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Q1 Pandemic Health Checkup

Started by peanutbutter

Replies: 15
Views: 1,783

July 06, 2020, 09:18:08 AM
by Blue Jam

Missing lockdown

Started by poo

Pages1 2

Replies: 35
Views: 2,522

July 05, 2020, 09:21:04 PM
by BlodwynPig

US buys up world stock of key Covid-19 drug remdesivir [split topic]

Started by dissolute ocelot

Replies: 5
Views: 965

July 05, 2020, 06:04:11 AM
by Johnny Yesno

Whoah oh, livin' in a share

Started by flotemysost

Replies: 3
Views: 963

July 04, 2020, 07:23:04 AM
by Pink Gregory

Masks [split topic]

Started by Harry Badger

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 67
Views: 5,104

July 02, 2020, 08:46:41 PM
by Sebastian Cobb

Stanley Johnson fucks off to Greece

Started by Sebastian Cobb

Replies: 2
Views: 989

July 02, 2020, 07:26:51 PM
by imitationleather

Kids being sent back to school [split topic]

Started by greencalx

Pages1 2

Replies: 40
Views: 2,482

July 02, 2020, 03:24:22 PM
by MojoJojo

Potential new pandemic.

Started by bgmnts

Replies: 17
Views: 1,672

July 01, 2020, 11:52:31 PM
by Shit Good Nose

Johnson's speech on post lockdown plans

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 22
Views: 1,724

July 01, 2020, 12:03:29 PM
by Norton Canes

10,000,000 / 500,000 [split topic]

Started by BlodwynPig

Pages1 2

Replies: 30
Views: 3,310

June 30, 2020, 11:41:15 PM
by MrMrs

Bournemouth crowds

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 78
Views: 6,110

June 29, 2020, 01:47:44 PM
by Sebastian Cobb

2m

Started by Barry Admin

Pages1 2 3 ... 6

Replies: 167
Views: 12,007

June 28, 2020, 01:02:53 PM
by idunnosomename

Do you know anyone who's died of it?

Started by Jockice

Pages1 2 3 ... 5

Replies: 138
Views: 16,114

June 28, 2020, 12:02:47 PM
by Dex Sawash

Lockdown is more deadly than the virus [split topic]

Started by TheReturnOfTheSonOfTPPH

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 85
Views: 6,141

June 27, 2020, 07:07:56 PM
by Fambo Number Mive

Track and Trace

Started by Abnormal Palm

Pages1 2 3 ... 5

Replies: 125
Views: 13,764

June 26, 2020, 02:34:19 PM
by Zetetic

What are you doing with your free time? (hobby suggestions welcome).

Started by Kryton

Pages1 2 3 ... 5

Replies: 146
Views: 11,178

June 26, 2020, 10:54:53 AM
by NoSleep

FUCKSPONENTIAL GRAVEDOWN

Started by Mister Six

Replies: 13
Views: 1,377

June 26, 2020, 08:02:04 AM
by BlodwynPig

Considered optimism + Touch of humour = Just what we need

Started by Keebleman

Replies: 8
Views: 1,010

June 25, 2020, 03:55:28 PM
by falafel

Comeuppance

Started by Sheffield Wednesday

Replies: 29
Views: 3,360

June 25, 2020, 02:37:43 PM
by ImmaculateClump

How Well Is Your Area Obeying Rules?

Started by Malcy

Pages1 2 3 ... 7

Replies: 185
Views: 19,844

June 25, 2020, 12:02:11 PM
by Barry Admin

My satire detector is broken

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 6
Views: 1,548

June 25, 2020, 01:04:51 AM
by Johnny Yesno

non-essential shops reopening

Started by weaseldust

Pages1 2 3 4

Replies: 114
Views: 12,750

June 24, 2020, 03:07:16 PM
by weaseldust

Getting a reputation among family/friends for "being very serious about it"

Started by ASFTSN

Replies: 23
Views: 3,309

June 23, 2020, 09:28:04 AM
by timebug

UK alert level reduced [split topic]

Started by olliebean

Pages1 2

Replies: 33
Views: 7,920

June 21, 2020, 07:51:19 PM
by Zetetic

Tony Blair embedded in governments around the world

Started by Johnny Yesno

Replies: 20
Views: 2,745

June 19, 2020, 03:24:46 PM
by Buelligan

Sweden's Exceptional Response to Covid-19

Started by Sheffield Wednesday

Replies: 8
Views: 1,367

June 19, 2020, 01:09:22 AM
by Captain Z

Africa 'is killing it'

Started by Sheffield Wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,554

June 18, 2020, 02:28:09 PM
by BlodwynPig

India is 'junk tier'

Started by Sheffield Wednesday

Replies: 2
Views: 964

June 18, 2020, 10:32:06 AM
by Inspector Norse

The Home of the Potato is Fucked

Started by Sheffield Wednesday

Replies: 2
Views: 969

June 18, 2020, 10:25:36 AM
by idunnosomename

What have you been watching in quarantine that you wouldn't normally?

