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Have we had a jokes thread in a while?

Started by pancreas

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Replies: 565
Views: 102,405

April 13, 2024, 12:43:24 PM
by Dex Sawash

Photography again

Started by Eight Taiwanese Teenagers

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Views: 181,519

February 23, 2024, 05:30:23 PM
by Magnum Valentino

Everyone who doesn't post in this thread wins!

Started by Glebe

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Views: 2

Today at 12:22:13 AM
by Glebe

The last person to post in this thread wins

Started by popcorn

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Views: 886

Today at 12:17:27 AM
by selectivememory

popcorn aiming to be "tops of the pops".

Started by Glebe

Replies: 2
Views: 54

Today at 12:09:05 AM
by Glebe

Merry Hell (comic) (new thread)

Started by madhair60

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Views: 28,287

Yesterday at 11:23:22 PM
by madhair60

Oh, why's that then popcorn?

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by Glebe

Yeehaw! I'm a Big Texas Genie! I grant yee ass three wishes!

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by Ferris

Has anyone seen my racist dogwhistle

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Views: 233

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by Theoretical Dentist

Mutton Fund being kept in escrow.

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by Glebe

LEGEND GARY PART TWO

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by Glebe

most hauntological post in this thread wins

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Views: 545

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by Glebe

Desopotamia 8: Lament for Enkidu

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by Glebe

Things your dad is still doing.

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by Glebe

big arrogant twat on holiday frying sausages for everyones breakfast

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by Goldentony

The Third One (That’s all I got)

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by touchingcloth

The first person to post who has never posted in HS Art before WINS

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April 23, 2024, 11:59:59 PM
by Ferris

someone's pooed up the corpse chute, all the way up it, vertical

Started by Goldentony

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April 23, 2024, 09:55:52 PM
by Goldentony

Let us count all of the bears in the world

Started by ros vulgaris

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Views: 320

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by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Cursed Mugs

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by buttgammon

Marlene watches from the wall

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Views: 124

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by touchingcloth

While he was in Bethany, reclining at the table in the home of Simon the Leper

Started by touchingcloth

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Views: 38

April 23, 2024, 11:52:10 AM
by touchingcloth

the cat’s shit on your gorguts obscura t shirt mate

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

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Views: 41

April 23, 2024, 08:02:28 AM
by dontpaintyourteeth

mate 2001

Started by Senior Baiano

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Views: 228

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by shoulders

SERIAL KILLER BLAMES 'CANCEL CULTURE' FOR CONVICTION

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by Theoretical Dentist

The Bestsmelling Author

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by Midas

bloke who calls swimming 'a dip'

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Views: 44

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by Glebe

Alan Is Morissette

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Views: 141

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by Russ L

mate full metal jacket

Started by Glebe

Replies: 24
Views: 412

April 22, 2024, 08:02:27 PM
by The Bumlord

most hauntological white dog shits you’ve seen

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 0
Views: 41

April 22, 2024, 12:55:02 PM
by dontpaintyourteeth

Get your motor runnin', shag my fucking arsehole

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 3
Views: 90

April 22, 2024, 12:12:00 PM
by The Bumlord

Oh right... that's how it is, is it?

Started by Scarlett Tangible

Replies: 4
Views: 116

April 22, 2024, 07:57:10 AM
by Gob Shine Algorithm

WELCOME TO SLUTBURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Started by madhair60

Replies: 15
Views: 221

April 21, 2024, 10:17:32 PM
by PlanktonSideburns

Imagine if instead of saying potatoes you said

Started by shiftwork2

Replies: 16
Views: 170

April 21, 2024, 10:15:56 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

walking into someone's house, sitting down and going "TEA ON"

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 5
Views: 64

April 21, 2024, 09:32:52 PM
by Glebe

walking up to someone in the middle of a park at night and going "nice place you

Started by Video Game Fan 2000

Replies: 0
Views: 41

April 21, 2024, 04:01:23 PM
by Video Game Fan 2000

walking into someone’s house and going “nice place you got here”

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

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Views: 188

April 21, 2024, 03:31:44 PM
by Ferris

Steven Tyler visits the psychologists'

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Views: 80

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by PlanktonSideburns

Making love to a sarcophagus with a pack of Gitanes behind my ear

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Views: 81

April 20, 2024, 11:32:35 PM
by Pink Gregory

Alanis Morrissey

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by Spudgun

Chris Morrissey

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Views: 99

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by Ferris

Alanis Chris Morrisette

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Views: 109

April 20, 2024, 12:07:27 PM
by Senior Baiano

mate alanis morissette

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

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Views: 227

April 20, 2024, 11:40:17 AM
by idunnosomename

Every arse you shag

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

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Views: 130

April 20, 2024, 11:14:55 AM
by Senior Baiano

mate demiurge

Started by Video Game Fan 2000

Replies: 4
Views: 116

April 20, 2024, 09:06:06 AM
by GoblinAhFuckScary

Where’s your cousin? He’s not in Newton bloody Abbot, is he?

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 8
Views: 155

April 20, 2024, 08:12:48 AM
by dontpaintyourteeth

New POWER ELECTRONICS bands

Started by Cleveland Steamer

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Replies: 52
Views: 668

April 20, 2024, 02:31:10 AM
by Theoretical Dentist

Mike Harris

Started by poo

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Views: 227

April 19, 2024, 07:01:44 PM
by Glebe

I mate prince Phillip at a charity do once

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 6
Views: 121

April 19, 2024, 06:50:38 PM
by Ferris

Square nob, round bumhole

Started by popcorn

Replies: 16
Views: 163

April 19, 2024, 03:21:59 PM
by popcorn

WEEKEND MEET UP

Started by Gob Shine Algorithm

Replies: 0
Views: 51

April 19, 2024, 01:08:40 PM
by Gob Shine Algorithm

The last person to post PISSCHRIST in this thread wins

Started by Cleveland Steamer

Replies: 0
Views: 64

April 18, 2024, 10:20:02 PM
by Cleveland Steamer

Mate PISSCHRIST

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 20
Views: 258

April 18, 2024, 06:36:52 PM
by Video Game Fan 2000

Whomsoever doesn't post in this thread wins!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 6
Views: 99

April 18, 2024, 09:50:56 AM
by pancreas

mate karamazov

Started by Senior Baiano

Replies: 3
Views: 124

April 18, 2024, 09:08:21 AM
by Senior Baiano