Big Brother 7

[My Giddy Aunt]

It's always the same with these watchdog quangos - organisations are found to be in breach of a code, but all that happens is they promise not to do it again.

Fair judgement though really wasnt it?

[BagJob]

How come it's taken this long to decide whether it was fixed or not? I still think it was fixed, maybe at Suzie's end of things. I mean she (or rather her husband) was willing to fork out £4000 for a ticket as well as buying all those kitkats. Why wouldn't she slip a few influencial people some more cash to up her chances? She said when she came out that she'd just gone in for the exposure. She knows exposure like that can't usually be brought. Yes, the evidence is really stacking up - there was no adjudicator at the actual draw. Plus, all the evidence about explosives preplanted inside Shabaz and several witnesses on the night claim to have seen a second Davina behind the grassy knoll.

Anyway, I saw a bit of that Princess Nikki the other day. I have to say that Nikki comes across differently from how she did in the house -she is much more vile and self-centred in real life. How come she hasn't been battered to death yet - the way she spoke to that hotel owner. "how much does it cost, £2 per night?"

Are Grace & Mikey still together or has she hopped onto the cock of someone more rich & famous yet? What about Pete & Nikki? Has Leah made anymore porn films? What did Imogen say about her porn film and will she be visiting Sezer in wormwood scrubs?
Damn it! I have to ask here because I'm too proud to pick up 'heat' magazine.

[MonkeyDrummer]

Anyway, I saw a bit of that Princess Nikki the other day. I have to say that Nikki comes across differently from how she did in the house -she is much more vile and self-centred in real life. How come she hasn't been battered to death yet - the way she spoke to that hotel owner. "how much does it cost, £2 per night?"

Just a bit less than that litte whore then.

[asv]

What did Imogen say about her porn film and will she be visiting Sezer in wormwood scrubs?
Damn it! I have to ask here because I'm too proud to pick up 'heat' magazine.

Imogen is due to appear in Pobol y Cwm soon, 'citing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/5331988.stm

[BagJob]

BB's Imogen makes acting debut

Cool. Although I don't think "debut" is quite correct. *cough* Right guys?!

I see Glyn has also been busy.

Her fellow Welsh housemate Glyn Wise from Blaenau Ffestiniog has also been making further TV appearances.

Glyn, who was runner-up to eventual BB winner Pete Bennett, recently appeared on S4C's Wedi 7, Welsh youth magazine programme Uned 5, and S4C children's slot Planed Plant.  

Is his second name really "Wise"? One for the inappropriate names thread.

[The Duck Man]

I got a text the other day from a friend of mine.

"Have just met Glyn from Big Brother. He is very tall, and very stupid."

[asv]

Who would have thought it?

"BB Pete finishes Nikki relationship
Big Brother's most unusual couple Pete and Nikki have finally proved the critics right with Tourette's sufferer calling time on their relationship.

The couple, both 24, enjoyed a passionate romance on and off the screens.

The Brighton lad eventually realised it "wasn't working" and finished with his fellow contestant last week, declaring that the blonde "was never really interested" in sex.

"We are a mismatch, and as much as I tried to put that to the back of my mind, I knew it wouldn't be a happy ending," he told Heat magazine.

Pete felt the screeching promos girl was "high maintenance" and rude to his eclectic collection of friends.

"They're my friends and she said the place smelt like 'doggy-woggies' and sprayed perfume everywhere," he added.

The reality show winner also opened his heart about their physical relationship.

"We didn't have a passionate relationship like that - she was never really interested, whereas my sex drive is very high.

"If I ever tried it on, she would have to finish her make-up or be looking her best. I could never really let myself go in that department."

[Little Hoover]

good

[Entropy Balsmalch]

With that sexual rejection of him, it's almost as if she didn't fancy Pete at all.

Surely she wasn't only pretending to love him as a springboard to fame?

[Steve Lampkins]

News Of The World says:

PETE'S GIVEN ME THE BOOT

HEARTBROKEN Big Brother babe Nikki Grahame last night told the News of the World she's been dumped by the show's winner Pete Bennett.

The blonde beauty said she was besotted with the Tourette's sufferer and they had fantastic sex. But he ditched her because of her tantrums.

Nikki, 24, confessed to flying into one of her famous hissy fits when she met Pete's mates and was squirted with vodka at a party.

She said: "Everyone knows how obsessed I am about hygiene. I thought I'd been spat at so you can imagine how I reacted."

