Author Topic: Caption Me This..  (Read 1249 times)

Caption Me This..
« on: March 11, 2004, 07:47:04 PM »

sproggy

  • I tire of you... and your tiresomeness
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2004, 08:05:04 PM »
Her / it: 'Go on, I'll pop my teeth out for just 5 bucks extra'

or

Him: 'I don't care if they can touch your knees, I still ain't giving you a cigarette'

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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2004, 08:12:40 PM »
What the hell do you look like?....Snow wash denim indeed!

or

(Her) Shit, we`re wearing the same shoes, how embarassing!

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2004, 09:21:58 PM »
"Heheh, I've drawn a Hitler mustache and a pair of round-framed glasses on Simon Heffer's mugshot, and now I'm going do a speech-ballon for him saying 'I am a gay'. Arf arf. My mate will be well pissed off at the defacement I have done upon his Daily Mail."

(that's the dude in the red T-shirt on the left by the way)

terminallyrelaxed

  • да младенца!
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2004, 09:24:08 PM »
Marcus, what are you on about?

Joy Nktonga

  • Arkologist
  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • Dub it up blacker than dread!
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2004, 09:49:27 PM »
People advised to switch to traditional black after mysterious grafitti artist "H" continues rampage on blue bins.

Sivead

  • Empty dust and crumbs from my body regularly
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2004, 11:18:18 PM »
Hatted couple in front "We look like were roller skating with no skates, but were not."

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2004, 01:11:33 AM »
Guy in hat: "Is that lemon curd in your cunker or are you just pleased to see me (and gangrenous)?!"

OR:

"Is that wafer-thin cured ham in your Cavern-club-cunt or do you just have chronically mangly and inflamed labia?!"

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2004, 01:21:08 AM »
Bloke"No the auditions for footballer's wives were yesterday"

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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2004, 01:27:59 AM »
"Barbara Bush brings out the big guns for her son's campaign trail."

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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2004, 01:34:47 AM »
"now then now then......"

Sivead

  • Empty dust and crumbs from my body regularly
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2004, 01:40:29 AM »


"Nice pussy!"

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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2004, 02:27:37 AM »
HER: : Look, all I'm saying is I'm an experimentalist.  My legs are the colour of sand, my shorts, the sea and my hair the clouds.  If you can't understand this, I may fuck off back to North London.

HIM: Geee, Thelma, all I asked was could I stroke your pussy! If I can't get it from you ahm gonna have to sleep with my paw again!

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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2004, 09:04:57 AM »
Man thinks to himself.

‘That's the last time I ask Richard Madley if his wife wants to come in a Biker meet up.’

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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2004, 12:02:18 PM »
(Not a caption) The bastard in the hat has kidnapped Jess!! Quick, someone call Postman Pat..!!


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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2004, 12:12:01 PM »
Man in cap: "I never thought I'd be grateful for cataracts"

Johnny Yesno

  • Injecting the rivers with stainless steel fish
    • Lines Horizontal
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2004, 01:52:00 PM »
Skateless skater couple: "Thank goodness that singer is pushing the edge of the picture back or we wouldn't be able to get to Leon Leather."

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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2004, 01:58:18 PM »
Buster Merryfeild does tootsy

hands cold, liver warm

  • I involuntarily came in my pants
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2004, 03:32:42 PM »
Elizabeth Taylor's modelling shoot doesn't go as expected

Johnny Yesno

  • Injecting the rivers with stainless steel fish
    • Lines Horizontal
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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2004, 04:46:03 PM »
Quote from: "hands cold, liver warm"
Elizabeth Taylor's modelling shoot doesn't go as expected


Heh! Heh! Yeah - Ms Taylor is wearing a pair of brown chaps.

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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2004, 07:04:07 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2004, 07:06:40 PM »
mmm... that was worth it.

Cambrian Times

  • Beyond Happy!
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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2004, 08:20:07 PM »
Andy Warhol alive and well

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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2004, 01:50:24 AM »
"Eastwood 50 Years Late For Wild West Showdown"

weirdbeard

  • Tonight, Mr. Kite is watching The Bill
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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2004, 03:42:41 AM »
Quote from: "@ssmaster"


"Calm down dear, it's a rotting waxwork.  I'm really not this bad in real life."

weirdbeard

  • Tonight, Mr. Kite is watching The Bill
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« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2004, 03:46:45 AM »
Quote from: "Jimmy"
"Eastwood 50 Years Late For Wild West Showdown"


There's a Back To The Future part 3, Doc Brown joke in there somewhere.

hands cold, liver warm

  • I involuntarily came in my pants
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« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2004, 07:49:16 PM »
"My grandchildren are a horrible lot. They left me next to the radiator all night."