Caption Comp #2964

[@ssmaster]

[fanny splendid]

Paul Whitehouse tells gap-toothed friend how being homeless is brilliant!!!

[sick as a pike]

This one's easy
http://chilled.cream.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=360721#360721

"Controversial choice for new Bishop of Durham celebrates with friends Jeremy and Laurence."

[zozman]

Look, I know it's shit but I'm trying to teach myself photoshop and I don't really know what I'm doing.  My first ever mong.



Be gentle.....

[Cambrian Times]

Eight out of ten dentists recomend brushing with Maccleans.

[Steve Thompson Dance Mix]

The NME recruit fresh new faces for 2006!

[TOCMFIC]

"After the bogus faces of Milli Vanilli were exposed, the real voices were given their moment in the spotlight."

[@ssmaster]

Billy's one man Black and White Minstral show was panned by Daily Star and Sunday Sport journalists.

[Steve Thompson Dance Mix]

The first batch of contestents for ASBO Big Brother are revealed.

[Suttonpubcrawl]

New law banning those with hideous teeth from smiling is greeted with a show of defiance.

[hands cold, liver warm]

Tour Scotland is a holiday company aimed at bringing the american people closer to their scottish heritage. We organise small group tours of Edinburgh city as well as the glorious highlands and lochs. Many group members visit Scotland to simply meet and enjoy the people of Scotland, some of whom are pictured above.

[Littlejohn]

Football crazy Scotsman (left) modifies his own dental formula to read like a series of East Stirling scorelines.

[hands cold, liver warm]

[thepuffpastryhangman]

A mixture of anger and acceptance awaits Mark Oaten on his return to Winchester.

[thepuffpastryhangman]

Disillusioned Scatology graduate wishes he'd taken 'Crusty Oral' as an option in year two.

[Johnny Yesno]

Yeah, I know the old "Aaagh! Forget my wallet. Look behind you - a zombie!" is one of the oldest ruses in the book but Aaagh! Forget my wallet. Look behind you - a zombie!

[hands cold, liver warm]

wayhey, the tooth fairy's just given us 50 quid

[Johnny Yesno]

Man at back: "Thanks for giving me the real soap this time, lads. Have I managed to get all that trick soap off?"

[hands cold, liver warm]

man at back: "I've come to audition for the glaswegian black and white minstrel show"