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Replies: 3
Views: 131

November 20, 2022, 08:03:24 PM
by Midas

Wombat bed time

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Views: 215

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by The Bardney Sugar Factory

me dad killed me rabbit and fed it to me so you know what i did

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Views: 113

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by itsfredtitmus

Anus.

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Replies: 1
Views: 144

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by BlodwynPig

Add Monkey Harris to a TV show

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Replies: 5
Views: 261

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by Fambo Number Mive

You don't have to be crazy to post here...

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 113

November 20, 2022, 04:36:18 PM
by Glebe

Ian Botham is examining his birth certificate for the first ever time

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 12
Views: 420

November 20, 2022, 04:32:53 PM
by Glebe

the chasers shitting down a pipe into bradley walsh's mouth

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Views: 653

November 20, 2022, 04:25:46 PM
by Glebe

Panic over! The World Cup is happening in Quasar this year

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
Views: 127

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by Glebe

Rimmer off Red Dwarf makes sensational claim about Monkey Harris

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 1
Views: 135

November 20, 2022, 04:06:26 PM
by Glebe

popcorn has escaped!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 2
Views: 165

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by Glebe

Nan's passport

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 4
Views: 159

November 20, 2022, 03:19:22 PM
by RetroRobot

anyone remember when the bits n bobs comfymobile picked up some dogshit

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 165

November 20, 2022, 03:18:40 PM
by Glebe

you can hear the roar theme tune on the living room telly

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 103

November 20, 2022, 03:13:34 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Why do you refer to pensioners as 'pants shitters'? They have a name you know?

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 120

November 20, 2022, 02:59:46 PM
by RetroRobot

RHINO FROM JAMES AND THE GIANT PRACH FINALLY OPENS UP ABOUT ITS CRIMES

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 0
Views: 93

November 20, 2022, 02:56:45 PM
by RetroRobot

Peeing in the infinity pool

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Views: 207

November 20, 2022, 01:37:53 PM
by Glebe

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Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

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Views: 169

November 20, 2022, 09:23:02 AM
by Glebe

hey johnny ive gotta have to stop playing for a minute and clean my cock

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 116

November 20, 2022, 12:02:31 AM
by itsfredtitmus

you enter a large room filled with hard drives full of bestiality and child porn

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 165

November 19, 2022, 06:05:14 PM
by bgmnts

First things first, as they say

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 4
Views: 193

November 19, 2022, 11:48:32 AM
by Replies From View

Computer says there is a 99.99% probability painting is a real Renoir

Started by first skeleton on mars

Replies: 2
Views: 145

November 19, 2022, 10:46:05 AM
by Glebe

Smouldering burnt-out bumhole

Started by idunnosomename

Replies: 1
Views: 134

November 19, 2022, 09:52:10 AM
by Glebe

why is it controversial to wank during children in need?

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 9
Views: 303

November 19, 2022, 09:42:43 AM
by Glebe

400 barbers die every year at the hands of their customers

Started by pancreas

Replies: 7
Views: 323

November 19, 2022, 09:34:34 AM
by Replies From View

People Are Asking For Help To Identify Strange Objects They Found

Started by popcorn

Replies: 4
Views: 187

November 18, 2022, 06:27:23 PM
by popcorn

Groups of three things routinely bundled together

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 7
Views: 248

November 18, 2022, 05:24:11 PM
by Glebe

North Face™ Gilet

Started by shoulders

Replies: 7
Views: 226

November 18, 2022, 04:34:55 PM
by Glebe

Jacob The Putrid Fascias and Soffits

Started by shoulders

Replies: 3
Views: 156

November 18, 2022, 03:53:55 PM
by pancreas

Glebe Industries™ nuclear missiles!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 16
Views: 346

November 18, 2022, 01:25:15 PM
by Glebe

popcorn preparing to leave the forum!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 5
Views: 486

November 18, 2022, 01:20:24 PM
by Glebe

How do you begin to process, to comprehend,

Started by poo

Replies: 3
Views: 218

November 18, 2022, 11:57:42 AM
by pancreas

Newly discovered Kafka works

Started by shoulders

Replies: 11
Views: 463

November 18, 2022, 11:33:09 AM
by first skeleton on mars

sez its just a flu that we all need to get over

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 178

November 18, 2022, 09:30:36 AM
by Glebe

PoonGully

Started by shoulders

Replies: 3
Views: 176

November 18, 2022, 09:12:18 AM
by Glebe

What must Doctor Who seem like to a football fan

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 153

November 18, 2022, 09:04:11 AM
by Glebe

Qavanagh KC

Started by Ian Drunken Smurf

Replies: 1
Views: 126

November 18, 2022, 09:00:46 AM
by Glebe

music you can't be arsed listening to

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 4
Views: 225

November 18, 2022, 08:43:58 AM
by dontpaintyourteeth

infinite monkey harris theorem

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 4
Views: 205

November 18, 2022, 08:43:56 AM
by Fambo Number Mive

dogshit all over the dance floor and bextor's trying to avoid stamping in it

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 168

November 18, 2022, 01:50:10 AM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 5
Views: 258

November 17, 2022, 11:59:21 PM
by RetroRobot

burn this godforsaken dancefloor house down THERES DOGSHIT EVERYWHERE

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 108

November 17, 2022, 11:02:14 PM
by itsfredtitmus

fe-fi-fo FUN FOR ME

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 129

November 17, 2022, 10:15:14 PM
by itsfredtitmus

They weren’t playing golf on the moon, you callous fucks

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 146

November 17, 2022, 10:06:14 PM
by Replies From View

This is big, this is really big.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 4
Views: 180

November 17, 2022, 09:51:57 PM
by Replies From View

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's ARSE.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 6
Views: 204

November 17, 2022, 08:24:39 PM
by Replies From View

Glebe officially the "saddest person on the forum".

Started by Glebe

Replies: 28
Views: 640

November 17, 2022, 08:22:21 PM
by GoblinAhFuckScary

Ringo Starr Death Threats

Started by Ferris

Replies: 16
Views: 473

November 17, 2022, 05:31:05 PM
by kalowski

this angle gives a better perspective of the height of my wank mag stash

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 151

November 17, 2022, 05:25:40 PM
by Glebe

what's your excuse this time then

Started by first skeleton on mars

Replies: 1
Views: 109

November 17, 2022, 04:02:50 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Gary Sparrow Loves to Fuck

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 1
Views: 138

November 17, 2022, 02:58:27 PM
by Famous Mortimer

I've just done >1000 poorly batched RPCs

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 5
Views: 237

November 17, 2022, 02:10:12 PM
by Ferris

Your arse is being procedurally generated

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 6
Views: 200

November 17, 2022, 01:41:06 PM
by Glebe

The Auteurs - Unsolved Child Molestation

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 111

November 17, 2022, 01:39:02 PM
by Glebe

The Punch and Judy man from hi de hi is unquestionably a child molester

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 4
Views: 148

November 17, 2022, 01:11:42 PM
by itsfredtitmus