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Caption Competition: Baptize This..

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, April 24, 2006, 03:12:16 PM

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Big Jack McBastard

#30
April 25, 2006, 03:28:42 PM
Emerging from the neck of the new giant condom ride at Alton Towers, Shelly regretted her decision to go all the way to the bottom.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

#31
April 25, 2006, 03:30:11 PM
Did you find Jesus?

No.

KEEP SEARCHING.

Suttonpubcrawl

#32
April 25, 2006, 03:32:01 PM
"The things I do to hydrate my skin!"

ffogems

#33
April 25, 2006, 03:41:26 PM
"I wanted whirl in my pool, not girl."

hansen mork

#34
April 25, 2006, 03:53:41 PM
Grand step-ladder opening upstaged.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

#35
April 25, 2006, 03:55:58 PM
None of the town could decide whether she was really a witch. So it was down to Munkwangdam Machkwuhangrghram, the local fruit merchant to do the traditional 'trial by water'.

Mister Cairo

#36
April 25, 2006, 04:05:53 PM
David Cameron decides to spice up press conferences

sick as a pike

#37
April 25, 2006, 04:09:27 PM
Ah, now, you see what's happened here is that I mistook you for the man who claimed he could arrange a meeting with my musical heroes.  What I actually just said was "I'd like U2 round me."

hello? hello? operator?

Morrisfan82

#38
April 25, 2006, 04:20:16 PM
Latest Vanish Oxy-Action advert backfires

- or -

Wet green top proves there is a God

mothman

#39
April 25, 2006, 04:29:12 PM
Not even the Mirror of Galadriel was immune from receiving spam from Nigerians and Barely-Legal-Babes.com.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

#40
April 25, 2006, 04:31:43 PM


We've got a problem Jim! The transporter's only brought back their top half. Their legs are still on Xenu-4.

Purple Tentacle

#41
April 25, 2006, 04:38:00 PM
Quote from: "mothman"Not even the Mirror of Galadriel was immune from receiving spam from Nigerians and Barely-Legal-Babes.com.

Hehe, that's great!

sproggy

#42
April 25, 2006, 04:58:37 PM
"What do you mean 'you've just pissed in it'"?

Jemble Fred

#43
April 25, 2006, 05:10:10 PM
"David Blaine can do a week, you lightweight bitch."

PS:
Quote from: "Shoulders?-Stomach!"Did you find Jesus?

No.

KEEP SEARCHING.

Nice.

baptist

#44
April 25, 2006, 06:53:48 PM
"OK, you be Makosi, I'll be Anthony"

neveragain

#45
April 25, 2006, 08:36:20 PM
Dr. Foster went to Gloucester... with a black man round her arm.

hands cold, liver warm

#46
April 26, 2006, 02:56:38 PM
Does searching for car insurance drive you crazy?

hands cold, liver warm

#47
April 26, 2006, 03:44:14 PM
Jesus wants me to touch your breasts

hands cold, liver warm

#48
April 26, 2006, 04:07:40 PM
Do you have a sister that wants to be baptised as well?

hansen mork

#49
April 26, 2006, 04:08:14 PM
"Good God woman, help me. I need a poo but can't do one in water."

Suttonpubcrawl

#50
April 26, 2006, 04:08:43 PM
Phase 3 of Kirk Johnson's goatse project unveiled.

Sivead

#51
April 26, 2006, 04:15:21 PM
Tribbles, best enjoyed roasted  over human flesh bathed in gasoline.

hands cold, liver warm

#52
April 26, 2006, 04:17:14 PM
Of all the baptising pools, in all the churches, in all the anglican world, she had to dip into mine.

Mister Cairo

#53
April 26, 2006, 08:17:04 PM
New Sea World park a disapointment
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