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Robot Dungstrode Malignant

Started by poo

Replies: 3
Views: 178

November 18, 2021, 01:53:55 PM
by poo

favourite tackle

Started by shiftwork2

Replies: 7
Views: 415

November 18, 2021, 11:35:55 AM
by Huxleys Babkins

Frajer "turning heads" in Milan!

Started by Glebe

Replies: 4
Views: 195

November 18, 2021, 10:43:15 AM
by Glebe

Replies is sporting a Karl Lagerfeld sari.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 3
Views: 155

November 18, 2021, 10:31:02 AM
by GoblinAhFuckScary

Laurence Llewelyn Bowels is up in your arse trying to interior decorate you

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 4
Views: 128

November 18, 2021, 09:23:31 AM
by Glebe

go the shop joanna

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 20
Views: 313

November 18, 2021, 09:20:21 AM
by Glebe

"He's a good looking boy. Do you mind if I keep this picture?"

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 249

November 17, 2021, 11:43:08 PM
by Replies From View

shiftwork2? your cock and balls torture session will commence in one hour

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 9
Views: 286

November 17, 2021, 08:30:27 PM
by shiftwork2

Gargantuan rectal discharges emanating from your direction

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 142

November 17, 2021, 04:30:27 PM
by Glebe

however did we piss before mobile phones came out

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 7
Views: 169

November 17, 2021, 11:45:22 AM
by Sonny_Jim

Pop a forkful of margarine in your cup of tea there lad

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 7
Views: 212

November 17, 2021, 09:56:59 AM
by PlanktonSideburns

Things that weren't said in Scum

Started by itsfredtitmus

Pages1 2

Replies: 41
Views: 1,048

November 17, 2021, 09:54:20 AM
by Glebe

I kowtow to no klaxon

Started by Greg Torso

Replies: 1
Views: 120

November 17, 2021, 09:49:43 AM
by Glebe

Thrice Burgle

Started by poo

Replies: 8
Views: 253

November 17, 2021, 08:07:30 AM
by Glebe

Godzilla Versus Susie Blake

Started by Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Replies: 0
Views: 129

November 17, 2021, 07:54:24 AM
by Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Art Attack has stopped responding

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 2
Views: 143

November 17, 2021, 06:45:22 AM
by Lisa Jesusandmarychain

so addicting

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 10
Views: 276

November 16, 2021, 05:24:04 PM
by Huxleys Babkins

How do I stop stagnant arse waters accumulating at bottom of fridge?

Started by itsfredtitmus

Replies: 0
Views: 130

November 16, 2021, 04:04:51 PM
by itsfredtitmus

clay pigeon shooting except you have to get them exactly in the anus

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 126

November 16, 2021, 03:35:43 PM
by Replies From View

I see your man columbo theres been shitting blood on cunts graves

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 10
Views: 198

November 16, 2021, 02:21:08 PM
by Replies From View

Is there anything worse than nonce scum, filth

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!

Pages1 2

Replies: 48
Views: 2,017

November 16, 2021, 02:08:15 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Test tube babies that sound like an especially sentient bowel movement

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 0
Views: 116

November 16, 2021, 01:11:49 PM
by Replies From View

predator but its a sentient bucket of cum with legs

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 11
Views: 214

November 16, 2021, 01:04:30 PM
by Replies From View

List of items deemed unacceptable by Morrison’s CoinStar machine (A - P)

