100 Greatest Footballers

[king mob]

Fifa have released their list of the 100 greatest footballers living now.

List



No Stan Collymore?;)

[big dogs cock]

[quicknitpick]No Zola?[/quicknitpick]

edited because i changed my mind again.

[Virtually Perennially]

Aw, poor old Wales and Giggsy.

[king mob]

I agree about Zola & is George Best really alive?

[MonkeyDrummer]

...and Scotland only get one. ...

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Didn't Pele (Seb Blatter) pick it, and pick 120?

-Plus- El Hadji Diouf is ahead of Tony Adams if I remember rightly.

[king mob]

...and Scotland only get one. ...

We do have Kenny but no Souness, no Gemmill, no Law?

[Utter Shit]

Politically correct bollocks. Players like Diouf, Nakata and the women simply shouldn't be there.

Also, I don't know where they got the idea for putting Saviola in there from, he's 20 years old and has done nothing of note at a high level so far...unless Pele considers being bought by a fallen giant (Barcelona) an achievement.

The Viagra has gone to his head. This is the guy who said that Nicky Barmby was his favourite British footballer, and Nicky Butt was the star of the 2002 World Cup, so take his opinion for what it's not worth.

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Nicky Butt was the star of the 2002 World Cup, so take his opinion for what it's not worth.

Well I thought Butt played particularly well against Argentina and Nigeria...but(t)...?

[MonkeyDrummer]

i know. It's fucking shocking. I thought at least Dennis Law would have made it.
Anti-Scottish cunts the lot of them

[gazzyk1ns]

No Stan Collymore?;)

He's not elligible for this award, he's already entered in the "100 greatest bar brawlers".

[Bilko]

A few of the 'What the fuck are they doing in there'

Japan
Hidetoshi Nakata, utter crap and overated. Never seen him do nowt.

Senegal
El Hadji Diouf, come on. How PC is this list, FIFA trying to keep the 'New Football' playing countries happy.

South Korea
Hong Myung-Bo, this is getting stupid. FIFA has rationed out the players to include every continent.

United States (women)
Michelle Akers
Mia Hamm, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[king mob]

A few of the 'What the fuck are they doing in there'

Japan
Hidetoshi Nakata, utter crap and overated. Never seen him do nowt.

Senegal
El Hadji Diouf, come on. How PC is this list, FIFA trying to keep

South Korea
Hong Myung-Bo, this is getting stupid. FIFA has rationed out the players to include every continet.

United States (women)
Michelle Akers
Mia Hamm, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're the ones who stand out, if you have to pick an American how about Brad Friedal but the rest are over rated players with not a shred of real greatness.

And wheres Alan Rough?

[Bilko]

i know. It's fucking shocking. I thought at least Dennis Law would have made it.
Anti-Scottish cunts the lot of them

If he'd been Asian or African he'd of got on the list. Maybe he should do a Jon Culshaw impersonating Trevor MacDonald.

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Tim Howard, Kasey Keller, Brad Friedel, the best three american footballers.

Although by the sounds of things, that Freddy Adu is going to be good.

[MonkeyDrummer]

i don't like his hair in that picture.Too straight

We should have a 100 greatest football perms vote, there's been a frightening amount, well in excess of 100.

[Bilko]

Tim Howard, Kasey Keller, Brad Friedel, the best three american footballers.

What about Jerry Rice.

[hencole]

This thread should be combined with the other football thread to create the '100 greatest roastings of all time - presented by dear old Des'

[big dogs cock]

Criminally ignored.

RIght then, i'm off dogging.

[gazzyk1ns]

Didn't I hear a rumour the other day about Teddy Sherringham thinking about ending his career in the USA?

[Bilko]

i don't like his hair in that picture.Too straight

We should have a 100 greatest football perms vote, there's been a frightening amount, well in excess of 100.

This better, Souness has got a good perm on him as well.

[king mob]

Souness looks so gay in that pic, he seems to be sneaking a sly look at Archie Gemmill.

[Virtually Perennially]

And where's Alan Rough?

On corners, crosses and shots, if I recall correctly.

[fbb bastard]

no robbo? no hoddle? .....that list can fucking look on.............

[king mob]

And where's Alan Rough?

On corners, crosses and shots, if I recall correctly.

Dropping all of them as well.

[sore bottom mum]

No Alan Devonshire?


...I used to own that shell suit. Thanks

[MonkeyDrummer]

Souness looks so gay in that pic, he seems to be sneaking a sly look at Archie Gemmill.

jesus christ, you're right King Mob. Out of the corner of his eye he is blatantly looking at Gemmill's cock thinking, "I wonder when they'll invent, Internet dogging sites"

[mook]

That list is a pile of bollocks.

How could he have missed out this bow-legged left footed beauty?

[Virtually Perennially]

Archie was definitely hung. Not only was he a short man, but his balance in that goal against Holland ... no wonder Souness is having a swift peek.

[king mob]

Archie must have been running away from Souness & his sly glances.