Pete also got angry when she told him the home of one of his pet-loving pals smelled of 'doggy woggies'.

But heartbroken Nikki moaned: "That's hardly a good reason for someone to end a relationship.

"I've never been so happy in my whole life as I was with Pete—but right now I've never felt so low."

Pete dropped his bombshell when she called him after her Princess Nikki show was shown on digital channel E4 on Wednesday and found out he'd slept through the whole thing.

He told her he found it tough having a relationship in the spotlight and just wanted to be mates.

Nikki said: "I told him, 'But I love you very much.' Then he told me he felt differently. I could not believe what I was hearing. I said, 'I love you so much I will do anything for you. I'll always fight your corner. I still want to be with you.'

"He said to me, 'But it's only me Nikki' meaning he wasn't worthy of the love I was giving him. I cried for two days when he told me. I'm still finding it hard to cope now.

"People come up to me in the street and say, 'How's Pete?' and the tears flow."

Nikki admitted she thought their relationship was solid even after the News of the World's revelations of her secret past life as an escort girl.

She said: "Pete was fantastic and just said, 'I've done worse.' I was very naive at the time and thought that getting paid to go to dinner with men was a nice way of making a living.

"It wasn't as if I slept with any of the clients. It wasn't till I looked at the website later that I realised the truth and got out."

One of those clients had been junkie rocker Pete Doherty. But that was all forgotten when the BB lovers spent a night in a hotel just after Pete Bennett (pictured right, shopping in London's Camden yesterday) won the £100,000 prize.

The pair made love the for the first time a week later at Nikki's Northwood, Middlesex, flat.She said: "Pete is such a sensual person and so am I. We were great together and both love sex.

"It was a very, very real relationship, not just a TV romance."

But cracks started to appear when they went to meet Pete's Brighton family and friends two weeks ago.

First she upset Pete with her remarks about his friend's house, then she caused a scene after the vodka prank. Nikki fled into the street in hysterics and banged on a neighbour's door.

The stunned neighbour let her in and comforted her until Pete came and explained the drink had been squirted from a water pistol.

Nikki suspected things were getting shaky when Pete was moody at a magazine photoshoot they did together 10 days ago.

She said: "He had also been distant when we were on the Jonathan Ross show. We were happy when we were talking to Jonathan, but off-stage he wasn't himself."

On Wednesday she found out why. But said: "I still want to be with him. Sadly he doesn't want to be with me. I will just have to accept that. I have to let go."

[surreal]

so do you reckon the papers get word from the agents "Pete and Nikki are not together, just write any old shite about it, we don't mind" and just let the tabloids get on with it?  Only explanation for some of the dross in these rags, none of the "quotes" are ever the way people really speak... or is it just dumbed down to the lowest possible level....?

Just reading the typical tabloid writing makes me angry, just something about the structure and grammer and choice of words.

[waste of chops]

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_2001858.html

Big Brother 7's Grace Adams-Short has been attacked outside a London club.

The reality TV star needed stitches to her head and is said to have had her arms burned with a cigarette.

It's reported that Grace - currently dating fellow BB Housemate Mikey Dalton - was leaving Soho's G.A.Y. club with a friend when the assault took place.

Apparently she stepped in when a man rowed with her companion.

Although she's known as Big Bro's bitchiest contestant ever, she has insisted that the attack had nothing to do with her fame.

Grace, 20, told The Sun: "The guy just lashed out because I tried to stop him hurting my friend.

"It was terrifying. The doctors have said I'll be scarred for life."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said: "Officers were called to reports of an assault outside a nightclub in Charing Cross Road at approximately 3.45am on Monday.

"The victim, a woman in her 20s, was taken by London Ambulance Service to a central London hospital, where she was treated for her injuries and later discharged.

"The incident will be investigated by officers from CID at West End Central."

[weekender]

Outside some club or other, another BB contestant lines up to be stabbed with burning cigarettes so they can carry on up the fame 'ladder' for five more minutes.

Next up on the fame 'snake' are Timmy Mallett and that blonde one from Steps.  Appearances next Tuesday at Bluewater shopping centre.  Also sliding are Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, Posh Spice and Baby Spice.  Unfortunately Black Spice has been given a reprieve due to some crazy new international discrimination laws which prohibit anger directed at idiots with stupid haircuts who talk bollocks.  You are politely reminded to bring your own burning cigarettes and petrol, though not at the same time.

