How Many...

[Cerys]

And actually, there was this bloke who invented lightbulbs that would burn like forever, only he got murdered by the lightbulb companies because they didn't want the world to know, and then his blueprints were stolen, actually.  And like not even his wife knew about it or anything.  And that's all true, actually, because I read about it and it's on the Internet, and everything.  Actually.

[Hairy Chin]

I read that on the internet too. Just now.

[Cerys]

There you go then!

(Actually)

[TraceyQ]

Can't believe all the people in here talking about fucking lightbulbs, I think you need to get out and get a girlfriend and shag loads of women like what I do all the time.

What does your girlfriend think of you shagging all these women all of the time?

[Cerys]

She probably doesn't notice due to the lack of light in gazzyk1ns's vicinity.

[TraceyQ]

Of course. How silly of me. As you were.

[gazzyk1ns]

Can't believe all the people in here talking about fucking lightbulbs, I think you need to get out and get a girlfriend and shag loads of women like what I do all the time.

What does your girlfriend think of you shagging all these women all of the time?

She doesn't like it that much but it's hard for her to moan at me with a split lip.

[Neil]

Look at my whacky google picture, I must be hilarious in real life!!

[Cerys]

That man's knees are bleeding.  Does that mean it's snuff?  Or is it the moose that's bleeding?  And if so, does that mean it's bestial snuff?  And why is there no lightbulb in that photo?