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Lennon on Wogan (2022)

Started by famethrowa

Replies: 1
Views: 234

June 03, 2022, 07:57:11 PM
by Glebe

smallpox hospital urgently needed

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 7
Views: 457

June 03, 2022, 12:32:21 PM
by The Dog

That bunting you bought, did you put it up yourself?

Started by famethrowa

Replies: 4
Views: 400

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by famethrowa

Darkness On The Edge Of Tom

Started by famethrowa

Replies: 3
Views: 316

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by famethrowa

'Ms Moss …'

Started by pancreas

Replies: 6
Views: 422

June 03, 2022, 10:03:28 AM
by Zero Gravitas

How much bunting

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 3
Views: 268

June 03, 2022, 10:01:56 AM
by Fambo Number Mive

Just stayed in and had a biiiiggg wank

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 9
Views: 514

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by kalowski

You fucking sick cunt, thinking Jaspar could beat Hayley at rockstar tennis!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 308

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by famethrowa

TRIAL OF THE CENTURY

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 3
Views: 407

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by The Bumlord

Multi-Pack Gorgon

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 13
Views: 477

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by Glebe

Ben & Jess.

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Replies: 1
Views: 205

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by famethrowa

Grave Jodhpurs

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 171

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by Replies From View

How do you feel after watching Stoppit and Tidyup?

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Replies: 3
Views: 208

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by Replies From View

WimbleWrong 2022

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Replies: 20
Views: 1,228

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by Famous Mortimer

Your mum’s anus is now in the small print

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 207

June 01, 2022, 08:27:23 PM
by Replies From View

That’s the second time this week you e sent me ttyfgggg

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 120

June 01, 2022, 07:34:02 AM
by itsfredtitmus

Anus

Started by poo

Replies: 1
Views: 188

June 01, 2022, 07:27:45 AM
by Glebe

Arses inside cigarettes? Is that what you like is iit?

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 195

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by Glebe

Mate, you’ve put all the cocks in the fridger-ri-ridge-rator!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 190

June 01, 2022, 07:19:31 AM
by Glebe

The word "fuck" is no longer rude

Started by popcorn

Replies: 3
Views: 251

June 01, 2022, 07:09:20 AM
by Glebe

Break out the bunting!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 3
Views: 210

June 01, 2022, 06:11:57 AM
by Glebe

eating a big dry hot loaf of fucking bread in york and thinking ah world war 2

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 3
Views: 152

June 01, 2022, 01:25:41 AM
by Goldentony

new board game called YOU AREN’T VERY GOOD

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 11
Views: 742

May 31, 2022, 11:34:43 PM
by The Bumlord

just washed that Elvis Presley eiderdown

Started by the science eel

Replies: 1
Views: 193

May 31, 2022, 11:18:11 PM
by GoblinAhFuckScary

Washing machines live longer with

Started by shiftwork2

Replies: 9
Views: 374

May 31, 2022, 11:16:22 PM
by GoblinAhFuckScary

scuse me pete, can you get us some jonathan bags from the shop

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 2
Views: 231

May 31, 2022, 10:57:13 PM
by Glebe

Bungle's jobs

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Replies: 23
Views: 960

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by frajer

Public announcement: Scregg™

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Replies: 10
Views: 579

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by Glebe

IN THE CITY

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Replies: 5
Views: 227

May 31, 2022, 04:49:07 PM
by Stoneage Dinosaurs

BEST OF SIMON COWELL AGAINST MENTALS

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Replies: 3
Views: 461

May 30, 2022, 11:37:45 PM
by GoblinAhFuckScary

Fiatliners

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Replies: 0
Views: 202

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by Replies From View

Ice cream man who can't keep his work life separate from his personal life

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 16
Views: 730

May 30, 2022, 05:57:58 PM
by Huxleys Babkins

TIME GOUT (2013)

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 278

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by Alberon

guy turns up to kids birthday doing WHATS THE FREQUENCY KENNETH dance

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 4
Views: 356

May 29, 2022, 10:02:50 PM
by non capisco

The ultimate bunted crab dance!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 2
Views: 417

May 29, 2022, 08:47:53 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Common abbreviations

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 0
Views: 166

May 29, 2022, 08:21:49 PM
by Fambo Number Mive

Replies, stop burying your head in the sand!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 237

May 29, 2022, 08:04:37 PM
by Glebe

90s irish girl groups looking like their fathers (and also fighting like them)

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Replies: 6
Views: 455

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by Glebe

Cookdandboobd.

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Replies: 15
Views: 900

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by Glebe

GUMS LIKE THUMBS

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Replies: 1
Views: 205

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by Glebe

Your Wikipedia mission for the weekend

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Replies: 24
Views: 581

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by PlanktonSideburns

Do you know what really grinds my gears?

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 0
Views: 243

May 29, 2022, 05:55:13 PM
by touchingcloth

“Gilroy”

Started by Huxleys Babkins

Replies: 6
Views: 468

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by Glebe

PLUG IT IN INSTRUCTION MANUAL

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 265

May 29, 2022, 05:28:06 AM
by Glebe

Make that funny sound with your bellend again!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 5
Views: 290

May 28, 2022, 10:30:45 PM
by Glebe

'Glyn Valley' Artificial Grass

Started by poo

Replies: 12
Views: 910

May 28, 2022, 08:36:35 PM
by ImmaculateClump

ur mate SHAUNED BEEF HASH has joined a fascist far right party to comedic effect

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 201

May 28, 2022, 08:08:57 PM
by Glebe

there's things I haven't told you I go out late at night

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 184

May 28, 2022, 04:00:50 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Shipwreck drill everyone! Remember: women and children last!!

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 367

May 28, 2022, 06:23:32 AM
by Replies From View

there may be a david in your house

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
Views: 321

May 28, 2022, 05:55:24 AM
by Glebe

REPLIES CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE 16:00-22:00.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 1
Views: 333

May 27, 2022, 11:06:14 PM
by Glebe

I hate your pet snake and/or spider/rat please get a proper pet

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 9
Views: 531

May 27, 2022, 06:57:53 PM
by Glebe

Steve Coogan has a go at DR. LACK OF ABILITY TO VERBALISE LANGUAGE

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 223

May 27, 2022, 01:07:52 PM
by itsfredtitmus

Alan Pooh

Started by shoulders

Replies: 6
Views: 279

May 27, 2022, 05:56:44 AM
by Pink Gregory

Imagine an alternate reality where 'fucked' means 'cooked' and vice versa

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 6
Views: 391

May 27, 2022, 02:46:45 AM
by Famous Mortimer