All proceeds to Chronic Relief.  The inaugural Celebrity Snakes And Ladders Game will take place at some point in 2007 depending on how much money has been raised until then and how much money is needed to reach a BBC quota for Ethiopians.

[ffogems]

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2006/09/30/4515/oh%2C_brother...
Rofl.

Now, I'm all for branching out, donning a Jack hat and learning a new trade, but Pete was so unfunny in the BB house and so clearly insulated by the purrs of his violently kooky right-on Brighton friends that I can't imagine he'll a) be able to draw any material from his life that doesn't involve some feigned aw-inspiring self-deprecation that usually gets the multicolour-haired girls all cunnilingual with soppy pity but will only raise the odd titter amongst the paying public and b) be able to attract anyone to see his show who has pubic hair and isn't an idiot.

[Huzzie]

"He said: 'I'm looking into becoming a comedian. I am figuring out that you just have to be yourself when you're on stage. And people laugh at me anyway when I'm being myself.'"


Fucks sake, completely not understanding that you need to actually have some of your own fucking thoughts on life! That you need good observational skills and intelligence which Pete is severely lacking.

I suppose we have seen comedians like that before though, they had all the Evans/Carrey stuff without actually having an origional, intelligent or even funny idea.

I think this news pretty much sums the guy up.

EDIT: You can see how this has come about though, can't you? Some sad sycophantic teen telling him "OMG! You are SO funny" You should do like those funny ones on stage!"

To which Pete replies, "Really? Huh ha HA"

[Mr Wrong]

You can see how this has come about though, can't you? Some sad sycophantic teen telling him "OMG! You are SO funny" You should do like those funny ones on stage!"

To which Pete replies, "Really? Huh ha HA"

...or  "Really? Huh ha HA, wankers! "

[imitationleather]

Well, he's got quite a catchphrase anyway.

[lactating man nips]

All the post-series news just confirms in my mind that after the housemates leave the house i couldn't care less if they died. Well, apart from the cute mancunian one.

[The Boston Crab]

Lisa?

I think you mean the cute Liverpudlian one.

[InfiniteFury]

Bennett showed off his comedy gift in the Big Brother house with such antics as walking around with a flowerpot on his head

He'll probably get a TV gig quite quickly I should think.

[Huzzie]

Lisa?

I think you mean the cute Liverpudlian one.

Erm, I don't think he does, thankyou very much!

She is from the same town as me.

Oh, unless you meant that HE meant that Jenny.

[seville star]

He meant HE meant that Jenny.

[The Boston Crab]

That's what I meant.

[lactating man nips]

Yeah I meant Jenny, sorry for the confusion.

[Little Hoover]

Jenni didn't do any lad mag photo shoots did she.
Well I hope that's just because she has morals and not because they weren't intrested.

[The Duck Man]

Shame, I say. I found her rather attractive and would have liked to glance surreptiously at any image in my typical bleeding-heart-liberal-oh-it's-degrading way.

[Little Hoover]

Well yes I would have slowed down as I passed one of the magazine covers. And maybe even flicked thorugh if no one was around.  But as it is I think good for her.

[gazzyk1ns]

Heh, I feel ill every time I see this thread bumped because it makes me remember all the time I spent watching this cack over the summer... but I just thought I'd point out that The Reg have details of the outcome of the complaints regarding the "putting Nikki back in" fiasco here.

[Little Hoover]

yeah yeah, talk about the real news.

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds10600.html

[asv]

Bumped before it gets moved to the Old Threads Home or whatever it is

"'Marriage for BB's Mikey and Grace'
Big Brother couple Mikey Dalton and Grace Adams-Short got engaged on Friday, according to reports.

The pair were at London restaurant Mirabelle when Mikey, 23, put his plan into action.

While Grace, 21, popped to the loo, he hid the ring box under her napkin, according to The Sun.

When she returned, he whipped off the napkin and asked the big question.

A fellow diner said: "When she saw the ring they were all happy smiles. Her jaw dropped but she looked very, very happy.

A spokeswoman told The Sun: "It's true, Mikey and Grace are getting married.

That would make them the second BB couple to tie the knot this year, after Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle Houghton married Preston in August.

The spokeswoman added: "I can't believe you found out - they wanted to keep it quiet. They're both over the moon."



That poor "spokeswoman", sure the last thing they wanted was for it to be all over the papers, suppose they will have to have the wedding in OK now eh?