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[@ssmaster]

[sproggy]

Her / it: 'Go on, I'll pop my teeth out for just 5 bucks extra'

or

Him: 'I don't care if they can touch your knees, I still ain't giving you a cigarette'

[kenneth trousers]

What the hell do you look like?....Snow wash denim indeed!

or

(Her) Shit, we`re wearing the same shoes, how embarassing!

[Marcus Or Relius]

"Heheh, I've drawn a Hitler mustache and a pair of round-framed glasses on Simon Heffer's mugshot, and now I'm going do a speech-ballon for him saying 'I am a gay'. Arf arf. My mate will be well pissed off at the defacement I have done upon his Daily Mail."

(that's the dude in the red T-shirt on the left by the way)

[terminallyrelaxed]

Marcus, what are you on about?

[Joy Nktonga]

People advised to switch to traditional black after mysterious grafitti artist "H" continues rampage on blue bins.

[Sivead]

Hatted couple in front "We look like were roller skating with no skates, but were not."

[Bellscab]

Guy in hat: "Is that lemon curd in your cunker or are you just pleased to see me (and gangrenous)?!"

OR:

"Is that wafer-thin cured ham in your Cavern-club-cunt or do you just have chronically mangly and inflamed labia?!"

[terrorist]

Bloke"No the auditions for footballer's wives were yesterday"

[m...wW(wwMww)Ww...m]

"Barbara Bush brings out the big guns for her son's campaign trail."

[terrorist]

"now then now then......"

[Sivead]

"Nice pussy!"

[It Was Cancer]

HER: : Look, all I'm saying is I'm an experimentalist.  My legs are the colour of sand, my shorts, the sea and my hair the clouds.  If you can't understand this, I may fuck off back to North London.

HIM: Geee, Thelma, all I asked was could I stroke your pussy! If I can't get it from you ahm gonna have to sleep with my paw again!

[Bilko]

Man thinks to himself.

'That's the last time I ask Richard Madley if his wife wants to come in a Biker meet up.'

[Citizen Erased]

(Not a caption) The bastard in the hat has kidnapped Jess!! Quick, someone call Postman Pat..!!

[BaronMunchausen'sSyndrome]

Man in cap: "I never thought I'd be grateful for cataracts"

[Johnny Yesno]

Skateless skater couple: "Thank goodness that singer is pushing the edge of the picture back or we wouldn't be able to get to Leon Leather."

[cunt]

Buster Merryfeild does tootsy

[hands cold, liver warm]

Elizabeth Taylor's modelling shoot doesn't go as expected

[Johnny Yesno]

Elizabeth Taylor's modelling shoot doesn't go as expected

Heh! Heh! Yeah - Ms Taylor is wearing a pair of brown chaps.

[sore bottom mum]

[sore bottom mum]

mmm... that was worth it.

[Cambrian Times]

Andy Warhol alive and well

[Jimmy]

"Eastwood 50 Years Late For Wild West Showdown"

[weirdbeard]

"Calm down dear, it's a rotting waxwork.  I'm really not this bad in real life."

[weirdbeard]

"Eastwood 50 Years Late For Wild West Showdown"

There's a Back To The Future part 3, Doc Brown joke in there somewhere.

[hands cold, liver warm]

"My grandchildren are a horrible lot. They left me next to the radiator all night."