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where did you go, Victor Meldrew?

Started by MrsWarboysLover

Replies: 5
Views: 225

November 04, 2022, 05:32:29 PM
by Glebe

Stay on the line please

Started by shiftwork2

Replies: 2
Views: 174

November 04, 2022, 05:28:08 PM
by Glebe

well that escalated quickly

Started by MrsWarboysLover

Replies: 3
Views: 203

November 04, 2022, 05:26:29 PM
by Glebe

Daria is my name.

Started by popcorn

Replies: 1
Views: 146

November 04, 2022, 05:22:29 PM
by Glebe

Mort Sahl Goes Skiing

Started by The Bardney Sugar Factory

Replies: 1
Views: 152

November 04, 2022, 02:29:05 PM
by dontpaintyourteeth

your mother is so old that she "should know"

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 262

November 04, 2022, 10:24:15 AM
by MrsWarboysLover

FANSTASHY WRRRLD DIFZZY

Started by The Bardney Sugar Factory

Replies: 7
Views: 251

November 04, 2022, 07:56:54 AM
by Replies From View

these dreams go on when I close the door

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 3
Views: 197

November 04, 2022, 05:05:16 AM
by Replies From View

Do one mate.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 4
Views: 178

November 04, 2022, 12:46:32 AM
by canadagoose

What happened to Duncan Goodhew?

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 116

November 04, 2022, 12:11:05 AM
by Glebe

ARSE BANDITS! ARSE NONSENSE!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 3
Views: 167

November 04, 2022, 12:10:19 AM
by Glebe

no we're not having anymore computers built from scratch in this house

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 148

November 03, 2022, 11:40:13 PM
by Glebe

Fancy a cuppa?

Started by Glebe

Replies: 4
Views: 186

November 03, 2022, 11:37:54 PM
by Glebe

REPLIES HAS NO EYES.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 15
Views: 847

November 03, 2022, 11:33:38 PM
by Glebe

fucked with tha

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 0
Views: 102

November 03, 2022, 10:59:11 PM
by Goldentony

he built it from scratch

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 96

November 03, 2022, 10:48:44 PM
by itsfredtitmus

you look like harry nilsson in alcohol withdrawal

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 6
Views: 172

November 03, 2022, 10:34:49 PM
by bgmnts

giving steve ignorant an answering phone was a fucking mistake

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 4
Views: 165

November 03, 2022, 10:30:38 PM
by Glebe

princes diana's canned tuna, 4real and dresses just so vengeful

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 179

November 03, 2022, 10:26:21 PM
by Glebe

Sir Crummethy Bum

Started by idunnosomename

Replies: 3
Views: 161

November 03, 2022, 10:10:11 PM
by Glebe

SHOVE YOUR PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE UP YOUR ARSE

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 89

November 03, 2022, 09:59:04 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Garden bears

Started by Vodkafone

Replies: 3
Views: 146

November 03, 2022, 09:56:11 PM
by Glebe

LICE to meet you!

Started by Midas

Replies: 5
Views: 177

November 03, 2022, 09:54:37 PM
by Glebe

Pedo wars

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 180

November 03, 2022, 09:12:13 PM
by canadagoose

Gotta be honest I'm having a bad time

Started by Crenners

Replies: 17
Views: 688

November 03, 2022, 06:04:17 PM
by Crenners

POWER FORCE

Started by GMTV

Replies: 0
Views: 82

November 03, 2022, 02:53:07 PM
by GMTV

ON ONE

Started by shoulders

Replies: 1
Views: 99

November 03, 2022, 01:52:35 PM
by madhair60

Granny, I got the job!

Started by Twit 2

Replies: 4
Views: 205

November 03, 2022, 01:43:08 PM
by curiousoranges

Coblins

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 3
Views: 161

November 03, 2022, 11:24:20 AM
by pancreas

I can feel the wind of change blowing in the air tonight

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 2
Views: 177

November 03, 2022, 09:06:24 AM
by dontpaintyourteeth

in star track the gold robot is called see-through-p-nis

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 3
Views: 181

November 03, 2022, 05:30:32 AM
by Replies From View

Most quintessential humpkin?

Started by Glebe

Replies: 2
Views: 143

November 03, 2022, 12:48:35 AM
by Glebe

Have this lock pick mate.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 6
Views: 190

November 03, 2022, 12:40:19 AM
by Glebe

you lot continue this cbbc adventure show characde im breaking kayabe

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 6
Views: 184

November 03, 2022, 12:35:41 AM
by Stoneage Dinosaurs

No dogs, no Irish, no goblins

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 1
Views: 89

November 03, 2022, 12:29:12 AM
by Glebe

Bring back Rodders Tuesday

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 1
Views: 83

November 03, 2022, 12:18:45 AM
by Glebe

Can everyone please stop posting the picture of the Lars Ulrich toilet

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 4
Views: 212

November 03, 2022, 12:10:42 AM
by Glebe

ILL HAVE A RICE CAKE THEM ME FISH

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 90

November 02, 2022, 09:15:54 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Paradise punch lemonade

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 88

November 02, 2022, 09:10:07 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Cartesian diver “is going to skirt your knob out”

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 78

November 02, 2022, 08:43:29 PM
by Replies From View

Rude celebrity spoonerisms

Started by Rizla

Replies: 6
Views: 255

November 02, 2022, 08:35:15 PM
by another Mr. Lizard

Dog melt sprinkled with burnt pubes

Started by poo

Replies: 3
Views: 177

November 02, 2022, 01:31:09 PM
by shoulders

The Dirtbox in Your Living Room

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 4
Views: 269

November 02, 2022, 12:49:56 PM
by Replies From View

you fucking PORNOSEXUAL

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 115

November 02, 2022, 07:16:12 AM
by Glebe

Beached love

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 88

November 02, 2022, 06:59:28 AM
by Glebe

Replies thinks the Smurfs are real.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 93

November 02, 2022, 02:49:39 AM
by Glebe

Rodney from Emmerdale: Sexual Athlete

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 1
Views: 123

November 01, 2022, 06:32:42 PM
by Glebe

Jello Biafra and the Bag-Slappers U.K. tour

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

Replies: 1
Views: 130

November 01, 2022, 06:30:04 PM
by Glebe

Testicle Mining Beetles

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 144

November 01, 2022, 06:23:13 PM
by Glebe

1961, sacked at tate & lye because of the evil foreman

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 207

November 01, 2022, 11:03:43 AM
by Replies From View

I'm constantly being sucked off some place!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 1
Views: 149

November 01, 2022, 09:38:34 AM
by dontpaintyourteeth

Homosexual transmission over

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 167

November 01, 2022, 02:52:13 AM
by Glebe

the germans, they bummed our boys

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 176

November 01, 2022, 02:39:19 AM
by Glebe

ignore the embalmed corpse of my father in the corner, get on with the bumming!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 115

November 01, 2022, 12:50:20 AM
by itsfredtitmus

The best UK screaming services

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 1
Views: 130

November 01, 2022, 12:23:50 AM
by Replies From View