]

9. I Voted Leave And There's Still Loads Of Nig Nogs About, Shouldn't They Have Left By Now?

This was a good second single, to be fair

[dallasman]

Morrissey - Last Post

Why Are You Still Here?
Being All Regretful And That
Your Incredibly Minor Crimes
Bad Poetry
Your Gourmet Treasures
Anthony Bourdain Dead
Missing Persons Unit Pt 1: Do you reckon you're On A List?
Brighton
Missing Persons Unit Pt 2: They're coming to take you away, ha ha!
Increasingly Common Malapropisms
Peter Stringfellow Touched My Cock
Cunt of the World