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I WANT TO UTILISE YOUR ANUS

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Views: 110

August 08, 2022, 12:56:41 PM
by Replies From View

I avoid your presence

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 87

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by itsfredtitmus

Top Star Wars Moment

Started by RetroRobot

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Views: 275

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Dogs but there's no bollocks

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 6
Views: 285

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by madhair60

The Terminator but there isn't anything

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 9
Views: 276

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by Replies From View

IGNORE

Started by H-O-W-L

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Views: 121

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by shiftwork2

FUCK MY SKULL THEN

Started by itsfredtitmus

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Views: 73

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by itsfredtitmus

ARSEWIPE AND FUCKSNIFF

Started by itsfredtitmus

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by itsfredtitmus

Nice and warm in my bed no one can get me here

Started by itsfredtitmus

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Views: 194

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by itsfredtitmus

Going Grey

Started by Midas

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Views: 204

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by Midas

THE GAPING ANUS, THE ANAL GAPERS???

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 204

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by Glebe

You’re currently in a near drowning state

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 108

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by itsfredtitmus

Oh you’ve got a giant turd lodged in your ear canal

Started by itsfredtitmus

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Views: 174

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by dontpaintyourteeth

Thread about dogs but there's no bollocks but there's no thread

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 0
Views: 95

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by RetroRobot

Bollocks for dogs

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 1
Views: 192

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by RetroRobot

Goodfellas but there's no mafia.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 160

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by Glebe

Robocop (robotic police officer film) but there's no robot or police officer

Started by H-O-W-L

Replies: 1
Views: 124

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by Glebe

A Glebe H.S. Art thread but there’s no Glebe.

Started by dontpaintyourteeth

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Views: 122

August 07, 2022, 09:16:03 PM
by Glebe

Welcome to The Invisible Court where nothing happens!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 8
Views: 237

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by Glebe

hahaha I replaced all your facial features with bellend-wrinkle!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 157

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by dontpaintyourteeth

Query

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 0
Views: 86

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by RetroRobot

The Lord of the Rings but there's no rings.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 5
Views: 174

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by Glebe

Expelled all the bacteria from today’s intake of food from my body!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 191

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by Midas

Hello I’m waiting for someone to adopt me

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 157

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by itsfredtitmus

Avatar 2 but it's Phil Mitchell.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 99

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by Glebe

FIZZY MCFLURRY

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 168

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by Glebe

The Matrix but it doesn't happen.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 559

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by Glebe

popcorn's promised me a special treat!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 5
Views: 166

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by Glebe

KITCHEN MOP BUCKET OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 158

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by Glebe

Gremlins 2 but there's no new batch of gremlins.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 84

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by Glebe

I FLUSHED YOUR MICROWAVE MEAL FOR ONE DOWN THE LAV

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 206

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by Bently Sheds

Jurassic Park but they didn't create dinosaurs.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 1
Views: 98

August 07, 2022, 03:19:13 PM
by Replies From View

Replies is selling all his Stars War figures for 20p each.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 2
Views: 126

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by Glebe

didnt see you there, VAUGELY HUMAN LOOKING COLLECTION OF MATTER

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 161

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by Glebe

Embarrassing PM from Replies!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 117

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by Glebe

No Need to Talk About Kevin

Started by popcorn

Replies: 7
Views: 364

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by Glebe

Graeme Swann Bantz Masterclass

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Views: 138

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by Glebe

Messer Chups, Except With Abigail Cruttenden On Bass

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Views: 92

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by Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Hello lads, nice flat you've got hereAAAAAAARGGGGH

Started by H-O-W-L

Replies: 5
Views: 297

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by Glebe

AAAAAHHHHH he bit me with my own bellend!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 120

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by popcorn

DOOR PROODOONCE

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 1
Views: 119

August 06, 2022, 11:08:58 PM
by Goldentony

I'm sleepy

Started by RetroRobot

Replies: 7
Views: 367

August 06, 2022, 08:08:22 PM
by Glebe

please stop saying i look like a member of the new pornographers

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 7
Views: 206

August 06, 2022, 07:55:12 PM
by Glebe

i dont care i dont care MOTHER GIVE A FUCK IF I COME ROUND HERE

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 83

August 06, 2022, 07:18:06 PM
by itsfredtitmus

How Soon is ARSE?

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 89

August 06, 2022, 04:02:10 PM
by Glebe

why the fuckin hell is phil collins yelling during invisible touch

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 21
Views: 548

August 06, 2022, 03:53:31 PM
by Goldentony

New telescope please

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 5
Views: 278

August 06, 2022, 03:27:10 PM
by Glebe

Perchman Dick Bombey

Started by shoulders

Replies: 1
Views: 181

August 06, 2022, 03:17:14 PM
by Glebe

How do I convince people to love me, politically

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 126

August 06, 2022, 03:14:19 PM
by Glebe

popcorn is such an A-hole.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 2
Views: 135

August 06, 2022, 03:11:05 PM
by Glebe

CCCP JAWS

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 22
Views: 690

August 06, 2022, 03:09:27 PM
by Glebe

the levellers except the lyrics go

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 5
Views: 250

August 06, 2022, 02:21:57 PM
by idunnosomename

Despite all your best efforts to improve yourself, you’re still a CUNT

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 199

August 06, 2022, 02:21:39 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

'srobble' from your last fm acc electric boy by kara!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 111

August 06, 2022, 12:23:46 PM
by itsfredtitmus

BLOKE DISCOVERING NEW MUSIC

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 118

August 06, 2022, 12:03:26 PM
by itsfredtitmus