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 88
Views: 8,988

June 18, 2020, 10:09:24 AM
by Icehaven

Cheap Steroid Will Save A Lot Of Lives

Started by Sheffield Wednesday

Replies: 8
Views: 1,093

June 17, 2020, 11:49:53 AM
by shiftwork2

When will things be 'normal' again?

Started by holyzombiejesus

Replies: 10
Views: 1,129

June 16, 2020, 11:05:16 AM
by Zetetic

Corrie resumes filming with a security guard waving his massive pole around

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 5
Views: 1,009

June 16, 2020, 02:00:41 AM
by Satchmo Distel

Horse racing to return

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 24
Views: 1,823

June 16, 2020, 12:33:37 AM
by idunnosomename

BYOV

Started by Sheffield Wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 965

June 15, 2020, 09:21:27 AM
by Sheffield Wednesday

Friend Fed Up With Lockdown, Gift Advice Around £10 To Cheer Them Up?

Started by Malcy

Pages1 2

Replies: 34
Views: 2,629

June 14, 2020, 01:44:21 PM
by Malcy

You own a bit of Greggs now

Started by Dr Trouser

Replies: 10
Views: 1,598

June 13, 2020, 12:55:29 AM
by Ray Travez

Ordering non-essential stuff online - a cunt's game, or fair game?

Started by alan nagsworth

Pages1 2 3

Replies: 75
Views: 9,210

June 11, 2020, 05:27:47 PM
by Harry Badger

How the fuck am I supposed to kill six and a half hours in London next week?

Started by mr. logic

Replies: 21
Views: 1,702

June 10, 2020, 11:32:36 PM
by flotemysost

Donald Trump's response to the "Chinese Virus" [split topic]

Started by Small Potatoes

Pages1 2 3 ... 11

Replies: 329
Views: 33,175

June 08, 2020, 02:34:52 PM
by Fambo Number Mive

Home testing kit

Started by madhair60

Replies: 14
Views: 1,381

June 08, 2020, 01:12:37 PM
by ollyboro

Tooth bastardry

Started by Cerys

Replies: 21
Views: 1,854

June 06, 2020, 08:41:37 PM
by Captain Crunch

Best Barbecue Evah!!!! aka another tory who didn't follow the rules

Started by Mike Upchat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

June 05, 2020, 08:29:03 PM
by Mike Upchat

BTP taking no further action over attack on Belly Mujinga

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 4
Views: 1,005

June 05, 2020, 05:21:02 PM
by Fambo Number Mive

#BaldLivesMatter

Started by Paul Calf

Replies: 5
Views: 1,421

June 05, 2020, 01:39:33 PM
by Dr Trouser

Beards and masks

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 8
Views: 1,195

June 05, 2020, 02:02:30 AM
by Birdie

Oi! Blodders!

Started by Endicott

Replies: 4
Views: 997

June 04, 2020, 12:37:07 PM
by BlodwynPig

Virtual Commons vote today - democracy further at risk

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Replies: 17
Views: 1,479

June 03, 2020, 10:48:13 AM
by idunnosomename

GET OUT AND GET DYING, SHIELDED SICKIES!

Started by H-O-W-L

Replies: 13
Views: 1,689

June 01, 2020, 08:18:37 PM
by Hand Solo

Love in the Time of Corona

Started by mrpupkin

Pages1 2

Replies: 40
Views: 4,122

June 01, 2020, 06:29:06 PM
by flotemysost

Right Wing misinformation

Started by Alberon

Pages1 2

Replies: 30
Views: 4,991

June 01, 2020, 05:53:54 PM
by sambwel

POLICE STATE BRITAIN THREAD

Started by idunnosomename

Pages1 2 3 ... 11

Replies: 325
Views: 25,814

May 29, 2020, 12:46:02 PM
by Sebastian Cobb

Transfer in the time of Corona

Started by BritishHobo

Replies: 3
Views: 979

May 29, 2020, 10:08:31 AM
by Icehaven

"Boo for Boris"

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Pages1 2

Replies: 49
Views: 5,300

May 28, 2020, 08:04:35 PM
by MinnieTimperley

"Pick Early Mornings and Bleary Eyes"

Started by Fambo Number Mive

Pages1 2

Replies: 32
Views: 4,216

May 28, 2020, 04:44:16 PM
by Buelligan