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You have to help me! Monkey Harris is going to break my legs

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 2
Views: 132

November 27, 2022, 03:21:05 PM
by dontpaintyourteeth

GET IN THE BALL FORMANTIS

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 2
Views: 116

November 27, 2022, 03:05:59 PM
by Glebe

new CaB poster idea

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Replies: 10
Views: 374

November 27, 2022, 02:47:03 PM
by ollyboro

this is the story of the harry kane, the man the authorities came to blame

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 2
Views: 168

November 27, 2022, 02:19:22 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

'TIT ROCK'

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 3
Views: 197

November 27, 2022, 12:45:42 PM
by Glebe

Tips for developing a funereal pallor

Started by Midas

Replies: 6
Views: 252

November 27, 2022, 12:17:22 PM
by first skeleton on mars

New perspective on the patriarchy

Started by pancreas

Replies: 3
Views: 177

November 27, 2022, 10:51:05 AM
by Replies From View

Leg day - Porthcawl

Started by poo

Replies: 0
Views: 121

November 27, 2022, 09:52:05 AM
by poo

calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 4
Views: 174

November 27, 2022, 08:45:32 AM
by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Fred Dibnah wrestling Bradley Walsh

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 3
Views: 137

November 27, 2022, 12:52:44 AM
by itsfredtitmus

New show 'Cunt this down a ravine'

Started by shoulders

Replies: 5
Views: 324

November 26, 2022, 11:06:25 PM
by shoulders

UK appoints new Prime Minister

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 1
Views: 128

November 26, 2022, 08:38:24 PM
by Captain Z

Ultimate Muscle

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 0
Views: 114

November 26, 2022, 07:21:06 PM
by RetroRobot

Fart updates

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 1
Views: 88

November 26, 2022, 07:11:19 PM
by RetroRobot

Fred dibnah shoving a ladder in your arse and climbing up

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 249

November 26, 2022, 03:34:38 PM
by Jittlebags

Which on of these do you think is ‘in da muthafuckin’ house’?

Started by poo

Replies: 4
Views: 194

November 26, 2022, 03:11:52 PM
by Replies From View

Wouldn't it be better to just have a shit mate

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 6
Views: 233

November 26, 2022, 02:31:30 PM
by Replies From View

Here mate you use an extractor fan for cum

Started by shoulders

Replies: 2
Views: 136

November 26, 2022, 02:29:59 PM
by Replies From View

Pull day - Aberdare Park

Started by poo

Replies: 3
Views: 170

November 26, 2022, 11:23:23 AM
by anton dick

ARSE SLINGER

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 3
Views: 185

November 26, 2022, 04:06:24 AM
by Midas

go go, dick! stick it in the dom!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 116

November 26, 2022, 01:05:11 AM
by itsfredtitmus

jeff lynne looks like he fucking reeks

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 172

November 26, 2022, 12:26:06 AM
by madhair60

Names

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 3
Views: 143

November 25, 2022, 08:16:46 PM
by shoulders

I know who's getting cancelled next

Started by curiousoranges

Replies: 0
Views: 106

November 25, 2022, 07:48:16 PM
by curiousoranges

Who’s eaten all the stales?

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 10
Views: 251

November 25, 2022, 07:21:23 PM
by Replies From View

Replies true face revealed!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 2
Views: 163

November 25, 2022, 12:45:20 PM
by Glebe

A toblerone of your dad wanking

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 92

November 25, 2022, 12:13:43 PM
by Replies From View

Win a facsimile of yourself made entirely of mouldy bread

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 3
Views: 158

November 25, 2022, 10:44:11 AM
by Glebe

How many layers of clothing must a man take off when he needs to have a shit

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 5
Views: 219

November 25, 2022, 10:37:08 AM
by Glebe

Please cascade to all teams

Started by The Bardney Sugar Factory

Replies: 0
Views: 98

November 25, 2022, 10:18:49 AM
by The Bardney Sugar Factory

Eely Dan

Started by The Bardney Sugar Factory

Replies: 1
Views: 136

November 25, 2022, 10:01:34 AM
by The Bardney Sugar Factory

Theyyyy’re gonna put me in the movies

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 4
Views: 145

November 25, 2022, 08:22:02 AM
by Replies From View

Velvet Underground

Started by Pink Gregory

Replies: 0
Views: 118

November 25, 2022, 08:21:48 AM
by Pink Gregory

You have seen for yourself Keith Floyd drinking wine at Fred Dibnah

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
Views: 91

November 25, 2022, 06:56:19 AM
by Replies From View

nicolynn fucking shoot the candle off my head

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 102

November 25, 2022, 05:09:45 AM
by itsfredtitmus

I see that portly ghost is still chipping away at next door's chimney

Started by Midas

Replies: 6
Views: 166

November 25, 2022, 04:45:23 AM
by Midas

Fred Dibnah has been observed trying to build a traction engine in HELL

Started by Midas

Replies: 4
Views: 184

November 25, 2022, 04:31:23 AM
by Midas

What do you reckon Columbo smelled of

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 15
Views: 486

November 25, 2022, 04:10:42 AM
by Midas

Why isn't the past tense of cum, cam?

Started by shiftwork2

Replies: 4
Views: 189

November 25, 2022, 12:26:04 AM
by Ray Travez

W.B. Yeets.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 99

November 24, 2022, 11:45:13 PM
by Glebe

Me cago en la leche

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 0
Views: 88

November 24, 2022, 11:40:08 PM
by touchingcloth

David Mitchell except he's actually David Mitchell

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 11
Views: 511

November 24, 2022, 10:53:13 PM
by touchingcloth

You brought in the new year watching abandoned engineering

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 7
Views: 301

November 24, 2022, 09:49:44 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Onslow, Sweet Chariot

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 0
Views: 97

November 24, 2022, 09:30:53 PM
by dontpaintyourteeth

That’s a lovely photo that of nan taking her last breath pop it in the album

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 104

November 24, 2022, 09:14:02 PM
by itsfredtitmus

The Onslow Diet Book

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 4
Views: 195

November 24, 2022, 08:57:43 PM
by The Bardney Sugar Factory

The Curious Incident of the Dad in the Night-Time

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 97

November 24, 2022, 08:47:42 PM
by Replies From View

Your cockateil has oil all over its feathers please clean it

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 111

November 24, 2022, 06:32:41 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Anyone want a quick game of Rayman: German Cucumber?

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 4
Views: 165

November 24, 2022, 04:56:55 PM
by dontpaintyourteeth

people you reckon have a better quality of life in death

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 187

November 24, 2022, 04:11:35 PM
by Midas

I suggest you go away, get a few years of wanking under your belt

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
Views: 190

November 24, 2022, 03:44:38 PM
by Replies From View

the friends of eddie yeats

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 123

November 24, 2022, 03:38:09 PM
by dontpaintyourteeth

Lets hear your best voms

Started by Pink Gregory

Replies: 10
Views: 337

November 24, 2022, 02:58:23 PM
by Jittlebags

Replies is a terrible person!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 3
Views: 171

November 24, 2022, 01:29:40 PM
by Glebe

Think i might catch up on that comic done by madhair but now that I've forgotten

Started by Dex Sawash

Replies: 1
Views: 120

November 24, 2022, 12:46:50 PM
by Dex Sawash