Started by Twit 2

Replies: 6
Views: 222

November 16, 2021, 12:18:04 PM
by Huxleys Babkins

mate nikolai got the nickname ARSE NIKOLAI because he stank of food

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 1
Views: 131

November 16, 2021, 08:35:51 AM
by Glebe

mm tellys on and off, better slip the dirty big old fat sweaty cock in it

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 4
Views: 134

November 16, 2021, 08:18:23 AM
by Goldentony

get your plates of shit round this

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 0
Views: 120

November 16, 2021, 06:39:34 AM
by Goldentony

hey you dont watch that watch this, a video of my dad getting fucked

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 0
Views: 128

November 16, 2021, 06:23:39 AM
by Goldentony

rewrite licorice pizza based on the limited information we have

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 1
Views: 153

November 16, 2021, 03:21:51 AM
by chveik

Ronnie Scat's Scheiß Club

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 20
Views: 537

November 15, 2021, 07:52:43 PM
by Twit 2

If elected admin of cookdandbombd

Started by Rich Uncle Skeleton

Pages1 2

Replies: 33
Views: 1,321

November 15, 2021, 07:15:50 PM
by chveik

FOR FUCKS SAKE GODBER

Started by Greg Torso

Replies: 5
Views: 166

November 15, 2021, 06:59:09 PM
by Replies From View

The Winter of the Scarat Clowne

Started by poo

Replies: 4
Views: 182

November 15, 2021, 06:43:44 PM
by Glebe

Who invited Tony the Tiger along?!

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 6
Views: 163

November 15, 2021, 04:57:25 PM
by Fambo Number Mive

worst cookdnbumbd posters

Started by GoblinAhFuckScary

Replies: 15
Views: 410

November 15, 2021, 02:01:18 PM
by Ferris

Patrick Moore reclassified as new species of elephant

Started by Greg Torso

Replies: 3
Views: 157

November 15, 2021, 01:45:25 PM
by idunnosomename

Very much liking the idea of the protein I eat being turned into cum by my balls

Started by DoesNotFollow

Replies: 4
Views: 167

November 15, 2021, 11:43:46 AM
by dissolute ocelot

The truth is that there has never been a horse bigger than Dick Turpin

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 5
Views: 174

November 15, 2021, 11:39:18 AM
by Replies From View

CaB posters whose name sounds like a particularly difficult bowel movement

Started by Famous Mortimer

Replies: 7
Views: 194

November 15, 2021, 11:31:57 AM
by dissolute ocelot

Teddy Ruxpin operating a Henry the Hoover.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 8
Views: 216

November 15, 2021, 08:58:02 AM
by Replies From View

Orville

Started by poo

Replies: 3
Views: 196

November 15, 2021, 12:22:12 AM
by ImmaculateClump

Has this turd gone off?

Started by popcorn

Replies: 6
Views: 238

November 14, 2021, 11:05:19 PM
by idunnosomename

Basic army training

Started by Greg Torso

Replies: 8
Views: 238

November 14, 2021, 10:48:56 PM
by Catalogue of ills

we doing poppy bits this year or what

Started by touchingcloth

Replies: 3
Views: 155

November 14, 2021, 10:32:24 PM
by Ian Drunken Smurf

Coming out as a nazi day.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 15
Views: 373

November 14, 2021, 10:30:41 PM
by Ian Drunken Smurf

the nicest espresso machine available to the public or trade

Started by Goldentony

Replies: 9
Views: 199

November 14, 2021, 04:37:21 PM
by Goldentony

Who polices the police?

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!

Replies: 6
Views: 215

November 14, 2021, 03:55:35 PM
by Glebe

THE TRUTH REVEALED: Ferris never learnt to read!

Started by popcorn

Replies: 4
Views: 280

November 14, 2021, 01:47:37 PM
by Glebe

A Care Bear turning on an imaginary expresso machine.

Started by Glebe

Replies: 17
Views: 563

November 14, 2021, 01:31:38 PM
by Glebe

Tasting menu

Started by pancreas

Replies: 4
Views: 205

November 14, 2021, 11:53:22 AM
by pancreas

Your child stinks of shit

Started by poo

Replies: 5
Views: 198

November 13, 2021, 10:51:36 PM
by idunnosomename

The satisfying “click” by which the hand of a Lego man

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 3
Views: 158

November 13, 2021, 04:48:35 PM
by Glebe

Huxleys Babkins: OVERRATED !!

Started by popcorn

Replies: 20
Views: 539

November 13, 2021, 04:44:00 PM
by Glebe

Tesco Extra

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!

Replies: 2
Views: 157

November 13, 2021, 03:06:31 PM
by Elderly Sumo Prophecy

How would one give birth to a dad?

Started by Replies From View

Replies: 2
Views: 134

November 13, 2021, 02:43:09 PM
by Glebe