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May 26, 2022, 11:01:39 PM
by Glebe

mrs bucket giving richard a big ol tit job and him spunking all over her back

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Things you didnt know about London's Crossrail

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by Glebe

Tom Cruise Has Three 'Obscene' Stunts Planned For Mission: Impossible 7

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May 26, 2022, 05:58:40 PM
by Replies From View

you are in the market for so many things right now

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
Views: 212

May 26, 2022, 05:52:15 PM
by Glebe

Kenny Rogers - The Guy Who Flew Into China's Restricted Airspace

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Replies: 10
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May 26, 2022, 05:14:15 PM
by Goldentony

you get to teach shiftwork2 one thing. what will it be

Started by Replies From View

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May 26, 2022, 04:56:56 PM
by Fambo Number Mive

gonna make your elbows into fool’s elbows, boy

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
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May 26, 2022, 12:11:59 PM
by Glebe

Genuine congrats and big thanks to Saputo UK and their Cathedral City brand team

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Replies: 8
Views: 615

May 26, 2022, 10:39:16 AM
by shoulders

can't fuck a gingerbread man all at once

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 250

May 25, 2022, 06:29:47 PM
by Replies From View

Have we had an arms race in HS Art before?

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 7
Views: 424

May 25, 2022, 03:27:50 PM
by Poobum

tom cruise has three tits in top gun but he has three tits

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 5
Views: 343

May 25, 2022, 02:56:17 PM
by Replies From View

Lanky quiz show co-presenters have considerable chode suction and is impressive!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 296

May 25, 2022, 02:40:02 PM
by Glebe

MAY DEAL

Started by shoulders

Replies: 0
Views: 295

May 25, 2022, 02:14:12 PM
by shoulders

Would Sir prefer hot tar funneled into his arsehole before or after Evensong?

Started by famethrowa

Replies: 2
Views: 341

May 25, 2022, 10:31:52 AM
by Replies From View

Delighted to announce that Replies is a big racist!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 8
Views: 469

May 25, 2022, 08:52:44 AM
by madhair60

COULD A SAMURAI SWORD CUT THROUGH A DINNER TABLE IN ONE GO

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 14
Views: 527

May 24, 2022, 06:41:03 PM
by Glebe

Birds Eye Portentous Waffles

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 4
Views: 263

May 24, 2022, 06:35:03 PM
by Glebe

Tiny wee arseless hipster men with long hair and beards

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Replies: 20
Views: 878

May 24, 2022, 03:35:22 PM
by Replies From View

Harsh new measures to punish and destroy sicko predators

Started by shoulders

Replies: 0
Views: 272

May 24, 2022, 09:28:06 AM
by shoulders

Excuse me, why do all football teams have “arse” in their name?

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 15
Views: 754

May 24, 2022, 06:21:21 AM
by Ian Drunken Smurf

Confess if you are a crone

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 4
Views: 371

May 24, 2022, 02:12:01 AM
by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

There will be loaves of Hovis harvested from your buttocks

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 5
Views: 392

May 24, 2022, 12:41:26 AM
by Glebe

There are schemes afoot to ejaculate throughout all of your laundry basket

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 4
Views: 398

May 23, 2022, 11:11:12 PM
by Poobum

The arse that walked to Land's End!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 317

May 23, 2022, 11:02:35 PM
by Glebe

Conditioned to involuntarily start wanking upon hearing the 6 o'clock news theme

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
Views: 381

May 23, 2022, 10:47:12 PM
by Glebe

Perform a sexual act!

Started by popcorn

Replies: 20
Views: 777

May 23, 2022, 10:25:28 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Comedians Become Voyeurs

Started by Satchmo Distel

Replies: 14
Views: 737

May 23, 2022, 09:38:58 PM
by Captain Z

Mentald

Started by shoulders

Replies: 5
Views: 486

May 23, 2022, 07:13:15 PM
by shoulders

Monst

Started by poo

Replies: 2
Views: 259

May 23, 2022, 05:41:31 PM
by ImmaculateClump

It is far too decadent to have our own penises.

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 276

May 23, 2022, 03:45:06 PM
by Replies From View

May as well pour coffee grounds into your bed, yes?

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 26
Views: 803

May 23, 2022, 03:04:55 PM
by Glebe

You're making me dizzy pumpingthisjunkinto my mind

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 267

May 23, 2022, 08:13:03 AM
by Glebe

the song Hot Hot Hot by Arrow but it's ROBO COP COP COP

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 9
Views: 612

May 22, 2022, 05:02:26 PM
by Fambo Number Mive

Lesser known cryptozoological creatures

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 23
Views: 731

May 22, 2022, 02:01:23 PM
by Poobum

Replies needs cheering up today.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 5
Views: 516

May 22, 2022, 01:56:03 PM
by popcorn

Moral conundrum.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 4
Views: 405

May 21, 2022, 01:35:28 AM
by popcorn

It's a wedding except all the men there have wedding rings on their penises

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 1
Views: 308

May 20, 2022, 11:19:54 PM
by bgmnts

He’s done you again and he’s not even here!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 175

May 20, 2022, 10:08:28 PM
by itsfredtitmus

A couple of geezers falling through the bar being shat out of Del Boy’s anus

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 221

May 20, 2022, 09:28:14 PM
by itsfredtitmus

this means nothing to me, this means nothing to me OOH VOOERNER?

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 13
Views: 353

May 20, 2022, 09:27:09 PM
by Ian Drunken Smurf

Gordon Ramsey's Plastic Surgery Nightmares

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Replies: 3
Views: 244

May 20, 2022, 09:16:20 PM
by Wonderful Butternut

Fuck a fleshlight

Started by Stoneage Dinosaurs

Replies: 7
Views: 1,019

May 20, 2022, 05:55:20 PM
by Replies From View

Have you ever regret owning a past grasshopper?

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 4
Views: 297

May 20, 2022, 05:25:37 PM
by Replies From View

Sorry, force of habit :)

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 237

May 20, 2022, 05:23:47 PM
by Replies From View

Your dead snail has rapidly decomposed and fouled the water surface above!

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 386

May 20, 2022, 12:03:34 PM
by Replies From View

Replies is disturbing rosemary tree leaves at inappropriate times

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 237

May 20, 2022, 08:10:07 AM
by itsfredtitmus

Ideas for a edgy family friendly comedy

Started by bravotvpauly

Replies: 3
Views: 365

May 20, 2022, 06:43:07 AM
by shoulders

Cutting your fingernails/toenails into the toilet

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 8
Views: 402

May 19, 2022, 10:40:30 PM
by Replies From View

Stop being consistent!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 0
Views: 234

May 19, 2022, 04:33:27 PM
by Glebe

right ive made the guard at this gallery shit himself whos got the felt tip

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 3
Views: 386

May 19, 2022, 01:25:50 PM
by Replies From View

Trig called he said they investigated Bobby’s cause of death and it was aids

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 1
Views: 300

May 19, 2022, 10:33:58 AM
by Replies From View

Fruities of the World

Started by shoulders

Replies: 11
Views: 507

May 19, 2022, 12:30:36 AM
by non capisco

Do *not* accept a mango from Ferris if he offers you one

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 11
Views: 590

May 19, 2022, 12:19:31 AM
by Ferris

Don’t hobble my breasts

Started by Twit 2

Replies: 6
Views: 611

May 18, 2022, 10:29:50 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy